My daughter sucks at racquetball, she's slightly better at drawing NBA players

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  1. three stacks

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    Celemo i humbly request michael jordan at the 1988 dunk contest

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    #251 three stacks, May 13, 2015
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  2. hood b. goode

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    that might be a little complex for her...idk
     
    #252 hood b. goode, May 13, 2015
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  3. Celemo

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    On the list
     
    #253 Celemo, May 13, 2015
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  4. bingbing

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    Amazing
     
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  5. mal630

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    I remember making my mom go buy me those while I was at school so I could be the first kid with them. Amazing shoes.
     
    #255 mal630, May 13, 2015
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  6. Celemo

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    If/when she gets bored with this, I'm gonna have her draw album covers.
     
    #256 Celemo, May 13, 2015
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  7. three stacks

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    but imagine if she can get the details on the cement 3's right [​IMG]
     
    #257 three stacks, May 13, 2015
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  8. bingbing

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    Requesting Paul George

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    #258 bingbing, May 13, 2015
  9. Tiffin

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    Maybe we should do Kevin Ware instead, bingbing

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    #259 Tiffin, May 13, 2015
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  10. Arkadin

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    Can y'all take that gross ass shit somewhere else please
     
    #260 Arkadin, May 13, 2015
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  11. fucktx

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    way to ruin a thread
     
    #261 fucktx, May 13, 2015
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  12. bingbing

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    I mean she has already drawn some legs that look broken. I'm curious to see how she would handle one that really is. Just tell her the camera angle makes it look bad.....like I tell the ladies with my dick pics.
     
    #262 bingbing, May 13, 2015
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  13. Buster Mahomes

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    pussies
     
    #263 Buster Mahomes, May 13, 2015
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  14. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    #264 J.R. Bob Dobbs, May 13, 2015
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    #265 IanBoyd, May 13, 2015
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  16. Celemo

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    IanBoyd, I haven't forgotten. Currently the Greek Adonis is sitting 5th in the batting order
     
    #266 Celemo, May 14, 2015
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  17. bertwing

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    I would like to give a big fuck you to bingbing

    I hope you get a painfully massive cyst on your balls, faggot
     
    #267 bertwing, May 14, 2015
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    Celemo Sir Charles rocking the :americafuckyeah: jersey please

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    #268 Corky Bucek, May 14, 2015
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  19. bertwing

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    gonna need to hear Shock Linwood 's opinion on buying stock in Crayola
     
    #269 bertwing, May 14, 2015
  20. fucktx

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    nothing screams funny quite like posting a pic of a guy breaking his fucking leg in half
     
    #270 fucktx, May 14, 2015
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  22. bertwing

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    Celemo what does Kendall think of her fame? Is she making any unreasonable demands yet?
     
    #272 bertwing, May 14, 2015
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  23. soulfly

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    Anyone that liked another pic and not detlef on the same page is dead. This is a serious charge
     
    #273 soulfly, May 14, 2015
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  24. Celemo

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    Kendall is a performer/pleaser type of child. I don't think she fully grasps how well received her drawings are. She loves hanging out with me watching basketball and drawing the pics. At the very least she loves the fact that she's getting so many requests and she likes her wall of art.
     
    #274 Celemo, May 14, 2015
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  25. bertwing

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    as a fellow father of a pre-teen daughter, let us pray together that they outgrow this trait
     
    #275 bertwing, May 14, 2015
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  26. Celemo

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    Meatball is jealous of Kendall's attention. He's started asking to draw stuff so I'm having him draw Minecraft shit which he seems to enjoy. He has a bunch of those toys...I'm aware of Minecraft's existence but don't really know what it's all about.
     
    #276 Celemo, May 14, 2015
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  27. bingbing

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    Okay then...i'll just drop bomb request now...


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    #277 bingbing, May 14, 2015
  28. bertwing

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    kids can play that shit for like 10 hours straight. seems boring as hell to me, and that music makes me tired
     
    #278 bertwing, May 14, 2015
  29. Boom TittyMilk

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    I hope one day in her teenage years Celemo's daughter discovers this thread.

    :yaoface:

    Lets be honest her discovering this board would probably cause irreparable psychological harm
     
    #279 Boom TittyMilk, May 14, 2015
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  30. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Far be it for me to tell you which activities to engage your children, but some Meatball original college football player drawings would be pretty sweet.

    Or MLB, whichever he would like/prefer/find easier or more enjoyable to draw.
     
    #280 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, May 14, 2015
  31. bertwing

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    btw I've used that racquetball gif no less than 5 times and had zero idea it was your daughter
     
    #281 bertwing, May 14, 2015
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  32. Celemo

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    Oh fuck yeah...she went through a phase where she was making those rubber band bracelets and it started out that she was making them for her close friends and then it kinda went out of hand where she felt like she needed to make them for her entire class because she thought they wouldn't like her if she didn't. My biggest fear is that when she gets older she feels the need to put out for acceptance :ohdear:
     
    #282 Celemo, May 14, 2015
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  33. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Those Shox that VC was wearing were my favorite shoes to play ball in when I was growing up.

    Next to Hyperflights, anyway.
     
    #283 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, May 14, 2015
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  34. bertwing

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    man it sucks having daughters
     
    #284 bertwing, May 14, 2015
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  35. Boom TittyMilk

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    One of my brothers friends was freaking out because he was having a daughter, then he found out a few days ago...

    twin daughters.

    Poor bastard.
     
    #285 Boom TittyMilk, May 14, 2015
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  36. Celemo

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    lol...here's the original source material
     
    #286 Celemo, May 14, 2015
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  37. Celemo

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    may God have mercy on his soul
     
    #287 Celemo, May 14, 2015
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  38. bertwing

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    16 year old bert wore these in an AAU tourney right after I bought them and broke my ankle after landing on some faggot cac's foot
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    only time I ever wore those shoes
     
    #288 bertwing, May 14, 2015
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  39. bertwing

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    lmaooooo
     
    #289 bertwing, May 14, 2015
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  40. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Stupid cac probably stuck his foot out on purpose
     
    #290 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, May 14, 2015
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  41. Boom TittyMilk

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    Title of the video.

    Cold bloooooooded.
     
    #291 Boom TittyMilk, May 14, 2015
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  42. bertwing

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    cirrhosis in that poor bastards future
     
    #292 bertwing, May 14, 2015
  43. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Speaking of Hyperflights, I was playing against a team that had black and orange as their colors. So two of their players had one orange Hyperflight and one black Hyperflight on their feet.

    I bet you can't guess the race of these two players...
     
    #293 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, May 14, 2015
  44. Corky Bucek

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    Big fan of Celemo filming Meatball talking about TMB

     
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  45. DrTomOsbourne

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    There just aren't enough likes.
     
    #295 DrTomOsbourne, May 14, 2015
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  46. Bankz

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    God bless her... I can't stop laughing at the end of that clip.

    Glad she found her calling...
     
    #296 Bankz, May 14, 2015
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  47. DrTomOsbourne

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    Celemo can the husk contingent (frequently voted TMB's #1 fan base) get a meatball shout out video?
     
    #297 DrTomOsbourne, May 14, 2015
  48. Corky Bucek

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    This one was directed towards oldberg

     
    #298 Corky Bucek, May 14, 2015
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    Can't forget about the old timey remix

     
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