SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. miles

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    The internet isn't even TMB
     
  2. Eric The Viking

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    So Te'o replaces the pineapple as the biggest fruit in Hawaii?
     
  3. MG2

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    He signed a minor league deal with the Tigers this offseason :themoreyouknow:
     
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  4. ohhaithur

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    just watched the movie. it was pretty interesting.

    I'm sure it's as real as King of Kong though
     
  5. The Banks

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    Pretend to be gay even if you aren't? Bold strategy Cotton
     
  6. miles

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    Yeah, I'd rather be a hermit than pretend to be gay in the NFL.
     
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  7. EOE

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    He would definitely be popular at Alumni gatherings...
     
  8. TDCD

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    He'd be better off just denying everything and saying he got duped. And that the stuff he lied about was because he was embarrassed to have an online girlfriend and by the time he found out what had happened, it was too late.
     
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  9. MANPOW

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  10. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Movie was decent. My troll twitter got the ax because they reported me when that first show aired and I retweeted that chicks racist status to everyone who tweeted their profiles
     
  11. CaneKnight

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    I think he is a fag honestly if he's smart he needs to just come out and say it.
     
  12. CaneKnight

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    And he's gonna get destroyed in the media cause everyone knows that aint true. The part about lying about being gay isn't something teo has to worry about.
     
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    great summary. A+
     
  14. scottblue

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    His teammates were suspicious in September because of the way he played up the emotional angle in the media, considering he had told them he had only met her once.

    He tells the SB tribune they met multiple times, and met at the Stanford game in 09.

    Never once in all his interviews mentions he has never met the girl

    He is quoted as saying " his girlfriend died of cancer" on Dec 8th which was 2 days after he supposedly got the call from her saying she was still alive.

    He told one interviewer he received his last letter from her ( that she supposedly wrote before she died) before the Stanford game, but told another he received one before Sr. Day and the Wake game.

    He doesn't tell the ND admin about the cryptic phone call until Dec 26th, nearly 3 weeks after he supposedly got the phone call.

    his dad was still posting articles talking about Lannay/Teo's relationship January 8th a full month after Teo got the call and 10 days since ND started their "investigation".

    Teo's good friend, Tuiasasopo is the guy who put together the online accounts involved in the hoax, so who is the girl who Teo talked to every night for 3 years on the phone ? Also, who was the rest of the family that Teo supposedly talked to all the time and notified him of her death? You have to assume none of them were Tuiasasopo or Manti would recognize his friends voice. So he had all these people involved in this elaborate hoax for 3 years for Tuiasasopo's own personal joke ?

    I just can't accept that he wasn't complicit at some point.
     
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    WHOA. I am no longer the most famous Mormon to invent an always-suspiciously-absent "girlfriend" in college.
     
  16. ACEDGOD

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    a black person trusting white folk?

    :edmond:
     
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  17. MANPOW

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    Finally about to crash. I just have to say that after following this board from the start...this thread captivated me like no other. So many twists turns plot holes and great jokes. The fact the AD thought it was a great idea to hold a press conference on the same night just put it over the top. Because I spent my entire evening thinkin about this story it starts to get numb. But when I sit back and truly think about ND holding a press conference with the AD crying his ass off...all about a players fake girlfriend that was part of the biggest story of the year....its just mind blowing really. ND has waited years YEARS to become relevant again. An undefeated season and a heisman finalist and all that's left to show is multiple embarrassments on a scale like no other. Good night gentleman. I look forward to tomorrows coming out party.

    /Jerrys Final Thoughts
     
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  19. spagett

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  20. Johnny Utah

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    It's so obvious that Manti Teo has a best friend named Iggy that can say "what if" before anything he says and it comes true. So, to try and help Teo, Iggy must have said, "What if Manti's girlfriend never existed?". Now Manti can fulfill his real proficy of becoming the king of Patusan. He will of course need the help of his brother, Adam, his one-eyed guardian angel, Zatch, and his hip hop cop friend, Tone Loc.
     
  21. Killy Me Please

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    Havent read the entire thread but id be disappoint if this wasnt posted yet

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  22. skattles

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  23. Boyd Crowder

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    AMAZING. My first thought on this at work, "He is covering up the gay". Come to TMB. "He is covering up the gay" .
     
  24. Boyd Crowder

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  26. Bruce Wayne

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    Multiple times bud
     
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  28. snowfx2

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    Story made Sky Sports News UK, where their stories are usually 95% soccer and 5% rugby/cricket.

    The Asian animated re-enactment will be glorious.
     
  29. AIOLICOCK

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    Goddamnit I love this movie. Easily the most unexpectedly awesome film in a long time.
     
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  30. pennstate2012

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    Lost in all this is how bad Gene Wojciechowski is at his job. He sounds like a jilted lover on ESPN.
     
  31. ma3polo

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    Surf Ninja? They have the whole movie on YouTube. Nice.
     
  32. pennstate2012

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    Horseshit. Golic isn't on Mike and Mike today.
     
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  33. 3NolesFan3

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    A Samoan Mormon that goes to a Catholic school and gets catfished. ESPN 30 for 30 should be all over this.
     
  34. Can I Spliff it

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    " I don't like cancer " Great words
     
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  36. Boyd Crowder

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    Shu
     
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  38. brahmanknight

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    Of course not.
     
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  40. pennstate2012

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    Greenberg has said "Catfished" at least 10 times already.
     
  41. Redav

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    Can't wait til someone cracks and they tell the real story of all of this. This pretty much cements that I will always hate Te'o
     
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  42. Bruce Wayne

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    I was thinking the same thing. Nigga claims he researched all of this when he interviewed Teo, came up empty, but didn't report it? Ya, sure bud.
     
  43. Bruce Wayne

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    it would make an awesome 30 for 30 amirite
     
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  44. IT

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    Ronaiah Tuiasosopo must be a Fa'afafine. Te'o possibly too.

    Fa'afafine may be viewed as a third gender specific to Samoan culture.
    Fa'afafine are the gender liminal, or third-gendered people of Samoa. A recognized and integral part of traditional Samoan culture, fa'afafine, born biologically male, embody both male and female gender traits. In Samoa, the people claim that there is no such thing as being "gay" or "homosexual."
     
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  45. HurtsMcGoo

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    He's calling in at 8. Not that it matters.

    You know it'll go like this "Manti fell for a hoax blah blah blah blah catfish blah blah blah notre dame for life blah blah draft my son pls"
     
  46. Redav

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    Hahaha, that's quite the loophole. "I'm not gay bro. Dude's a fa'afafine."
     
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  47. HurtsMcGoo

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    That's not fa fa fa fine in my culture. If you're taking it up the ass and sucking cock, you're ga ga ga gay.
     
  48. tp819

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    If I was Te'o I would just find the nearest hole and go crawl into it.
     
  49. MattyIce

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    This is good, I couldn't have put it better myself.

    I'm just pissed that most of the media is defending him and playing the "poor guy got catfished!" angle instead of pressing the issue to find out why lied several times about meeting her in person and why he continued to mention his dead girlfriend after he knew he had been "hoaxed".

    I know it's not likely but I hope this guy comes out looking like shit at the end of this. Fuck him and fuck the ND administration for putting this much time and effort into this investigation; would they do the same if this happened to a female volleyball player?