Arya - Not much happening here, but I read it last week. Curious to read more about Thoros. Daenerys - Good fucking chapter. The whole Unsullied thing is just fucked. GRRM has a weird thing for killing babies, fine whatever. But dude...puppies? Not cool, yet I couldn't stop reading. I started to formulate what I thought would happen with the soldiers and... Bran - Crannogman story was cool. Still waiting for Bran to go full-on warg. Davos - Cool interaction with Melisandre. I'm slow, but I like how the fire vs ice thing is coming together. Obsidian/Dragon Glass killing White Walkers is making more sense. Still, I can't help but be upset about her casting on the show. I'm going to masturbate to some cartoon Jessica Rabbit porn to compensate. Jon - I think GRRM might have been a frequent writer to the Penthouse's Letters of the Month. Dude gives me a chub, no lie. I have a bad feeling that Ygritte's gonna die, though. Can't explain it. Daenerys - ...I was right. Really cool chapter and happy to see the slavers go down painfully. She's gonna wreck some shit with these Unsullied + Dragons. And also, there was no fucking way that she was going to leave Drogon. That part kind of telegraphed her move, but I don't care. Still cool. Sansa - I love Tyrion. Plain and simple. You knew that he was way too good of a dude to go through with it.
Been packing/moving the past week and finally got around to reading the thread. You have been showered with likes. Also, Jon has a nice healthy dick on him.
You need to do what I did and just read 2-3 chapters every night before bed. You can get through them pretty quickly that way.
Hi, fag-asses. Been reading a bit, but haven't kept up. Have an easy day at work, so I should get a bunch knocked out. I'm in the 600s so I'm guessing that I'm approaching a moment that you all keep hinting at. Take care and sip my penis like a straw.
I got a hint of something bad was going to go down because they kept mentioning the absence of certain people and Catelyn kept having paranoid thoughts, plus sending the North host across the river. However, I really didn't expect Robb and Catelyn to be killed. Gat dam. I thought Arya was going to be the one to die in this book, for some reason.
Yeah, I just read Arya's chapter and it makes no sense why Sandor would go back to kill her. I'm guessing he knocked her out or some shit.
To clarify my feelings after reading that chapter, look to the last three seconds of this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIYv05vcZaA
Should I keep doing this now that I passed the Red Wedding or was the point just to see what I was typing leading up to it?
we wanted to see your reaction, but might as well keep on in case you have any questions or just want to be a fag and type your thoughts on the book like we actually give a shit. Spoiler
Alright, I need to catch up. I was going to go back and type reviews for each of the chapters I missed leading up to the RW, but then I thought. I would just like to say that I'm still bumming about that shit. I fucking HATE the Freys more than I do the Lannisters right now, even though his royal Fagness Tywin McFagstein was behind this shit. Arya - Yeah, she's not dead. As I said in Jack's thread, it makes no sense why Sandor would try to get her out of the fight and then go back into the battle to go back and kill her. This poor fucking girl can't catch a break, though. I mean, come on, GRRM. Davos - Dude is learning to read, so good on ya, mate. He reads a letter from The Wall and probably thinks Stannis is going to be the guy. Personally, I think Melisandre, while powerful, is evil and full of shit. The REAL ones to lead the charge against the Others is Beric and Friends, at least I think so. Jon - They get shit ready for the impending invasion of smelly Wildlings. Jon is starting to be a boss, and I like that...because I love him. The battle ensues The Wall defends itself in the end. That was some clever shit, knowing that the Wildlings would rush ahead without thinking. Ygritte is dead and that makes me sad. I knew she was going to die eventually, but still had hope that it wouldn't happen. Bran - Finally, two POVs meet up. I liked the old stories about the Nightfort and that well is pretty fucking cool. Bran jumps into Hodor...that is awesome. Also, that magical door is cool as fuck, too. That's something straight out of Aladdin. Gonna hit this motherfucker up hard tonight, because I can't let that penis WolverineJack beat me.
