stupid shit you see on ESPN

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  1. EdmondDantes

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    this thread will certainly be lengthy

    anything outside of 30 for 30 and live games (sometimes) will probably be extremely gay. specifically first take and that awful show with cowherd and beadle
     
  2. Beagle

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    Big fan of this thread. Nice work, ths

    My contribution:

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  3. Irush

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  4. Beagle

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  5. LuPoor

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    The Herminator :facepalm:
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  6. OHW

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    oh my

    oh Jesus Christ
     
  7. dallasdawg

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    rofl what is this
     
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  8. LuPoor

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    shit quality, but you get the gist of it.
     
  9. cheese

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  10. triple-r

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    Came to post this. Sad it took 8 replies but :thumb: Jigga
     
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  11. DuffandMuff

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    I've always been in the group of "ESPN is shit! It's TMZ for sports...It's not like it used to be." Then there I would be watching Mike and Mike/First Take in the morning and Sportscenter in the afternoon. Then came the Olympics and I completely stopped watching ESPN all together. I saw a bunch of tweets and shit complaining about the constant updates and coverage from the Jets camp and slobbing over tebow. For the first time I had no clue what people were talking about and it felt fucking good :smug:
     
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  12. Beagle

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  13. OHW

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    He's one of the few watchable personalities on that network. :twocents:
     
  14. DuffandMuff

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    This is a little rant I went on in the Nole thread a couple days ago and it mostly has to deal with ESPN.

     
  15. Thizzelle Washington

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    is miguel cabrera going to be alright?
     
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  16. CB

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  17. MG2

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    How dare you
     
  18. Volholic16

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    Not ESPN but your pic made me think of this. It's from one of the bowl games a few years ago Boise was playing in.

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  19. Fran Tarkenton

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  21. Fran Tarkenton

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  22. Volholic16

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    Berman is such a faggot.
     
  23. Beagle

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    he hates on the little guy (non aqs) too much. I know TMB is made up mostly of Big BCS schools and their fans (which is perfectly fine) but since I'm a fan of a non aq it really bothers when he says shit like "the auto-bid should taken away, went full retard when VCU got in then they went to the Final 4, etc.
     
  24. Jimmy the Saint

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  25. Pelican

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    "True or fart" slayed me.

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  26. devine

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  27. bertwing

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    This thread should easily surpass the "stupid shit your wife/gf does" thread in a day or two
     
  28. bwhit21

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    He made a bigger deal that we were snubbed. Considering we beat KSUx3, beat Missouri, beat Texas, finished 5th in the Big XII and made it to the tournament semi-finals.. he's OK in my book.
     
  29. Pelican

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  30. bertwing

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    Cowherd has to be at or near the top of people I would love to beat the fuck out of along with Bayless, Mark May, SAS, Broussard etc
     
  31. i am a bammer

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    sports science is cool
     
  32. Beagle

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  33. ColeTrickle

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    hahaha that fucking spinner graphic in that segment :facepalm:
     
  34. LuPoor

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    This is a pretty flawless list IMO
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    Anything involving this guy

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  36. Not William

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    During every keystroke you made in the process of typing this post, your fingers were traveling faster than a commercial jet at top speed.
     
  37. Fran Tarkenton

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    This fucking segment was awful. The longest summer of TV, ever.

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  38. devine

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  39. Corky Bucek

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    lolno
     
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  40. Butters

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    More like Ray Charles
     
  41. DuffandMuff

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    I remember watching a sports science with Dwight Freeney or something like that.

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    "When he plants on his left foot and spins 270 degrees around an LT in .34 seconds, that is a speed of 68 MPH! Multiply that by 17 and add the frictionless turf of Lucas Oil Stadium and he spins faster than an Apache helicopter's blades! :warn::warn:

    "FOR ESPN SPORTS SCIENCE, I'M JOHN BRENKUS" :warn::warn::warn:
     
  42. bwhit21

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    23/3 = 7.67 vs 7
    9/18 = 50% vs 33% (1 miss away from 50%)
    4/5 = 80% vs 75%
    7/3 = 2.33 vs 2

    ....
     
  43. i am a bammer

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    well fuck all of you