#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Tiffin

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    This might not be terrible. We would have rice pudding occasionally growing up. Chocolate would have been a good addition.

    Don't get me wrong, it's a good idea. Execution is probably lacking. Could accomplish the same idea without blending up oreos.
     
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  4. NP13

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    what is everyone's fascination with putting marshmallows on everything?
     
  5. One Two

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    I am dead I have died
     
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  7. John Blutarsky

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    Looks gross but it tastes good. Better in links.
     
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  8. Fecta23

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    That looks like a great healthy snack. Would eat.
     
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  9. devine

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    What was it like growing up poor
     
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  10. devine

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    LOL what the
     
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  11. Tiffin

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    It was fine, really.
     
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  12. Taques

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    real talk this shit is good
     
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  15. BellottiBold

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    *dead*
     
  16. BellottiBold

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    "... and hennessy Drink"
     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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  18. Tiffin

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    Colby jack game so deluxe.

    I also want to know how he burnt the edge but the rest of the pizza looks basically uncooked.
     
  19. a.tramp

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    FROZEN PIZZA COMPANY SKIMPING ME ON CHEESE, NO WORRIES I HAVE CHUNKS OF COLBY JACK
     
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  20. a.tramp

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    damnit
     
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  21. BuckeyeRiot

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    Yea son, Colbyjack up that pizza!!!
     
  22. Wywan Bwowna

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    Those sugar cookies are delicious. Dont care who you are
     
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  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    How that Colby melt and those pepperoni crinkle without cooking the rest?
     
  24. BuckeyeRiot

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    That's a bitchin TMNT cup but it looks like it's seen some shit in it's day.
     
  25. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Looks like the graphic is starting to shred.
     
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  26. devine

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    Do u think he ate that entire pizza?

    I mean in my college days I could have but my god I would feel dead for weeks if I did that now
     
  27. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You just put the rest of it in your purse for later?
     
  28. BuckeyeRiot

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    I don't think we're taking a DiGiorno here. That looks like one of those little 12" frozen pizzas. Either that or those are the world's biggest sugar cookies.
     
  29. mb711

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    Water drink :roll:
     
  30. Tiffin

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    Magnets?
     
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  32. cutig

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    Are... Are those goldfish?
     
  33. Benevenstanciano

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    It would appear these folks do some of their grocery shopping at petco
     
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  34. spagett

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    I want to punch her
     
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  36. M'ark Pepperonio

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    That can't be real
     
  37. Tiffin

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    I don't understand what's supposed to be crazy about that one. I mean, I get that it's in his/her disgusting car, and they're drinking shit-tier pepsi, but the sauce in a cup, not in the cupholder so :idk:
     
  38. allothersnsused

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    This one made me sad because its clearly some poor mother's best attempt for her kid and it just came out so shitty.

    Also I really want to fuck up some of those PBJ sushi rolls. Those look really good.
     
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  39. Joshuam2107

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    I'd ask what's inside but I don't think it matters, the outside is a shell of Cadbury eggs..
     
  40. BuckeyeRiot

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    Mayonnaise.
     
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  41. Joshuam2107

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    :bird:
     
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  42. broken internet

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    Plastic cutting board + oven = LOL

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  43. fucktx

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  45. Taques

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    awesome
     
  46. Lyrtch

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  47. fucktx

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    those legs :donotwant: so fat

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  48. London Humphreys

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    Thank god she painted her toe nails. So pretty.
     
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  49. LookslikeUofI

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    Guarantee if you sucked on them they taste like sausage
     
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  50. Nole96SC

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    Dollar General bread.

    I aint even joking. That's the exact bag their shit comes in.
     
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