whats your favorite conspiracy theory?

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  1. DUCKMOUTH

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  2. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but that Incel really goes in on ancient aliens. Sort of.
     
  3. DUCKMOUTH

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    I love ancient alien theories. Don’t @me

    also the stoned ape theory is cool. Not really a conspiracy though. Just an interesting theory
     
  4. Fargin' Icehole

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    Saw this the other day. The blurry image is the earth.
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  5. Mr Bulldops

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    I enjoy ancient alien theories too but the actual show is ridiculous. Literally everything is attributed to aliens. Someone or something left an Arby’s bag in a parking lot. Was it Joey, the supermarket bag boy on a lunch break? No, it was aliens
     
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    Covid is germ that is intentionally being planted at Trump rallies. This apparently could include a fly being used to infiltrate Pence's hair.
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  7. Nug

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    Agreed; not quite a conspiracy, but an incredibly interesting hypothesis. Currently reading "How to Change Your Mind" by Michael Pollan.

    Speaks briefly on the stoned ape theory. For the simps:
    Loosely, the theory is that human evolution, and consciousness, sprang from primates using psilocybin mushrooms. This altered consciousness birthed language, arts, philosophy, religion, etc.

    There is evidence of animals voluntarily eating psilocybin mushrooms they know will cause them to trip.
     
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    My new favorite is the Obama administration killing Seal Team 6 to conceal that they killed a body double and not Bin Laden. Trump retweeting it has vaulted it up my list.
     
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  10. og

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    thats a fun one lol
     
  11. hudson

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    that I exist.
     
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  14. DUCKMOUTH

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    seen this one. At the very least they share some genes.
     
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    That @heesu didnt quit posting on tMB by choice. He hasnt been seen since he went to his last Grateful Dead show
     
  16. racer

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    Call Payne Lindsey.
     
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    Melania body double
     
  18. Boo MFer!

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    This one is so great. Also, very believable. :warn:
     
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  25. JonathanCoachman

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    The man in the iron mask was almost certainly not Louis XIV twin brother. But there is a more likely conspiracy about The Sun King. Louis XIII and Anne of Austria tried unsuccessfully for 19 years to have a child and then within a span of a couple years you get XIV and Philipe Duc’dOrleans. I think it’s more than likely that Cardinals Mazarin and Richelieu were desperate for a puppet king to control. It didn’t work out that way it’s fair to say.
     
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    It wouldn’t surprise me if Louis knew he was illegitimate because boy did he play up the “Divine Right of Kings” shit. Also never participated in battle but you wouldn’t know that from Versailles walls and ceilings.
     
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    Man I wish I knew what y'all were talking about with this Louis shit. Sounds way interesting.
     
  28. DUCKMOUTH

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_in_the_Iron_Mask

    I also enjoyed the movie with Leo in it from the late 90s. Little cheesy though
     
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    The deep state created COVID on a socialist dare
     
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    Tom Hanks bought stock in antifa while forcibly vaccinating a flag
     
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    Something Something soros Venezuelan commie crows.
     
  32. Whammy Business

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    Hunter Biden created COVID in the pantry of a marxist pizzeria.
     
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    Tom Hanks created COVID on a socialist dare

    sounds about right
     
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    Hillary created covid while forcibly vaccinating a flag

    Even money that's already a headline on infowars
     
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    AOC created covid to keep the lizard overlords happy
     
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    Seems like there’s a consensus on the best color.
     
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  37. racer

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    The deep state face swapped with mike pence while wearing a hijab.
     
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    Side conspiracy, these things are harvesting your personal info to answer password reset passwords.
     
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    Hunter Biden faceswapped with Mike Pence because everyone’s a secret Muslim.
     
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    Tallahassee isn’t real.
     
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  43. racer

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    just listened to the first half or so this podcast


    I’m pretty sure it’s all meaningless and the Russian military is spending like zero resources to send foreign governments on a wild goose chase.

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    Fuckin bird robots been everywhere recently.
     
  45. Whammy Business

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    I wish.
     
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    this is an interesting read

     
  47. JonathanCoachman

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    The Eurasian Steppe Tatars? Seems somewhat out of their usual Modus Operandi.
     
  48. DuffandMuff

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    It surely isn't the real world.
     
  49. racer

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    Thanks, South Carolina.

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