Post ITT if your team sucks: potato famine/potouchdown famine

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  1. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Back in my day a post like this would have meant something
     
  2. kennypowers

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    Kansas may have a case here.
     
  3. Cornelius Suttree

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    What Mason has does to our momentum from 2011-2013 is similar to what the Islamic State has done to the ancient temples and other historically significant sites in Syria

    Look at the time frames within which they've done their damage and you'll see they both started to really fuck shit up in spring/summer 2014. The internally and externally displaced people of the Middle East certainly have it worse but I feel their pain to some extent
     
  4. Aaron Hernandez

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    The topical metaphor helped me understand your point.
     
  5. Corky Bucek

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    jorge,

    My team sucks and we are somehow 2-0. I had the suicide watch number ready to go, but thankfully didn't have to use it.

    Yours in Christ,

    Corky
     
  6. Ray McKigney

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  7. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
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    We welcome all here with open arms. Especially those who go to OT with FCS teams.
     
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  8. JPWahoo

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  9. George Costanza

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  10. ned's head

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  11. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
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  12. theregionsitter

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    Just got steamrolled by 58-0 what's up!! We suck stillllll
     
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  14. HOOSINSC

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    this needs to be an Easter egg.

    :uva:
     
  15. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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  16. Taques

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  17. HOOSINSC

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  18. HOOSINSC

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  19. Jake Scott

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    Hey guys, don't let the record fool you. We are a bad, bad football team. I hate Mark "Ned Flanders" Richt. He's never going to leave and we don't have the balls to fire this mother fucker.
     
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  20. George Costanza

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    <3
     
  21. bingbing

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  22. jorge

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  23. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    Hey fuck you bub
     
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  24. CaneKnight

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  25. Beachy Toast

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  26. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I think my team is still pretty mediocre. I dunno if they suck (yet)
     
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  27. Beachy Toast

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    jorge can we get a ruling?
     
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  28. jorge

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    If you ain't good, you suck.
     
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  29. IStateLion

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  30. og

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    why is john donovan such a wildly terrible piece of shit excuse for an offensive coordinator?
     
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  31. IrishLAX2

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    Posting in advance
     
  32. tradercane

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    You still have a top 5 coach so you wont qualify.
     
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  33. Cornelius Suttree

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    I heard he gets his plays from Youtube
     
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  34. Red Rover

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    Posting in advance for next week. What GT's offense is going to do us is not suitable for TV.
     
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  35. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Our coach literally wrote a book on the hurry up.

    And he doesn't use it.

    I need a safe place because my mind can't handle this shit any more.
     
  36. soulfly

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  37. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    The guy who wrote the Kama sutra was a Virgin
     
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  38. Open Carry

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    We dropped from #6 to 15 with a win. Safe to assume we suck.
     
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  39. aisle seven

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    We should probably go ahead and make this the official PSU-Rutgers game thread.
     
  40. kennypowers

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    UCF may legitimately lose to Furman this week. Furman.
     
  41. NilesIrish

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    Don't tell our fans that
     
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  42. C A N E

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    Feels good that I can't post in the 2-0 thread and this one.
     
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  43. CaneKnight

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    George should've walked away after the Fiesta Bowl
     
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  44. TheChatch

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    Yeah I don't think we suck.
     
  45. miles

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    Kansas may have a case for worst team of all time by the end of the year
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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  47. kennypowers

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    Yep we lost to Furman
     
  48. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    Hey guys
     
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  49. NP13

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    yo
     
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