SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. Can I Spliff it

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    hahahahhahahahahahhah
     
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  2. New user

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    @LennayKay you will always be with me wherever I go! Tell dad, BJ, papa Ima, papa Santiago, and grandma that I said hello! I love you!#574L
     
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    Thomas is never going to be in
     
  4. G.O.A.T.

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  5. jwpearl

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    Can someone post from reactions from respectable media? I'll be absolutely ashamed if people are buying this
     
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  6. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    David Pollack? Straight Ja Rule shit
     
  7. TYdeFan05

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    Guy is Mormon at a Catholic school and creates a long distance "girlfriend" so people aren't concerned about him actually being gay. This happens all the time where I'm from

    RTR
     
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  8. Han Solo

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    Need to spread this quote like a motherfucker. How can he and his family claim they were not in on this after his own fucking dad said this?
     
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  9. inurfason

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    Needs to hand over all his awards to Clowney or Jones.
     
  10. Josey Wales

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    Buying which part?
     
  11. Upton^2

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    Clay Travis@ClayTravisBGID
    Wow. RT @TheBigLead: Confirmed from 2 sources: ESPN has known about Manti Te'o story for 10 days.

    edit: TheBigLead's whole tweet: Jason McIntyre@TheBigLead
    Confirmed from 2 sources: ESPN has known about the Manti Te'o story for 10 days. Had been reporting it, but could not confirm.

    Clay Travis apparently left it out, because.... journalism
     
  12. Fran Tarkenton

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    Don't believe Te'o. Notre Dame is retarded for releasing that statement.
     
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  13. gritzy

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    Man I wish he had won the heisman right now
     
  14. ARSENAL

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    "ESPN breaking news: Manti Te'o's girlfriend did not exist"

    lol
     
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  15. D. Silver

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    EVERYONE TOOK MY JOKES!!!
     
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  17. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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  18. Can I Spliff it

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    It would've been magical
     
  19. Josey Wales

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    Would explain why he played like dick on Jan. 7 then.
     
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  20. jwpearl

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    That he's an innocent victim of a prank
     
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  21. animal_mother

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    "One of the most decorated players in the history of college football..."
     
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  22. fucktx

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    this is so much better than the national championship game
     
  23. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    Pollack said "until we hear from him, I'm not going to convict him."
     
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  24. gritzy

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    MTFGFNI
     
  25. killerwvu

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  26. Pelican

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    The "Manti was doing this to hide his homosexuality" storyline is absolutely coming out soon, per a source that I cannot name.

    random poster on Scout board
     
  27. Fran Tarkenton

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  30. Day Man

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    We don't claim him
     
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  31. -Prime-

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    If only the internet and twitter was around during the Rudy era.
     
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  32. Upton^2

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    To be honest, I have no idea.
     
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    These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.
     
  34. Fran Tarkenton

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    Gonna be really awkward for Te'o in an NFL locker room next year.

    Can't imagine the shit he would get from Atlanta's D-Block.
     
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  35. James Doakes

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    So basically Manti Te'o's girlfriend was as real as most of Alabama's national championships.
     
  36. lastsonofkrypton

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    ESPN 30 for 30 presents "The Immaculate Girlfriend: A Notre Dame Football Story"
     
  37. FrankReynolds

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    No chance in hell im letting this get bottom paged
     
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  38. killerwvu

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    wojichowski did the espn interview with him the week of the deaths

    said they asked to speak with her family---te'o said they want their privacy; said he respected that

    said they asked for a photo of her and was told they'd rather not release her photo

    also said they couldnt find an obituary or a report of the car wreck
     
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  39. Can I Spliff it

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    This is why SNL can't be funny anymore
     
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  40. TYdeFan05

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    At least we don't know where this one is going.
     
  41. Voodoo

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    Hey guys there was a fight in USC's locker room after the Sun Bowl. Some people might even classify it as a brawl.
     
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  42. Peace

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    Greatest trick the devil every pulled, huh? Teo

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  43. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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  44. Josey Wales

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    Where is that picture from the Michigan game with the 2 rays of light over Te'o's shoulders? Someone with photoshop shop skills could certainly do something clever with that.
     
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  45. allaboutthecash

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    I have attempted all year to convince anyone who would listen that teo was a fraud. Feels good
     
  46. Fran Tarkenton

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  47. James Doakes

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    Clay Travis cut off the important part.

    Jason McIntyre@TheBigLead
    Confirmed from 2 sources: ESPN has known about the Manti Te'o story for 10 days. Had been reporting it, but could not confirm.

    You can't run with a story like that without confirmation.
     
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  48. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    Anyone done 'Manti Troll'eo' yet?
     
  49. LuPoor

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    nope, and with good reason
     
  50. TYdeFan05

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    well damn it