http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.ph...ters-were-sensible-thread-spoilers-naturally/ Makes you mad because this is how it should have worked out, but it's also funny. Sample: The Westerlands, A Storm of SwordsRobb: This is a raid, nobody move!Jayne: Oh hey handsome.Robb: I said nobody move! Now give us all your money and some hostages.Jayne: Sure you don't want too....Robb: I've already got a political marriage lined up, sorry sweetchecks. Besides, my wolf hates your family.
Slavers Bay, A Storm of SwordsDany: Okay, that's all three cities neutralised, time to head to Westeros!
This x1000. I thought that part in the book was pretty weak. Slave Owner: Yes, after you purchase the unsullied they will do anything you command....except attack their former master. I can't tell you how many times people have tried to pull that trick on me over the years to get out of paying.
i thought about this, but they probably didn't train them not to kill them because who would want them dead? they trained the best fighting force not in westeros. everyone is pro slavery so their regular customers don't give a fuck. dany was just being a little bitch and decided to change everything up. but whatever.
If only... Ned: When we meet again, I will tell you of your mother. Jon: Dude, I'm joining the Night's Watch and you are going to King's Landing. Face it, this is probably the last time we will see each other. Just fucking tell me.