pet monkey escapes crate; chills in ikea parking lot with super sweet coat on

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  1. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    damnit just saw this. Welp, wasted ten minutes making mine.
     
    #401 NCHusker, Dec 11, 2012
  2. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    I have no words

    Thank you all for liking it I guess
     
    #402 34, Dec 11, 2012
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  3. skattles

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    it was the perfect storm of something absurd involving a wild animal happening right when people finally stopped thinking likes were gay (you'll remember we feared the change as is our nature)
     
    #403 skattles, Dec 11, 2012
  4. Granadafan

    Granadafan Well-Known Member

    Quality thread.
     
    #404 Granadafan, Dec 11, 2012
  5. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    i never thought likes were gay, better than a bunch of quotes about it
     
    #405 OopsPowSurprise, Dec 11, 2012
  6. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    yeah all of the really good pre-like threads were like 50% :roll::bow::laugh: posts
     
    #406 NCHusker, Dec 11, 2012
  7. skattles

    skattles Jane Goodall Among the Silverbacks
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    true. there was a lot of distaste for the like at first though iirc
     
    #407 skattles, Dec 11, 2012
  8. TDCD

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    yea its real annoying when people quote stuff and dont even add to the discussion
     
    #408 TDCD, Dec 11, 2012
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  9. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    1 like for you, good sir. Great minds think alike.
     
    #409 prerecordedlive, Dec 11, 2012
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  10. ohhaithur

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    I like likes because in a long thread I just control + f for "others" and it gives me only 5+ like posts
     
    #410 ohhaithur, Dec 11, 2012
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  11. kezarmyaj

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  12. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    like given for this smart idea. I've been wanting a way to just find the good posts in long threads that I didn't participate in.
     
    #412 NCHusker, Dec 11, 2012
  13. prerecordedlive

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    I'm gonna change my fan of section to just say "others" and I suggest everyone else do the same.
     
    #413 prerecordedlive, Dec 11, 2012
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  14. skattles

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    adding a wayne kerr style sig to all my posts

    thanks,
    others
     
    #414 skattles, Dec 11, 2012
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  15. triceratops

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    TMB prefers its animals to accessorize if NWestGator's Owl was wearing a spectacle it would still be #1
     
    #416 triceratops, Dec 11, 2012
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  16. The Walrus

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    Wish I was clever enough to contribute something to this masterpiece of a thread.

    Just gave a shitload of likes instead.
     
    #417 The Walrus, Dec 11, 2012
  17. killrbee7

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    #418 killrbee7, Dec 11, 2012
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  18. TLAU

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    #419 TLAU, Dec 11, 2012
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  19. GoodForAnother

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    likes were never gay

    30 posts per page of just the laughing smileys were gay
     
    #420 GoodForAnother, Dec 11, 2012
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    #421 TLAU, Dec 11, 2012
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  21. NilesIrish

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    Not the funniest in this thread, but this is awesome .
     
    #422 NilesIrish, Dec 11, 2012
  22. skattles

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    monkey marlo :roll:
     
    #423 skattles, Dec 11, 2012
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  23. $P1

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    Someone should work up something referencing Denzel's fur coat in American Gangster that he burns
     
    #424 $P1, Dec 11, 2012
  24. skattles

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    #425 skattles, Dec 11, 2012
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  26. I CANE on her face

    I CANE on her face uhh wat
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    #427 I CANE on her face, Dec 11, 2012
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  27. skattles

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    #428 skattles, Dec 11, 2012
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  28. Rebelution

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    Fantastic
     
    #429 Rebelution, Dec 11, 2012
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  29. Babou

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  30. pearl

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    need the "???"
     
    #431 pearl, Dec 11, 2012
  31. Patface

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    #432 Patface, Dec 11, 2012
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  32. Born Again Lefty

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    #433 Born Again Lefty, Dec 11, 2012
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  33. SWIMFAN

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    How has no one in 9+ pages suggested TMB PURCHASING one of these fucking monkeys?

    States with No Laws on Monkey Ownership

    • Some states have no statutes, laws or ordinances regarding owning monkeys as pets. They include Alabama, Arkansas, Hawaii, Indiana, Kansas, Maine, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, Ohio, South Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia and Wisconsin. Idaho has no laws on monkey ownership -- except for one that requires the owner to show proof that the primate was purchased legally.
    States that Require a Permit for Monkey Ownership

    • Some states will allow the ownership of a monkey with the purchase of a permit. To obtain a permit, the owner will typically be required to show proof of legal ownership, that there is the proper space and facilities available for the monkey and that the monkey is in good health. These states include Arizona, Delaware, Illinois, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island and South Dakota.
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    I got a fenced in backyard.... just sayin
     
    #434 SWIMFAN, Dec 11, 2012
  34. kslim

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    didnt make it past the first page, it feels like 2010 in here and man it feels good. great posting
     
    #435 kslim, Dec 12, 2012
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  35. Born Again Lefty

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    #436 Born Again Lefty, Dec 12, 2012
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  36. BlazingRebel

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    #437 BlazingRebel, Dec 12, 2012
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  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    What would be the #1 most liked post on Rivals?
     
    #438 TC, Dec 12, 2012
  38. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Just made this one of those posts.
     
    #439 Fusiontegra, Dec 12, 2012
  39. Not William

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    The first gif ever on the Internet re-posted in a "You Laugh You Lose" thread.
     
    #440 Not William, Dec 12, 2012
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    :like:
     
    #441 Where Eagles Dare, Dec 12, 2012
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  41. PeteTopKevinBottom

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    #442 PeteTopKevinBottom, Dec 12, 2012
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  42. TableKnight

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    #443 TableKnight, Dec 12, 2012
  43. jokewood

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    The two Americas.
     
    #444 jokewood, Dec 12, 2012
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  44. Coldhands

    Coldhands You don't know snakes from dildos about that.

    I chuckled, then I realized it said "Jimmy" rather than "Jimmies."
     
    #445 Coldhands, Dec 12, 2012
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  45. Babou

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    #446 Babou, Dec 12, 2012
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  46. miles

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    This and the "hello, yes this is dog" memes I will never understand how people thought were so goddamn funny

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    #447 miles, Dec 12, 2012
  47. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Some of the this is dog memes were funny.

    I'm not sure that the owl got so many likes for humor, but sheer awesomeness of having an owl in your house. It was pretty awesome, and well-chronicled.
     
    #448 Fusiontegra, Dec 12, 2012
  48. Dirty Ears Bill

    Dirty Ears Bill I aint the mother fucker.
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    Think the owl got so much because it was original and exclusive to TMB and the pictures/video were taken by a TMBer.

    Kind of like Shocker's spider. Had some guy on Reddit been doing a chronicle of a spider at his work, nobody here would have given a shit.
     
    #449 Dirty Ears Bill, Dec 12, 2012
  49. TLAU

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    #450 TLAU, Dec 12, 2012
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