Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Shu

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    Or a group of North Koreans (or other Koreans that may be loyal to NK) commit an act of terror (or war) in the US.

    In a state of the union address about 15 years ago GWB labeled NK as part of the "Axis of Evil."

    NK has to know they are on the freedom checklist and have had plenty of time to plan and prepare attacks on the heartland of the US.

    In this scenario they have managed to get approximately 1,000 infiltrators in. These guys arrive through legal means and assimilate in the community (possibly sanctuary cities).

    Upon a military strike by the US 10 teams of 2 heavily armed, well trained North Koreans go to the mall in middle sized cities/suburbs throughout the country and commit acts of war.

    Then upon the next air strike they dispatch another 10 teams out.

    That kind of stuff would shut our country down very quickly. If something like this scenario did happen, there is a good chance we would go to martial law.

    NK has to know they can not hang militarily, but they could wreak havoc in the US pretty simply with terrorist tactics.
     
  2. VaxRule

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    Then you get to start worrying about your kids getting drafted.
     
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  3. Shu

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    A freeloader?!!?
     
  4. VaxRule

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    You. Sucking up all that sweet sweet national defense without contributing a penny toward it.
     
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  5. cutig

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    What is so horrible about your life that makes you spend so much time fantasizing about these conspiracy theories?
     
  6. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  7. Shu

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    I'm not quite sure what the mil rate is tbh.

    I did inherit it. But I also work it now as I have in the past.

    And IDK why someone who inherits something shouldn't be able to complain. Regardless of how I got it, I got it, and I pay way too much imo .
     
  8. Lyrtch

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    this silver spoon conspiracy theorist mother fucker right here is awful
     
  9. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Shu all [​IMG]
     
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  10. VaxRule

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    You don't.
     
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  11. Shu

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    I don't fantasize about them at all.

    I think of what ifs.

    I don't want any of that to happen, but I think it could happen in a worst case scenario....

    A point was brought up that NK could not harm the US if we went war. I made a post explaining a particular scenario that would not be too complicated for a country to pull off.
     
  12. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I swear to god it's bad for people to be born with too much money.
     
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  13. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    Ohhhh.

    Well, there's estate tax. And I'm sure I pay DirecTV and cell phone taxes that might be federal.
     
  14. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    Well that's not right .

    We're all equal, yeah?
     
  15. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    That's a lie. You try to escape your reality by making up all these fantasies about what is wrong with the world rather than accepting it for what it is.
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    this is why we need to rebuild the guillotines of years gone by
     
  17. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Do you for real just live off your inheritance? I don't blame if you do, just wondering.
     
  18. VaxRule

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    Estate tax is one time payment. It's still April man. At least wait a month before complaining your taxes are too high when you pay absolutely zero federal income tax.
     
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  19. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    How emotionally immature to think you really know what goes on in my head.

    "Oh shu because you talk about conspiracies on a message board you are consumed by them!"

    I have a life man.

    I fantasize about getting pussy and what not.
     
  20. BWC

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    Well then...
     
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  21. NCHusker

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    Trump vs Zuckerberg vs The Rock 2020 who you got? #Murica

    I'm voting The Rock, personally. Hoping he Rock Bottoms Putin through a table
     
  22. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I could look at this picture all day. :laugh: It's arguably the best thing Trump has ever given to this country.

    [​IMG]
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    I tried to bet you but you were to big of a pussy to take it
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    We're all illegals
     
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  25. Shu

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    Well....it was actually spread out quarterly over a 7 year period I think.

    Yes it was a one time tax though. Just was paid over time.

    But regardless, I pay plenty and it doesn't bother me that it stays local.

    I meet my tax obligation.

    And tbh 50k a year is more than half of what of what is net profit by the time everything is paid.
     
  26. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    No you didn't or you must not have been very diligent in making it happen.

    I was only gonna bet with one person and whoever it was never finalized the terms.

    So atp you should have said you wanted in.
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

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    I tried to bet you 100 and a ban. You were a pussy and didn't take the bet.
     
  28. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Can you imagine having ~$45,000 per year extra after paying for your mortgage, your taxes, your bills, your groceries, your car, etc. while doing nothing but existing?
     
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  29. Lyrtch

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    if he sold his $5mil in property and invested it he'd have a whole lot more than that per year
     
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  30. NCHusker

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    Taxes are too high man
     
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  31. GoodForAnother

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    I for one applaud shu for pulling himself up by his family's bootstraps to be handed a successful business for free
     
  32. GoodForAnother

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    In other news my dad posted this meme on Facebook tonight

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    george soros was nine years old when world war 2 started
     
  33. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    The wife is out of town and I'm :prawl: and having a hard time imaging what I'd actually do with my time.

    I honestly can't blame him for being this deep down the rabbit hole.

    Dude you should probably donate a fuckload of that money so you have to face some non-manufactured struggles in your life.
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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    Shu here you go bitch
    [​IMG]
     
  35. bertwing

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    He clearly accepted the bet before editing it

    Ban him
     
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  36. Shu

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    Wouldn't that be cool.

    I work my business though.

    It's not a bust ass 9 to 5, and I use a management agency , but it's what I got and I try and make the most of it.
     
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  37. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    I'm not gonna bet a ban.

    That is beyond stupid .

    I enjoy this board.
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    Like I said you were too big of a pussy to take the bet so stop saying no one wanted to bet you. I clearly did
     
  39. Shu

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    Too big of a pussy to risk something I enjoy doing over a bet that I do not give a fuck about?

    You're a damn mouth breather if that's how you roll brother.

    Sorry.
     
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  40. afb

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  41. VaxRule

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    And Jewish
     
  42. afb

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    siap

     
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  43. VaxRule

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    "This is more work"
    - guy who spends more time playing golf and watching cable news than any other president has.
     
  44. afb

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    (in 3 days): "who knew the south korean trade deal was so hard"
     
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  45. afb

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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    You were talking out your ass then and now. Spewing at that shit about rice going to jail I called you on it. Now you're spewing all this shit that no one wanted to bet you. Just admit you're full of shit and don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Now I can go back to bypassing your retarded posts and threads. Yeah you dumb fuck MS 13 is going to war with people building a wall that will never be built.
     
  47. Shu

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    OK.

    As you may remember, I said I didn't really care too much about what happened nor did I have a strong belief that Rice, Flynn , or anyone else from the Trump administration or the Obama administration would go to jail .

    I tend to think when it's all said and done no one will go to jail.

    Someone did call me on it, so I was willing to bet only 25 dollars , which would be a donation to the board one way or another. But that bet never got any agreement of terms.

    I wouldn't bet 100 dollars on something like this for one. And two I wouldn't do a ban bet unless I was 100 percent certain about the topic. And even then I don't care to have someone banned over a bet. That's silly imo. We're adults. Adults shouldn't let a message board rile them up.
     
  48. BellottiBold

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    It's ok if you want to quit
     
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  49. Chicago Seminole

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    Soros was lucky to even survive the war. Wiki says 450,000 Hungarian Jews died in camps. 70% of them.
     
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  50. Jax Teller

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    Guys shu doesn't pay $50k a year in property taxes. That's like believing rules made 900k on year or whatever he said.