Winter (is coming) Transfer Window Thread: "Mario... tornare a casa, mio figlio"

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by 514, Dec 1, 2012.

  1. Wu

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    So basically a majority of them.
     
  2. swiggle

    swiggle Ya'll finished or ya'll done?
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    He's roughly the same size as Sterling, if not a little bigger.
     
  3. Gaknight

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    I had zero idea who Marquinhos was until after he was bought. :lovelove:
     
  4. swiggle

    swiggle Ya'll finished or ya'll done?
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  5. Topper Bottoms

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  6. swiggle

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    That was my second choice
     
  7. prerecordedlive

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    So, everyone enjoying the transfer window? I know I am.

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  8. snowfx2

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    We've been telling the same Liverpool/English jokes for 12 years now, and in no way is that depressing.
     
  9. Arliden

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  10. NittanyKnight

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    Drogba to Galatasary is making the rounds. Also rumors of Kolo Toure going there as well.
     
  11. DelapThrows

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    Galatasary makin' it rain...

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  12. RoyalShocker

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    Deadline Day Live ‏@DeadlineDayLive
    The bookies have suspended betting on Mario Balotelli's rumoured £21m transfer to AC Milan. (Source: SkyBet)

    I want to believe but I have been hurt too many times.

    My pants will collect more seed than Mr. Bananagrabber mom at the million man march
     
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  13. DelapThrows

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    Rumors out of Stoke that they upped the offer again and Brek Shea will make it in before the window closes.

    Not holding my breath.
     
  14. GRG

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    His crosses from the wing with crouch in the center could be really dangerous. I hope it happens so he has this half season to try and get used to the epl before next season.
     
  15. Weedlord420

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    what

    how slow is this guy
     
  16. Weedlord420

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    literally england
     
  17. three stacks

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  18. RoyalShocker

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    Exclusive photograph of user NittanyKnight reacting to operation free Telli

    Look at his little English dick lol

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  19. Bankz

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    That is one small penis.....
     
  20. RoyalShocker

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    Nigga needs to learn a lesson from Mr. Bananagrabberhimself about chubbing up a bit before sending pictures of his wiener to his FIFA friend user shocker allowing people to take pictures of him peeing on a famous dudes car
     
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  21. Wu

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    That is Vinnie from Jersey Shore.
     
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  22. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Like Sneijder, only going there because of Eboue.
     
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  23. RoyalShocker

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    Milan reportedly had a big for Strootman dismissed as ridiculous.

    God that's fucking awesome
     
  24. zeberdee

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    that's why I never pull my dick out in public.
     
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  25. Wu

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    Is there a player and owner combo more meant for each other than Mario and Silvio?

    I dare say no. Hell, maybe even any two men on this earth.
     
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  26. RoyalShocker

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    What about you and I 514, what about you and I
     
  27. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Well now...
     
  28. prerecordedlive

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    I just want Silvio to wrap his big burly arms around Mario and whisper, "I wish I knew how to quit you".
     
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  29. Bankz

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    Silvio clearly has a love for Rotten Apples.
     
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  30. Bankz

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    Had a Big?
     
  31. Wu

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    Fuck. I have chills.
     
  32. RoyalShocker

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    I was watching sex and the city hehe

    I meant bid
     
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  33. Gaknight

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    I still feel like [​IMG] will screw up the Telli deal
     
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  34. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    I did shed a tear or two when I read the drogba news today
     
  35. Bankz

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    oh...... I actually would love Van Grinkel. Strootman is also very high on my list. Just swap Boateng and get it done G
     
  36. Weedlord420

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    someone get the giroud pic in here STAT
     
  37. Gaknight

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  38. RoyalShocker

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    Giroud is awesome and he has a great penis, but I can only imagine (trust me I have) what Mario is packing.
     
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  39. RoyalShocker

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    Took you less than 2 minutes to respond and post, awesome
     
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  40. Gaknight

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    when I went on the Milan site yall were talking about in the Serie A thread lol at the Constant teenager picture I saw
     
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  41. Gaknight

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    tne posted on the last page of the draft
     
  42. Bankz

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    This picture?

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  43. Bankz

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    I mean if a man of Constant's ability can pack a horse dick can we imagine what Telli is packing? Probably could take care of Shocker and Congo
     
  44. Gaknight

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    Yeah you Milan people are very proud of the picture
     
  45. Bankz

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    If I was packing like that I would be proud......

    At least I pack more then that brit.
     
  46. Weedlord420

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    it looks a little stiff, fags
     
  47. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name
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    god I love tsb
     
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  48. prerecordedlive

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    Good thing nobody but us venture over here to see us chatting openly about cock.
     
  49. Bankz

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    I bet you want it to be stiff
     
  50. Mr. Bananagrabber

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