What kind of cats do you guys have? I have one. His name is Kitten. We call him Mitten. He's 1.5 year old Maine Coon mix with something else. He bites to communicate and is made of liquid. Weighs 19lbs at last vet appt. 5 months ago.
I have 3. Sam, Meg, and Kitteh. They are outside cats since I live in the country and I don't know what kinds they are.
GF has a cat that is now my responsibility as well. Hated cats at first, have grown to enjoy the little thing. Small tiger cat, will bite you and then lick where she bit. Reminds me of the sour patch commercials.
Mine hasn't gone outside much. He spends his days plotting his escape. Usually ends up running into my foot when I come home from work.
I have a six year old cat named Aggie that I call Retard because she has Downs syndrome she's completely retarded, is chubby and a little runt (weighs 7 pounds but somehow looks fat), lacks grace, intelligence or anything you would normally expect from a cat. then we have this 6 month old kitten that the gf begged to rescue from her family's farm in Nebraska over Thanksgiving (someone abandoned two of them and they were living under the deck). Her name is Penelope, or Penny, and she's pretty legit, loves people and is the polar opposite of Retard as far as cat-like abilities go...unfortunately she's in heat right now and doesn't get spayed until Feb 27, so right now she spends a lot of her time wandering around the apartment trying to get some dick however no one will probably touch EMAW FC who keeps a live puma in his house
My wife brought a Maine Coon into our marriage. 8 years old. Extremely smart, but a bit of a tard who is pigeon toed when she sits. Her name is Wynx.
I honestly can't tell if OP really has a cat or this is just a big performance art piece. I have 2 cats and a dog. I only like the dog and one of the cats.
I don't have a cat. But I like cats so I'm in this thread sally2dicks that cat in a box of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
I have a 15 lb orange tomcat. parents found him a few years ago and they couldnt find the owner so I took him in. think he is around 8 or 9. Spoiler
My cat was pretty badass. He lived for 17 years in coyote and hawk country. Never saw another cat (neighbors had several) make it more than a couple of years. I like certain cats because they're independent, take care of themselves, and don't need constant attention. Pet the fucking thing for like 10 minutes and that thing is good to go. I'm not looking for an animal that loves me unconditionally and will do whatever I tell it. Dog lovers are just mad they can't get a cat to lick peanut butter off their balls.
This thread has already summed up cats perfectly. Oh how they love boxes and lying on open computers.