Yea this little bastard was MEAN. I opened the gate of the patio but he was on the opposite end. I tried to use the broom to make him go towards the opening but he backed himself into a corner and then started striking at the broom. Eventually I went outside and got him to back away from the screen so I was able to undo the screen and make an opening. Took him a few minutes but he finally found his way out. He went straight to the fence and followed it until he found an opening to go back to the canal. This is him through the screen when I was opening it up.
You should have trapped it for the animal control guys, like that old dude did with the alligator on the golf course.
Was doing some yard work for my grandmother a few years ago and we found a black widow. I go to get a shovel to hit it with and she takes her shoe off goes over and mashed it. Felt like a huge puss
We are opposite. I don't like spiders and I'm petrified of snakes but horses are my friend. Ruuuuuub his neck. Oh yea, he likes that. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA! Asshole.
They are just so damn big. One kick and they will mess you up. The humanlike teeth also freak me out a bit. Look what a horse did to superman.
I was referring to the snake that ran away. I named the horse marcus bc marcus likes to kiss me, too. And of course marcus is hung like a horse. The name just worked on several levels.
As a part-time rumpologist, I feel I should chime in; looks like you've got a definite boomslang on your hands.
Next time just call me and I'll swing by to handle your snake. I'll even remove the one from your screened-in porch.
We get it, Tobias. You love belittling people on the internet because you're a little nerd in real life. Really, we all get it
rat snake... maybe a racer... did you chase and was it really fast, that's the only way to really find out? One day I drove up to my camp and there were 5 of those fuckers under the tractor, snake orgy I assume, when I got close they took off in every direction and were fast as shit- I have never seen a snake move like that. One got up in the seat of our golf cart, now years later I'm still scared to open the seat #coolstorybro
Did I chase it? As for how fast he was, I honestly don't know. I mean I watched him leave from the door but he seemed to move like a normal snake. He was striking fast as shit at the broom, though.
Found this outside my house tonight. I killed it because I didn't want my dog to try to be a badass and get bit but then I remembered this thread and realized I probably shouldn't have just killed it. Regardless, anyone know what this is?
lyrprophet where do you live? Bama? It actually almost looks venomous but if I could see the eyes better I would probably be able to tell you.
Yea I'm in Alabama. I could probably go get a picture of the head if you'd like. It's still in the driveway.