ITT Britney Spears discussion

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Emjay, Jul 14, 2009.

  1. Bruce Wayne

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    It's a reverse tramp stamp
     
  2. Starscream

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  3. D. Silver

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    Thanks for killing my boner.
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

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    Huh? What would be the point of getting something on the corners of the scar? That would just highlight it further. That also looks wider than a c-section would be, but I'm no OB/GYN.
     
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  5. Tony Perkis

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    She needs to stop doing the Bella Thorne tongue thing
     
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    if you look close enough I believe there's a chain or something connecting the crosses or whatever is at the corners, the chain would be covering up the scar. google c-section tattoos and you'll get a good idea of what they do to hide the scar.
     
  7. NilesIrish

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    I think you are correct, also, would.
     
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  8. Boo MFer!

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    She must have had a shitty doctor. My wife had two c-sections and her scar isn't nearly that wide.
     
  9. HatterasJack

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    We get it, you are a dad! Gosh!
     
  10. Boo MFer!

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    :awshucks:
     
  11. wes tegg

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    Congrats on the sex.
     
  12. Boo MFer!

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    Best few seconds of her life, IYAM.
     
  13. Bankz

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    I don't have the skill to post them. But her runway shows on instagram are fantastic.
     
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    Does this C-Section tattoo bring it back?

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  15. Clown Baby

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    You guys should check out the Official Dads of tmb thread, which I started, for more info on c-section scars and whatnot. Once again, it's a thread that I started because I'm a dad and not a psychopath.
     
  16. Bulworth

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    I'd drill it like it's the Gulf of Mexico
     
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    This is just a hilarious post.
     
  19. Mr Bulldops

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    Paging someone with skills? Can we get some help over here please?
     
  20. Whiskers McSchitty

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    :edmond:
     
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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    Literally just copy the link and paste it in the Reply box
     
  22. Boo MFer!

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    Oh baby baby
     
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    Awesome.
     
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    Her eyes say dead inside.

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    Timberlake wins again.
     
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    7 years later, still true.
     
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    Her face is showing it's age; makeup constantly looking like she's doing the walk of shame from a fat guy's house.

    That body though.
     
  34. a.tramp

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    Great body, smile reminds me of the Joker as of late
     
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  35. dblplay1212

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    She's still fine as fuck.
     
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  36. Larry Sura

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    Yea, I guess I'd still smash. whatever
     
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  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Neither here nor there, but when people name their daughters Brittney do they realize they're one day going to have to be a grown woman named Brittney?
     
  38. War Grundle

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    Great point. Always wondered that myself but not just girl's names.
     
  39. DirtBall

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    I once hired a "Brittney Lynn" what a stupid Fucking idea that was.
     
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  41. The Great Pumpkin

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  42. Degausser

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    It's Britney, guysbitch
     
  43. Futureman

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    My college girlfriend was a Britany
     
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  44. DuffandMuff

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    Britney is my favorite spelling. I'm sure it doesn't have anything to do with the fact I've spilled five gallons of sin juice to Britney over the course of my life.
     
  45. HotMic

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    Brytney imho
     
  46. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Brj't-knee
     
  47. TC

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    Pelican has crystal balled to Alabama
     
  48. Futureman

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    This should get 200 likes
     
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  49. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I feel like Stockton for that assist