I want to change my work voicemail to "Hello. You have reached the department of fucks. Unfortunately, no fucks are available to be given at this time. Please try again later, and have a fuckless day."
I'm not sure little Kevin would have the smarts/strength, but with a well timed left tug of the reigns he could make it out the door. Had this discussion the other day while watching.
He would have to correct left, then correct right and, by that time, there is no way his trajectory would be straight coming out the front door.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
oh yeah, the video was filmed near you. there just wasn't an eagle. or a kid being picked up by an eagle.