Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. leroi

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    black cherry seems like.. idk. almost a weed? but i dont know.

    when i googled hackberry i found a similar thing. people don't grow it on purpose. i get the same vibes about cherry, which i have in my yard : there's attractive understory cherry which aren't native, and then there are native cherry which aren't attractive.
     
  2. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Fractured my shoulder bleh.
     
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  3. Cornelius Suttree

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    Damn. You fall on some ice or something? That sounds rough. Hang in there
     
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  4. seanofthedead86

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    Whoever films commercials that feature a doorbell doesn't own dogs.
     
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  5. Corky Bucek

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    :doge:

    But seriously that sucks and how did you do that?
     
  6. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Your response should have been two posts :twocents:
     
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  7. Corky Bucek

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    True, I just can't execute the emoji like Toast can
     
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  8. Daddy Rabbit

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    Progress, not perfection
     
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  9. LA window washer

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    I want to invest in either stocks, crypto or something. Idk where to begin with either.
     
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  10. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    bogleheads.org
     
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  11. LA window washer

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    A little too high, and a lot too scared to click that.
     
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  12. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    knowing what's behind that link (a 1995 era website that is the best empirical investing system) makes that very funny
     
  13. The Blackfish

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  14. LA window washer

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  15. Corky Bucek

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    Based on this comment just invest in your 401k, IRA, roth IRA, or anything similar that you can access. Even a mutual fund would be fine, but based on your comment you are inexperienced and those investment vehicles at this moment would be smarter than what you have listed without any sort of knowledge. You can then learn and from this and then start doing things on your own if you want. Hopefully this doesn't come across as a douche post, just trying to help out if you have limited knowledge on investing.
     
  16. hood b. goode

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    making / keeping friends as an adult man is tough
     
  17. Shinzon

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    Agreed. This movie is amazing, and not enough people even know about it.

     
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  18. Cornelius Suttree

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    This is the dang truth. Especially if you're an introvert and a little (or lot) socially awkward
     
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  19. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    His new one is great
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    I found it easier to just buy a bulldog lol
     
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  21. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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  22. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    Up in the old hotel by Robert Mitchell, also the tender bar. The latter is going to be a movie soon

    Cornelius Suttree
     
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  23. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    Basic books, but good ones
     
  24. Corky Bucek

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  25. Joe Withabee

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    One of our dogs has heard the Geico commercial with the kids in the inflatable pool upstairs enough that she starts barking as soon as she hears “cannonball”, before the dog even starts barking in the commercial. My Dane freaks out every time he sees the Army COD style commercial, apparently he does not support the troops.
     
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  26. Cornelius Suttree

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    I don't think I've ever worn leather clothing of any kind. Maybe tried on a leather coat for a moment a few times
     
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  27. Daddy Rabbit

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  28. The Blackfish

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    Shoes?
     
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  29. TC

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    Not rly if you don’t move around
     
  30. Cornelius Suttree

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    Whoa. This is true. Shoes are technically articles of clothing
     
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  31. Daddy Rabbit

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    I was going to say belt, but I figured he would get technical with me.

    But it's obvious our resident burnout has fried his short term memory. :awesomeface:
     
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  32. Tex

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    My kickball league got canceled today :(
    Not enough teams this season. Hopefully more people sign up for next season.
     
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  33. Daddy Rabbit

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    Let's bring back
     
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  34. blotter

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    first time I've ever felt blood rush back to my face and pulse for a few minutes from cold. I feel like people could get addicted to this sensation if the payoff were quicker, but it takes a couple hours of getting blasted in the face (phrasing) by snow for a couple minutes of a cool, but not otherworldly feeling
     
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  35. TC

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    Coming out of an attic on a summer day is pretty refreshing/amazing feeling
     
  36. Beachy Toast

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    Had a 103.9 degree fever a few weeks ago from Covid, and I woke up on the floor with my arm in pain. I dislocated it twice since; really hoping I didn't aggravate an old High School injury.
     
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  37. OZ2

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    DirtBall sent me this and I can’t stop laughing, especially the ending
     
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  38. OZ2

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    cdaysker is informing me it’s really old :(

    ive never seen it
     
  39. The Banks

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    Just a tid bit nippy in my favorite little Canadian city

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  40. LA window washer

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    Moving into a new apartment next Saturday. First time living in my own place post divorce (not finalized yet). Excited, also a mix of other shit.
    Edit: First time having my own place in 9 years also.
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    52 isn’t that cold. You’re getting soft in your old age imo
     
  42. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    What year had the most active users on TMB? I’d like to see a graph
     
  43. The Banks

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    It’s -28° here and I don’t have a jacket, hat, gloves, or boots on.

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  44. The Banks

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    Update: Dropping fast

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  45. MtOread

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    #296 MtOread, Jan 8, 2022
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  47. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  48. Jimmy the Saint

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    The hot chicken sauce is damned good too if you're into it. Really easy to make once the chicken has been fried.
     
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  49. hood b. goode

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    Comments are elite
     
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