To no one's surprise, Whataburger sucks.

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    This opinion is horrible.

    Stick to killing unarmed black men. Stay out of burger and fries discussions.
     
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  2. Mitch Cumstein

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    Agree. NIB has many awesome qualities, but his take on those fries is shameful. FUCK
     
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  3. TheChatch

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    I find that the InO fries need a little salt, but they come so fresh and hot that any sodium applied sticks to the fry perfectly, allowing me to control the taste. I don't need McDonalds level salt on my fries like some of you coronaries-in-waiting hilljacks.
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

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    In and Out fries are fresh not frozen crap. I have no idea why the hate.
     
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  5. GoodForAnother

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    In N Out fries are what I imagine styrofoam would taste like if I were to ever eat it
     
  6. Mitch Cumstein

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    It's like these guys emerged from the cave or something
     
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  7. TheChatch

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    ITT we learn that, outside of BBQ, you really can't trust the palate of peoples from the fucking flyover states.
     
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  8. GoodForAnother

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    you don't have to get hostile just because your tastebuds have Down's syndrome
     
  9. GoodForAnother

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    good pic of TheChatch after enjoying an average burger and fries made out of cardboard

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  10. TheChatch

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    I'm sorry, but thank god Alaska Air flies direct from Seattle to the East Coast now, so I can simply cruise at 35,000 ft over the unwashed masses of pie faced rubes, sucking down their special ketchup drenched green chili burger melt abominations.
     
  11. lechnerd

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    I love me some Fuddruckers. That nacho cheese...

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  12. GoodForAnother

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    lol you just now got direct flights to the east coast? the east coast of this country? what kind of loser city do you live in?
     
  13. Mitch Cumstein

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    The pictures are nice, but the reality is like store bought frozen skyline chili
     
  14. GoodForAnother

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    TheChatch, finally able to fly within his own country without connecting through Denver, eats terrible fries while jealously dreaming of living in a city with quality burgers and direct flights to 200 international destinations
     
  15. bro

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    yes, one of the greatest drunk foods
     
  16. TLAU

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    Honey butter on their chicken biscuits IMO
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    Are you fucking kidding me?
     
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  18. TheChatch

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    Sorry I can't hear you over the ocean waves out there in Kansas City or whatever. When you need to put Tobasco in your ketchup in a desperate attempt to hide the taste of your disgusting food choices, you know you've lost. I understand the anger, so I'm not going to blame you for the predicament that you're in. If I were you, I would be looking down at my sad little soggy green chili melt burger, hating god and my father as well.

    HTH
     
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  19. TheChatch

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    It's like talking to a small, disabled child who lives in an area where the state tree is a utility pole. Don't blame him for that.

    You can blame him for no fucking thread icons, though.

    Probably too busy greedily horking down his substandard burgers and tobasco ketchup-laced french fries.

    What a horrific way to go through life.
     
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  20. GoodForAnother

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    yeah that was being a bit generous to the fries. maybe more like old drywall made from asbestos torn out of a house that was a meth lab and was painted with lead paint
     
  21. GoodForAnother

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    thousand island dressing :laugh:
     
  22. GoodForAnother

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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    It saddens me you don't know what that's a reference to.
     
  24. GoodForAnother

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    me too :(
     
  25. Joe_Pesci

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    :laugh:
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

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  27. GoodForAnother

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    oh yeah duh. to be fair I was really drunk after that game
     
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  28. devine

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    I've eaten styrofoam on numerous occasions and I can confirm they do resemble in n out fries almost exactly
     
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  29. GoodForAnother

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    try just putting some salad dressing on the styrofoam next time
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    You've obviously eaten your fair share of paint and cake.
     
  31. devine

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    I heard people on the west coast eat their sub-par (at best) burgers with forks and knives :laugh:
     
  32. TheChatch

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    Thousand island is a fantastic addition to burgers.

    Not surprising that a man who takes his covered wagon to a whataburger drive thru and thinks to himself, "Now this is the good life!" doesn't understand this.
     
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  33. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Shake Shack is better than both so...you're dumb
     
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  34. bro

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    who'd you hear that from?
     
  35. devine

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    One of my sources
     
  36. devine

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    So you like McDonald's?
     
  37. TheChatch

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    Not even thousand island dressing could hide the horrible taste of McDonalds. Try again, devine.
     
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  38. Barves2125

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    Guy's wedding that I went to last weekend had a groom's cake that looked like a Whatburger burger, fries, and drink. He's a Texan. :shocker:
     
  39. AHebrewToo

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    That seeding is horrible.

    After it's first-round bye against Milo's, What-a-burger needed to beat out Checkers (imitation Rally's) and Fuddrucker's (i.e., the mall food no self-respecting midwesterner would dare eat) before being given the win over In-and-Out in a blatant effort to make this tournament click-bait for narcissistic Texans.
     
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  40. TheChatch

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    GoodForAnother what did you pick out off of the wal mart registry lolololololol
     
  41. GoodForAnother

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    I didn't go to that wedding
     
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  42. Barves2125

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    Found a pic.
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  43. GoodForAnother

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    I wish I could have come out there so I could try it :(

    maybe some day :)
     
  44. og

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    whataburger was disappointing the one that ive had it
     
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  45. Mitch Cumstein

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    Rallys is checkers. Finkle/einhorn

    Big Buford is righteous.

    Now back to your regularly scheduled insults.
     
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  46. AHebrewToo

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    I mean, Rally's and Checker's merged significantly after Checker's knocked off Rally's brand.

    The Big Buford is pretty good though, and you can't argue with seasoned fries.
     
  47. Beachy Toast

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    slayed me :roll:
     
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  48. VaxRule

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    It doesn't get any better the second time. It's just not good. The Texas posters know this. They just enjoy trolling the board into wasting a meal or two there.
     
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  49. AHebrewToo

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    Looks like a two-day old McDonald's single cheeseburger that has been kept warm by the ambient heat of EdmondDantes's mom's vagina.
     
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  50. bro

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    i've eaten it once. thought it was okay.

    brother had it, said it was okay.

    it is just ok