Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Shu

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    What's funny about that?
     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    *fail for poor people
     
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  3. Redav

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    Not going to the doctor and not getting prescriptions doesn't make your insurance premiums go down
     
  4. three stacks

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    wait shu really thinks his health insurance is like car insurance? lmfao
     
  5. slogan119

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    You're an idiot. That's not how your premiums work. You are pooled with everyone else in your general bracket.
     
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  6. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I wish we could deport Shu
     
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  7. LetItSoak

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  8. slogan119

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    And seriously, 15 fucking pages today? I can't work AND keep up with this thread.
     
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  9. Redav

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  10. Redav

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  11. Harvey Updyke

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    The best was how shu was so downy smug about how him not going to the doc monthly (?) was the cause not Obama.

    This is the trump population at its finest.
     
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  13. Mister Me Too

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  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Quit and live like a king on welfare and use your Obama phone so you can post wherever you go.
     
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  15. Mister Me Too

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    So who's the poor sap that will play Captain Piett?
     
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  16. laxjoe

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    What a bunch of dorks. But they're the good dorks so I'm cool with it
     
  17. Teflon Queen

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    It's going to be hilarious when all these woke blue collar types torpedo tax reform too now that everyone is watching.
     
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  18. MORBO!

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    Does he get to keep his fridge? Because if so...that's the good life right there, fam.
     
  19. Trip McNeely

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    It still cracks me up that Paul Ryan said he is a big Rage Against the Machine fan. It's like David Duke claiming to be a big fan of Ice Cube's early work.
     
  20. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

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  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Have you seen the difference between a welfare fridge and a working persons fridge? It's crazy!
     
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  22. JGator1

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    You know you've made it in life when you buy a microwave.
     
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  23. slogan119

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    Not sure how to feel that I'm not poor but don't own a coffee maker.
     
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  24. Handcuffed

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    hey Shu i haven't died yet

    do you think i can get my life insurance payments back?
     
  25. laxjoe

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    Daniel Dale going hard after Trump on all his ridiculous claims regarding health insurance

    I'd agree with him, this was the best

    And fucking idiots bought into this guy!
     
  26. three stacks

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  27. Lyrtch

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    i cant imagine being a non-American covering this

    it'd be insane
     
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  28. Mister Me Too

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    Welfare fridge:

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    Working person fridge:

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  29. SD_Irish

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    Meanwhile, in Mar-a-Lago: Quick! Someone hide the forks and knives!
     
  30. triceratops

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    Obviously need to cut benefits if all these poors can afford a $30 microwave to cook all their hot pockets and other healthy fare bought at 50% premium at the gas station, which is the only place close by.
     
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  31. Lyrtch

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    this will be on Fox News by 9
     
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  32. Vito Corleone

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    I can see a microwave but don't tell me these people have a blender
     
  33. scottblue

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    Holy shit!! how are people replying ??
     
  34. Lyrtch

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  35. BellottiBold

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    If :pffft:
     
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  36. cutig

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    Was that the same count of phone calls that had Hillary winning? :smug:
     
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  37. The Guglia

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    Imagine being so mind-numbingly stupid that you took a tweet like that literally.
     
  38. Lyrtch

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  39. Mister Me Too

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    So how much does Soros pay per phone call and could I use my Obamaphone to make the call?
     
  40. laxjoe

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    Siap. Can't keep up. I'm too busy WINNING
     
  41. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Working people need to spend less on condiments and more on actual food to put them on. #lifehack
     
  42. skiedfrillet

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    i haven't heard this song in over a decade

    jfc
     
  43. bryix

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    *Piett, you ignorant son of a bitch. GOD.
     
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  44. Lyrtch

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    if I could make everyone but specifically Republicans read one article it'd be this one, written by a Republican

    it makes the similar case I've thought Republicans should make all along about universal health care being a huge boon for the individual and small business, that there are disagreements within the framework of both sides agreeing that everyone should have access to health care that separate liberals/conservatives but they can't be divided until the Republicans step into the 21st century.

    but it also makes a larger point about the radicalization of the Republican party and how dangerous it is, I can quibble with some of his points on health care policy, but you can argue with this person and find a middle ground that allows legislation

    you can't currently do that with the Republican party
     
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  45. visa

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  46. Mister Me Too

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  47. Redav

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    Amazing to me what that party has turned into. They're not for anything that benefits the majority of the population anymore. It's insane to me
     
  48. Blu Tang Clan

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    It's really sad. The username is one of the best on this board, but he seemed to use every ounce of intelligence and creativity that he has to create it because his posting is laughably horrible.
     
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  49. chuckmasterflex

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    It isn't brought up enough how fucking awful Chillizza is.