Spoiler Spoiler in my defense the pic came up when i searched "mario gotze boner" there weren't two separate penis searches
Is it pushed off to the side when he's sitting? It looks like its about to tear through like the hulk. It's so fucking triumphant.
The best part about the board is how they call him horse dick almost religiously. Congo just said he was going to hop in the bath, put on some music, light some candles, and spend time with his new vibrator. No one even questioned it. I feel safe over there.
sadly enough brek shea penis google searches proved not to be fruitful this is as close as I could get
gotze is the type of bro that would harbor no ill will if you barged in on him sexin up some slag or even jerkin just a hey, sup
Congo is on fire in the thread. You and him have me rolling all night. Fucking thread is fantastic the last 48 hours
Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) tweeted at 9:36 AM on Tue, Jan 29, 2013: Balotelli stat - It was since Sex Pistols in 1979 that there weren't so many crests together like Balotelli/El Shaarawy/Niang
Honestly the best day I've had in some time. Hard to tell if I've shed more tears or pre sperm in the last five hours. Stayed up all night following the progress of this transfer.
Really, bro? He leads Serie A in shots taken, not impressed brah? Boateng at one point had the most shots taken in the league but something like 115+ players had scored more goals.
I was so embarrassed today. I had to walk around my pizza shop with the biggest bulge. But when asked why I simply said "My Mario"
Sebastian Kehl is the GOAT of soccer players showing dong. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoFhCHnfK5k
http://video.repubblica.it/edizione...i-polizia-davanti-al-ristorante/117867/116330 ^First 15 seconds makes it easy to understand why a young kid that has been exposed to that kind of attention acts the way he does. Rest of the video shows pretty clearly how awesome Italy is compared to ya'll civilized queer societies.
I was astounded by the number of "eh" and "oohs" being thrown around. Reminded me of the Italian mafia always sunny episode.