Some days the world seems like a sad, terrible place...but then you find George Wallace's Twitter

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    George Wallace ‏@MrGeorgeWallace
    What the hell are "brownie points" and can I trade that shit in for actual brownies?
     
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  10. Louis Holth

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    @MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to C-Span they'll just set up a camera and leave that shit broadcasting they don't give a damn.
     
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    @MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to smoke. Mirrors can go to hell.
     
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    [​IMG]George Wallace ‏@MrGeorgeWallace 44m44 minutes ago
    Just mixed Cialis with LSD and had sex with a rainbow for 2 days.





    [​IMG]George Wallace ‏@MrGeorgeWallace 52m52 minutes ago
    Dear @KelloggsUS please make more commercials & whatnot with Toucan Sam he is delightful I only buy Fruit Loops 'cause of him do it now.





    [​IMG]George Wallace ‏@MrGeorgeWallace 56m56 minutes ago
    Dear @ProcterGamble Mr. Clean is creepy as hell please don't put him in any more commercials & whatnot I haven't slept in three days thank U
     
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    Lived in Tuscaloosa when I was in the 3rd grade. Took a field trip and got to shake that racist old man's hand. :lookatme:
     
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    Wrong George Wallace my friend
     
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    I know. Ibsaw you guys talking about it on the first page and thought I would tell my super awesome story about me shaking some decrepit old man in a wheelchair that is famous for not letting black people in the University of Alabama and survived an assassination attempt.
     
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    @MrGeorgeWallace: Thankful for y'all with the jokes and the likes and the retweets and the banter and the porn spam and whatnot. Love my Twitter fam!
     
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    Adding his photo with the tweets really adds to this hilarity of the tweets.
     
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    George Wallace ‏@MrGeorgeWallace 1m1 minute ago
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    @MrGeorgeWallace 1h1 hour ago
    Riding around on a Roomba all day. Just gotta sprinkle dirt in the direction you want it to go. $2000 cheaper than a Segway. I B thinkin'.

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