WolverineJack , this will be the last tag/quuote so I don't spoil anything for you. I'm gonna stay out of your thread, too in case you fly by me. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Alright, I was gonna wait a while, but this was a cool twist. Daenerys - These Meereenese need to fucking die. Love that Belwas sliced that fag rider up. Also, GRRM knows exactly how to push my buttons. They fucking eat unborn puppies as a delicacy in Meereen? You sick son of a bitch. Mero is alive and gets slapped around quickly by Artsan I MEAN FUCKING BARRISTAN SELMY. Yes. Yes. Yes. I've been waiting for this motherfucker to pop up eventually and he was right there all along. Sure, he's old, but this dude still has it. One of the baddest dudes in the world during his time. Can't wait to see where this goes. Then we find out that Jorah is a bitch-ass snitch looking fo a stitch. The show kinda ruined this for me, but it's still cool. She says she knows where she's going to send them and I'm guessing that it's towards Meereen, considering she really, really wants this city. Maybe through the poop to prove their loyalty? That would be cool.
One more random thought, but I'm am really, really, really getting tired of the Starks getting fucked over and over and over again. If this fag isn't setting up for some sweet-ass revenge and just let's them get mucked around into oblivion, I will force-feed him, Se7en-style until he explodes.
FUCK YES. I'll get to that later, though. Tyrion - He bails on Sansa to bang out Shae in the Dragon room-place. He thinks about marrying Shae off to some knight. Not much going on here. There was like seven pages in this chapter. Sansa - Joffery is just that faggotiest faggot to ever faggot. I really, really hope he dies(). He continues to be an insufferable prick. Tyrion starts thinking that Joffery was behind the attempt on Bran. Seems a likely scenario. Tyrion - YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES. Though I wish it would have happened in a much, much more slow and painful way, this was really the best one could ask for, given the circumstances. Of course Tyrion/Sansa get blamed for it, though. Just keep shitting on the good people, George. Nice guys finish last. WE GET IT. Sansa - She escapes King's Landing...finally. Little Finger is behind all of this, AND he plotted the murder of Joff...or... Jaime - Nothing like being away forever and coming home to a bloody vaj. However, like a champ, Jaime perseveres. But now, it seems it's Jaime's turn to get shit on. Cersei cunts only the way she can and his dickface dad disowns him. Put Tywin at #2 on the list of "Characters That Need To Die", only behind the entire Frey family. Davos - Being the good guy he is, dude sneaks out Edric in the middle of the night. My man . Stannis gets sort of maddish, but then I'm guessing Davos starts reading the letter from the Night's Watch? Jon - Sort of uneventful, even though Mance and Co. finally get there. Jon and friends fire arrows and throw a bunch of shit down The Wall causing a lot of havoc for the Wildlings. Really looking forward to what the giants look like on the show. HBO better not let us down, but I have faith. I'm cool with how they did the Others. Also, Jon is Lord Commander now, so that's nice. Arya - Kind of in limbo with Clegane. She wants to go to Jon and I think he wants to go fuck up Gregor. Pretty much it. Tyrion - Oh look, Tyrion is getting diarrhea poured on his head again. Ya don't say. Of course, cunt-rag Cersei has manipulated her way to make Tyrion as "guilty" as possible. However, Oberyn has a vendetta with Gregor and I really hope he guts that motherfucker with a poisoned blade and shits in his mouth while he's still breathing. Jaime - Jesus fucking Christ do I love this guy. The more I read of him, the higher he goes on my list. Probably my #1 character at this point. He seems like he's become more wise after being through such shit and he's handling his business like a boss. It's probably not gonna happen, but I hope he's able to restore at least some skill with a sword. Not holding my breath, though. Sansa - Lysa, you're just fucking weird, nuts, and gross. That's all I have to say about that. Also, love that the Queen of Thorns killed Joff, if what Little Finger tells is true.
Only have the Epilogue left. Gonna go finish and come right back. This last 1/3 of the book was retardedly good.