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  1. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    #1 Joe_Pesci, Apr 12, 2015
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  2. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Elizabeth was clearly having a stroke. Hope she's okay.
     
    #2 Barves2125, Apr 12, 2015
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  3. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    #3 Joe_Pesci, Apr 12, 2015
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  4. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    RIP CARL
     
    #4 fucktx, Apr 12, 2015
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  5. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #5 fucktx, Apr 12, 2015
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  6. Nemesis05

    Nemesis05 Well-Known Member
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    WOW
     
    #6 Nemesis05, Apr 12, 2015
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  7. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    #7 Tobias, Apr 12, 2015
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  8. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Mostly talking about Hilary lately.

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    #8 Pelican, Apr 12, 2015
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  9. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    #9 OHW, Apr 12, 2015
  10. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan
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    I like how Jack confirmed his post was "so true" literally one minute after the original post
     
    #10 The Milkman, Apr 12, 2015
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  11. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    R.I.P. Patricia Rose
     
    #11 DrTomOsbourne, Apr 12, 2015
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  12. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    #12 Joe_Pesci, Apr 12, 2015
    eat a peach, Goose, NothingIsOT and 49 others like this.
  13. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    i think this one was in the last thread but oh well

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    #13 Joe_Pesci, Apr 12, 2015
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  14. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    LOL GOOD MORNING
     
    #14 dukebuckeye, Apr 12, 2015
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  15. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    I want to hear more about kemp trails
     
    #15 cutig, Apr 12, 2015
  16. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Wolfsburg

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    #16 Joe_Pesci, Apr 12, 2015
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  17. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    This is so true
     
    #17 Taques, Apr 12, 2015
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  18. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    My favorites are the ones of people sending comments to Facebook accounts with the names Gmail Login and Search Google. I'll try to find them.
     
    #18 Joe_Pesci, Apr 12, 2015
  19. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Glad to know there's a reddit page that posts this shit. I was devastated when the tumblr page was taken down a few years back.

    It's difficult to keep up with this stuff on your own. Lyner and Petty are the two I follow religiously. Still mad that Frank Wineinger won't accept my friend request :(
     
    #19 Pelican, Apr 12, 2015
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  20. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    this one was definitely in the old thread, but it is a classic

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    #20 Joe_Pesci, Apr 12, 2015
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  21. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #21 fucktx, Apr 12, 2015
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  22. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Tylenol would never know something like that
     
    #22 Joe_Pesci, Apr 12, 2015
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  23. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    *coral
     
    #23 Truman, Apr 12, 2015
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  24. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    This is a lie!

    Thanks,
    A-MOM
     
    #24 Boo MFer!, Apr 12, 2015
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  25. Boyd Crowder

    Boyd Crowder Stealin' money and blowin' shit up
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    I had these classics saved at least:

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    #25 Boyd Crowder, Apr 12, 2015
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  26. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    A-MOM
     
    #26 cutig, Apr 12, 2015
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  27. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    So I mean I really think she died.
     
    #27 DrTomOsbourne, Apr 12, 2015
  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    He swore by that Glisten. I can hear him now, "who left the cap off my fucking Glisten?!"
     
    #28 Clown Baby, Apr 12, 2015
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  29. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Marrying your brother's ex wife after he dies is not something I can get behind.
     
    #29 Barves2125, Apr 12, 2015
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  30. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
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    BlazingRebel

    wrong thread but any update on that super beta guy who always does those cartoons of him and his GF
     
    #30 TDCD, Apr 12, 2015
  31. Boyd Crowder

    Boyd Crowder Stealin' money and blowin' shit up
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    Obviously you aren't familiar with Deuteronomy 25:5, which our lovely Patricia took to heart:

    If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger: her husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform the duty of an husband's brother unto her.

    And I don't think she's dead. She is in some loony bin. I expect her to be posting again and with much vigor soon enough. The Lord wills it.
     
    #31 Boyd Crowder, Apr 13, 2015
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  32. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #32 fucktx, Apr 13, 2015
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  33. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Poor Gike.
     
    #33 El Tiburon, Apr 13, 2015
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  34. Arkie Proud

    Arkie Proud The Dungeon Master
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    Wake up AMERICA
     
    #34 Arkie Proud, Apr 13, 2015
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  35. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    ((watches thread))
     
    #35 Celemo, Apr 13, 2015
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  36. kmac1231

    kmac1231 Well-Known Member
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    My mother in law is the worst. I'll try to get some screen shots for the amusement of the board.
     
    #36 kmac1231, Apr 13, 2015
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  37. Rebelution

    Rebelution I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
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    Shut the fuck up Gike.
     
    #37 Rebelution, Apr 13, 2015
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  38. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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    #38 bhrangerfan0809, Apr 13, 2015
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  39. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    The Real Movement

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    #39 Taques, Apr 13, 2015
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  40. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    #40 Joe_Pesci, Apr 13, 2015
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  41. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Thank you, Bill.
     
    #41 dukebuckeye, Apr 13, 2015
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  42. kmac1231

    kmac1231 Well-Known Member
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    Thank you for listen!
     
    #42 kmac1231, Apr 13, 2015
  43. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
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    Bonnie Likes this
    Ronnie Posts it

    Bonnie and Ronnie are 100% together, right?
     
    #43 Artoo, Apr 13, 2015
  44. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    I don't think the horsey surprise thread survived, so

    Juicer.jpg
     
    #44 BayouMafia, Apr 14, 2015
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  45. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    Bonnie and Ronnie akshaly ale
     
    #45 soulfly, Apr 14, 2015
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  46. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    I'm Gichael Bluth, aren't I?

    For Christ's sake, Michael, it's a typo. They even got your birthday wrong.

    That is my birthday.

    So close to Christmas. That must've been tough.
     
    #46 Clown Baby, Apr 14, 2015
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  47. Gtr

    Gtr Guest

    first husband died in a "work accident" too :warn:
     
    #47 Gtr, Apr 14, 2015
  48. LookslikeUofI

    LookslikeUofI Well-Known Member
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    #48 LookslikeUofI, Apr 14, 2015
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  49. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Seems more like things old, racist white people do but that's none of my business
     
    #49 Clown Baby, Apr 14, 2015
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  50. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    Because of course the teachers choose which holidays they get out of school for.
     
    #50 OHW, Apr 15, 2015
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