Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

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    Has anyone stopped and realized how amazing it is that Donald Trump hasn't killed himself in the most Looney Toons way possible? Just an odd thought but I am truly amazed he hasn't drowned himself watching the rain. He's an idiot that thinks he's smart. If he weren't rich, there is no doubt he would have slit his throat cutting licorice. Why cutting licorice? Because I know someone who stabbed themself in eye doing that, and i have zero doubt she is smarter than him.
     
  2. DelapThrows

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    This Rebekah Mercer person might be the worst person on the planet. How have we never even seen her?
     
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  3. Lorne Malvo

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    This was really interesting because it went through the legal process, background of past impeachments, mental health of presidents, and a bunch more.

    This in particular, 75%+ in really jumped out to me
     
  4. Gata

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    He's an idiot but a lot of this shit is to take attention away from what they are doing.
     
  5. Teflon Queen

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    Nah he's just a fucking idiot
     
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  6. BellottiBold

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    The thing is, we are so alarmingly far from being in a place where, should the "gavel change hands" there will be any meaningful accounting of the GOP's complicity in Trump's bullshit.
     
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  8. Jimmy McGill

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    Sessions not getting the budget to go after weed won't stop him. Elves are used to working without pay.
     
  9. Teflon Queen

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    Slaves are too. Not many people know that.
     
  10. Jimmy McGill

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    And it's becoming pretty clear the only times Ivanka has her dad's ear are in his fantasies when he is nose deep in that pussy.
     
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  11. Can I Spliff it

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    Trump has often said that he'd use his own money to fund his personal projects

    Make it rain, dough man
     
  12. JGator1

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    Robert and daughter Rebekah
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  13. Jimmy McGill

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    Not many, but Andrew Jackson would.
     
  14. three stacks

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    her?
     
  15. sho nuff

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    Sup
     
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  16. Mister Me Too

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  17. Tobias

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  19. wes tegg

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    Should've been a better person.
     
  20. Name P. Redacted

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    This is the face of weaponized autism
     
  21. slogan119

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    End "catch and release?" WTF
     
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  22. Prospector

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    A true capitalists would monetize her forehead for advertising
     
  23. GrizzliesDrew

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  24. bertwing

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    Still waiting for the 2nd tweet....



    Something must be getting ready to happen
     
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  25. NilesIrish

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    Some fuck on CNN just compared calling to get fire insurance after your house is on fire to the Kimmel situation. Who are these fucking morons?

    He also said being born with a condition is not a pre-existing condition. Cognitive dissonance is astonishing to me.
     
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  26. DeToxRox

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    Jared must have given Trump a copy of Catcher in the Rye.

    Bannon is going to be even more pissed.
     
  27. NilesIrish

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    Who set the stop watch for tweet 2 from the retard.?
     
  28. Duval

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    Someone needs to take grandpa's phone away.

    It's like watching old people on Facebook, except this dipshit has the nuclear codes.
     
  29. Can I Spliff it

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    I mean, it's literally exactly that

    You need to lie to the pro-life crowd to keep them on board though, even if most of them would garrote crying syrian child themselves before actually questioning if their views jived with each other
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    That is literally the definition. What the fuck does he think a "pre-existing" condition is.
     
  31. Drew Swinney Esq

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  33. NilesIrish

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    I'd have to back track was only half watching but whoever it was made me sick. I'll rewinds and see if I can cut a clip I yelled at the tv.
     
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  34. Drew Swinney Esq

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  35. Mix

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    So Comey coming for him soon?
     
  36. Doug

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    This makes me happy
     
  37. bertwing

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  38. NilesIrish

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    Watched again. It was Stephen Moore on Don Lemon's show. I hope someone gets a clip. I damn near spit out my water.
     
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  39. bertwing

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    15 minutes in between tweets :laugh:
     
  40. NilesIrish

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    Still on the election and third person. Holy shit he sucks.
     
  41. cutig

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    Fake, or she took it down
     
  42. Fran Tarkenton

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    Postmates mustve messed up his KFC delivery.
     
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  43. Fran Tarkenton

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    its pretty surreal that the President is tweeting in 3rd Person, about his election victory 6 months ago, and the FBI Director this late at night.
     
  44. NilesIrish

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    I just had a really funny visual of Trump as Cartman in the KFC episode. The equivalence is real.
     
  45. NilesIrish

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    Just watched the HRC interview from today. I still am not a huge fan, she doesn't inspire well. But god damn did we fuck up.
     
  46. dome foam

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    she needs to let go of the rhetoric that she lost bc of comey and the russians. she made a giant mistake and didn't campaign like she should have in the Midwest. playing the blame game is hollow.
     
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  47. NilesIrish

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    I agree with that. It did play a part. But, you are right the strategy was bad.

    I'm purely talking about presidential ability compared to the fucking moron currently beating his baby dick while looking at pics of his daughter in the White House as we speak.
     
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  48. Lyrtch

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    when people complain she didn't campaign enough in x, y, or z state do people forget that she lost Pennsylvania after campaigning there a ton and it having better demographic lean for her than those midwestern states
     
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  49. Michael Scofield

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    I'm just trying to imagine what filled that time.
     
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