***UBBO: Drop Yo Nuts***

Mich level mad meets our elite nog DL

 

Third

 

I hope this isn't a topic title suggestion. If so, emphatic

If it's commentary, have a

 

There's gotta be a pun between noggin and the big house.

 

Twas the latter

 

Denard never learned how to tie his shoes

 

OT: still at this and the Gamecock twitter sending it out

 

Welp, Elliott is in Boone, NC right now.

 

does it all have to fall apart every off-season? Gotdamnit...

 

take this fwiw, c/p of a c/p

I just read on TOS that Scott Satterfield has the job and the guy who posted this knows App State like Whittle knows baseball.
Scott Satterfield will replace Jerry Moore. He was brought back from FIU last year as offensive coordinator and the defacto coach-in-waiting. This has been planned since then and it was a good plan. Jerry got a good last year before retiring and Scott got to re-acquaint himself with the program and the players before taking over. Charlie Cobb could not have handled this much better than he did.

 

They are saying some other guy, Satterfield, has a good chance at the App job.

I would hate to lose him. We need to step our football assistant coach salary game up to maintain what we are trying to do. Having to replace important coaches every fucking December is starting to get old.

Edit: central Connecticut with the quickness.

 

just had a nice chat with my nurse, afterwards realized that my dick was hanging out thw whole time fuck these fucking gowns

 

Hahahaha

 

Good thing toppsuite had his stethoscope around his neck and not a microscope.

 

I take it a sympathy bj didnt take place? Maybe a zj?

 

Last three seasons: 9+ wins, 3-0 vs Clemson (and uga and UT), bowls against fsu/Nebraska/Michigan. Pleased gamecock fan is pleased

 

the michigan fans will be livid, my friends are already texting me to make outrageous wagers and bets. imma be rich

 

Dp

I will use this space to say I enjoy watching Russell Wilson play qb at the pro level

And I think it's p funny that the 49ers lost to the rams after all that qb controversy stuff

 

Asiantii Woulard

just decommitted from USF b/c Holtz got canned. #1 dual threat QB and he is a nog. we have got to go after this kid now, I mean look at that nog's name...

 

stay thirsty my nogs

 

I've laughed out loud numerous times on this page.

 

this is a dumb question, but can redshirts play in the bowl game?

 

just making sure, gosh

 

Elliott's twitter

"Despite reports I wasn't in Boone interviewing for the App head job!! I was there cheering for my alma mater!! Go Gamecocks!!"

 

I'm trying to work out the logistics of this. Your gown is either ridiculously short, or your dick is the size of Nick Jones.





Attaboy.

 

just didn't realize how high my gown was riding...

 

How many times did you expect to drop that line in this life?

 

bout as often as I expected to know what the inside of my ankle looked like

 

meat helps you to heal faster

 

i actually ate meat the other day. i ordered a veggie quesadilla in the icu, and they brought me one one with chicken, and i was just like "fuck it. i'm too tired and hungry to put up a fight on this..."

 

how do I get my official UJCO fan application?

I found myself browsing USC sweatshirts this morning.

 

You've already been inducted

 

E-Batman doesn't have to fill out an application. P sure that's in the rules.

 

Start with a basic "Cocks" clothing item. It will show people that you are cool and edgy

 

I already have a USC shirt. It's pretty nice imo. no COCKS on it though

 

See if you can find this bumper sticker somewhere

 

I hear one can obtain a "Cock-a-doodle-Lou" tee for a very reasonable price these days.

 

Agreed. I'd buy one, but I'm more of a polo kind of guy.

 

I have a cock rag? saying I'm proud to be a Gamecock.

I'm striking out here aren't I

 

Whoa whoa whoa man. That's called a Cocky Cloth. Cock rag is what non-Texas A&M fans use instead of a jar

 

TC about to make ohhai sign up for his U101 course.

 

I'mma fail :(

 

This is south carolina, we call retards retards roun yah

 

Thats an everywhere kind of thing, I worked with those people all summer for 20 an hour so now I feel if I'm politically correct god will love me more than you.

Which he already does.

 

Shut the fuck up pledge

 

Grow a few inches and then come talk to me when you're done being the creepy 26 year old at pavs

 

That's hurtful. Y'all two stop before someone makes a guido joke and things are said that can't be taken back.