Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. Pokes

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    I’ve defended JD in the past but you really can’t here. If these owners gave a single fuck about this team I imagine we’d have a new GM soon after this mess
     
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  2. texasraider

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    But they don’t and we wont
     
  3. Pokes

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    :feelsbadman:
     
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  4. dump

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    Imagine giving up a run by balk in extra innings in 2020 #Houston Astros

    can’t cheat your way outta this one
     
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  5. dump

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    Lastros in ROOINS :roll:
     
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  6. Pokes

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    Love to see it
     
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  7. BayouMafia

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  8. steamengine

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    This is sad
     
  9. dump

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    yes watching Lastros baseball is sad
     
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  10. Pokes

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    Yeah it’s almost like the astros are a pretty average team without all the cheating
     
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  11. steamengine

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    :roll:
     
  12. texasraider

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    I agree. They're a little below average without the cheating
     
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  13. fucktx

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    imagine balking home a run lmao
     
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  14. texasraider

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    against the shitty rangers no less :roll::roll::roll:
     
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  15. steamengine

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    Imagine not boat racing a team playing without legendary baseballers Jason Verlander and Alec Berman.

    And then acting like it’s an accomplishment.

    Only a club that’s never won a World Series (and lost one in quite dramatic fashion!) would do something like this.
     
  16. fucktx

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    wow coming from a franchise that only won one by cheating and then choked one away in amazing fashion themselves

    you really showed us!!
     
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  17. steamengine

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    I know it hurts. One day one of your teams will win something.

    They won’t
     
  18. fucktx

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    this would be a cool gotcha if i hadn’t already watched one of my teams win something
     
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  19. dump

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    I know that one of my teams defeated the greatest superteam of all time in the Finals. Not to mention beating a team with 3 MVPs on it the round before.

    that was pretty cool I guess
     
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  20. texasraider

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    Is Justin Verlander’s brother Jason any good?

    Also who is Alec Berman
     
  21. steamengine

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    Typically rangers fan doesn’t know baseball
     
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  22. El_Pato

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    Is this Huff guy supposed to be good? Why is Twitter so excited?
     
  23. texasraider

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    70 arm and 70 power
     
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  24. fucktx

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    he’s our best prospect

    he sucks as a catcher tho other than his arm. will be a 1b eventually
     
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  25. Pokes

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    I’ve never cared less about a rangers season. This team and every person leading it fucking sucks
     
  26. steamengine

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    You hate to see this kind of fair-weather fandom.
     
  27. Pokes

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    tell us about your lengthy 5 year experience as an astros fan
     
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  28. fsugrad99

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    Suck for Kumar
     
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  29. fsugrad99

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    Suck off Kumar?
     
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  30. dump

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    guess we’re going to the World Series afterall :smug:
     
  31. dump

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  32. Charles DeMar

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    I didn’t even watch the game (cut the cord earlier this year), just received some texts about it a little while ago and immediately thought, I wonder if we’re gonna be tagged by dump tonight

    :hilldawg:
     
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  33. Penguin The Duck

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    Dump living in the feels of a shitty fan base isn’t a bad thing

    it’s hilarious
     
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  34. fucktx

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    shutout by kyle gibson lmao
     
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  35. Pokes

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    We can’t even tank properly :facepalm:
     
  36. steamengine

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    Big win for you guys. I’m proud of you.
     
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  37. fucktx

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  38. texasraider

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    we're trying to lose and the astros still can't win :roll::roll::roll:
     
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  39. steamengine

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    Y’all are so bad you can’t even lose when you try.
     
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  40. dump

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    ODOR TWO RUN HOME RUN
     
  41. Pokes

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    Get back in the nhl thread dump. This shit team doesn’t need you and you don’t need any of their shittiness rubbing off on you
     
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  42. fucktx

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    fuck this team
     
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  43. fucktx

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    updated the thread title
     
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  44. dump

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  45. BayouMafia

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    Dump is that dog smiling?
     
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  46. dump

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    Yes she is
     
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  47. texasraider

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    I like dogs more than the rangers
     
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  48. fucktx

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    i’d rather get a lobotomy than watch any more games this year
     
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  49. devine

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    :roll: have fun drafting some bum
     
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