pet monkey escapes crate; chills in ikea parking lot with super sweet coat on

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  1. GoodForAnother

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  2. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    Tbh the one with jungle boi deserves all of the likes

    But yes, watch out owl
     
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  5. TC

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    Should have been coat :cmonson:
     
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  7. TC

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  8. i am a bammer

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    Meme critiques :dislike:
     
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  11. Arkadin

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  13. bingbing

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    Somebody with more skills than me needs to turn this....

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  14. Coldhands

    Coldhands You don't know snakes from dildos about that.

    Monkey's owner:

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  16. BrickTamland

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  17. Coldhands

    Coldhands You don't know snakes from dildos about that.

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  19. BrickTamland

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  20. BrickTamland

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  21. BrickTamland

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    **UPDATE: YASMIN REACHES OUT TO TMB**
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    Thank you everyone for your support. The following is the statement I wish to make for now. The rescue and sanctuary people claim they are better for him than me. Yet they don't know that he is not a rhesus macaque but a Japanese snow macaque. They throw him bananas and he is not crazy for bananas. They say taking him away from me so brutally without allowing him to see me is best for him when in fact Japanese snow macaque babies live on their mothers' backs for a year or more. Is anyone at the sanctuary willing to have Darwin on their backs for 24 hours a day and 7 days a week? For this is how he lived with me. There were no signs of him being unhappy or stressed out when he was in my care. This monkey cannot be away from me for 5 minutes without having a panic attack as baby monkeys only step off their mothers back when they have their mothers in view. They only they feel safe if they know their mother is around to protect them from predators. What makes the sanctuary better care givers than me? If it is a larger space area that Darwin needed, I would have provided that to him when he was big enough to get off my back! For now Darwin needs my back. And I need him back. Any tips, advice and guidance from you all are welcome.
    Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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    Date: 11/12/2012 5:36:37 PM
    To: Yasmin Nakhuda
     
  22. og

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    way to image code a message
     
  23. BrickTamland

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    Well, she has lovely stationary that I failed to fully incorporate into my post... but I feel like you get the message.
     
  24. Coldhands

    Coldhands You don't know snakes from dildos about that.

    So, Canadian Lawyers talk like American Cabbies.

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  25. angus

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    Says the monkey has a panic attack if away for more than five minutes then induces panic attack by locking him in a crate in a car in the IKEA parking lot.
     
  26. ohhaithur

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    On her back 24/7
    Found not her back
     
  27. Rebelution

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  28. Rebelution

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    :whyioughta: It would appear I should have read the previous couple of posts before I posted.
     
  29. * J Y *

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    Wait so how the fuck did the monkey escape if she is such a caring caretaker?
     
  30. Sam Elliott

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  31. angus

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    Because IKEA employee's freaked out when she brought her "baby" in so she locked it in the car.
     
  32. devine

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    sounds like the letter from Clutch 's mom when siena told him he had to live in a dorm on campus
     
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  34. BuckeyeRiot

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    I'd like to call for a moment of silence as 34 is about to pass NWestGator for most liked post in TMB history.

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  35. LuPoor

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    fuck owls, get monkey
     
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  36. og

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    very :smug: noticed I hadnt liked it yet and now I gave the old tie to 34

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  37. og

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    even unliked the owl post to help 34 suck it owl lovers
     
  38. TDCD

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    229 likes, new #1
     
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  39. prerecordedlive

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  40. Babou

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  41. i am a bammer

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    the owl is overrated
     
  42. GeneralPaton

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    This made me laugh about as hard as your previous perfection of banana porn
     
  43. Lionel Hutz Esq.

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    fuck that owl. I thought the site had contracted down syndrome when I saw it hit over 200 but hey people wet themselves here over gubbs so what do I know.

    huzzah to you 34
     
  44. i am a bammer

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    you leave the gubbs out of this
     
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  46. cheese

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    i believe i gave the 229th like to it :beaver:
     
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  47. NCHusker

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  48. * J Y *

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    My thoughts to a T. Oh wowww a fucking owl got into a house? Theres been some funny shit on this website and thats number 1? :edmond:
     
  49. Iron Mickey

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    34 huzzah
     
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