Madison Cawthorn - Poor Loser

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  1. steamengine

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  2. chuckmasterflex

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    Dumbass was too outwardly problematic to hopefully even land a cushy lobbying job. Only thing left to do is give us the details behind the sex parties.
     
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  4. (Z)

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    Thank you Thom Tillis.
     
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  5. Jigga

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    Good news is he can still put on his resume he never lost an election and it will be just as true as anything else on there
     
  6. southlick

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  7. houtex716

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    He’s 100% blaming the radical left about this right
     
  8. Jake Barnes

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    Is this as encouraging a sign as I hope it is?
     
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  9. Prospector

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    Fuck! That's boring and conventional
     
  10. southlick

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  11. HoosDaMan

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    Cocaine orgy got him.
     
  12. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    pretty diverse population there!
     
  13. Sir Phobos

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    no, this is the establishment self-correcting. he's undoubtedly being replaced with your typical ghoul. this is an upgrade in the sense of "doesn't support Russia in its invasion of Ukraine" (I'm assuming, who the fuck knows with Republicans anymore) but not in a "seeks to make country a better place" way.
     
  14. Detlef Schrempf

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  15. WC

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    nah, the GOP turning on cawthorn was the exception, not the rule. Stefanik, MTG, Gaetz, Abbot, etc all get to keep on keepin on
     
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  16. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I assume the guy that beat him is equally as terrible
     
  17. steamengine

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    An open fascist just won the gop governor’s primary in a landslide with a half a million votes so don’t get too jazzed.
     
  18. Drunkle Tom

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    North Carolina has open primaries. 100% chance he's gonna say Dems voted on the GOP ballot to take him down.
     
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  19. Lyrtch

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    Madison spoke against the family. It's just a sign the GOP is even more insular than ever.
     
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  21. Shawn Hunter

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  22. joe-

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  23. chuckmasterflex

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    Personally, I support all Nazis exclusively face fucking their cousins. Have at it.
     
  24. theregionsitter

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    ghouls do struggle to attain office yes

    the gop going full ghoul might bailout then Dems in Nov
     
  25. dblplay1212

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    Surprised he's handling this normally.

     
  26. bro

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    He knows he will just run again or pivot to TV. Toeing the company line
     
  27. Stringer Bell

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  28. beerme

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    Shut your fucking face cousin fucker. You’re a boner biting bastard cousin fucker. You’re a cousin fucker yes it’s true, no one fucks cousins quite like you! You can’t walk or dance or mow the lawn you just fuck your cousin all day long!
     
  29. Prospector

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  30. Eathan Edwards

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    I feel like I'll end up having to use this legal defense at some point

    "It was clearly in jest, your honor" - great deepthroat uber is a perfectly normal inside joke
     
  31. Eathan Edwards

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    She followed - then unfollowed - then re-followed my wife.

    Neither of these women have ever spoken to each other.

    And that's considering that none of us have big social media presences - it's pretty weird tbh.
     
  32. Hank Scorpio

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    If you want to increase her social media presence, feel free to post her @ in here...

    :peekaboo:
     
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  33. Tobias

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    i truly do not care tbh
     
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  34. Andy Reocho

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  35. (Z)

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    No. This was a very specific case.

    He had already made himself vulnerable, not as much by his antics, but by trying to run to a safer district when the NC GOP released their gerrymander, but then had to come back to town with hat in hand when that map got struck down.

    He also managed to piss off every single powerful politician in the state by supporting challengers against incumbents, acting like a fool, etc. And then Tillis decided to nuke him after the cocaine orgies. Honestly, without him trying to move districts, I’m not sure he would’ve ever lost even with everything else.
     
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  36. AbeFroman

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    I laffed
     
  37. WC

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    It definitely all compounded- Tillis has hated him for a long time so it seems like all he needed was an excuse and the go ahead from the party to cut his legs out, as it were.
     
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  38. Prospector

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  39. Gallant Knight

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    what does he do now? i don't think he has enough time to go on a speaking tour with trump or anything
     
  40. Prospector

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    full time grift
     
  41. ned's head

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    I hope he has fucked himself up enough to miss the consultant gravy train and has to run with the wohl crew
     
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  42. Gallant Knight

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    i'm sure he has; no one will hire him to consult or lobby. he is persona non grata with the mainstream GOP
     
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  43. Gallant Knight

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    i don't know that he is smart enough to do it. he is a true believer not someone who is trying to make money. he's just an imbecile
     
  44. (Z)

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    He's not going to be a paid consultant. He'll get a show on Newsmax or OAN or Russia Today.
     
  45. Gallant Knight

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    you think he is smart enough to host a talk show? i dont
     
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  46. dblplay1212

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    Have you seen clips from Newsmax? He'll fit right in.
     
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  47. Gallant Knight

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    no!
     
  48. (Z)

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    On Newsmax or OAN? You only have to breathe and shout about owning the libs.
     
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  49. Gallant Knight

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    how much do they pay? maybe i'll apply for that job
     
  50. AptosDuck

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    more porn