Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    reminded me of my favorite journalism ever, courtesy Shea Serrano:

    My favorite example of someone shooting their shot in real life happened a couple of years ago. This was when I was teaching middle school, and it was either right before, after, or on Valentine’s Day. I was standing at my door between classes watching the students wander through the hallway and saying hello to each of my kids as they entered my class. While there, I saw a boy I would classify as kind of dorky but mostly very sweet. He had with him — and I’m remembering this story from a long time ago so maybe the details aren’t 100 percent accurate — some chocolates, a stuffed animal, and a rose. He intended to give them to a girl he liked.

    When the girl came walking down the hallway, he walked up to her, said something, and handed her the stuff. She said, “Oh, umm, no thanks,” and kept it moving. It was a pulverizing moment — or, at least I thought it’d been. I know I’d have been crushed by something like that. But the boy wasn’t. He turned around to leave, saw that I was staring right at him, then must’ve measured the hurt in my face because he took a second — and I will never forget this part for the rest of my life — he shrugged his shoulders, looked me right in my eyes, said, “Shooters shoot,” and then walked away. It was phenomenal. I couldn’t believe his resilience. He took a sledgehammer to the jaw and just shook it off. I knew right then that no matter what, he was going to be successful in life.
     
  2. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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  3. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    This is awesome. I want to hang out with that kid and take some pointers on how to ball.
     
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  4. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    that's not what we are arguing.

    we are arguing what are the downsides and upsides to weakening human right protections in an effort to eliminate terrorist attacks.
     
  5. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    "Shooters shoot" or "shoot your shot"

    I laugh at every faggot that says these things.
     
  6. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    Can a voting machine be hacked? I'm serious
     
  7. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I love this story so much
     
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  8. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    In the grand scheme of human lives, terrorist attacks are essentially a non-issue. Certainly not worth entertaining the notion of infringing on human rights. To suggest otherwise demonstrates a profound lack of understanding of context and the data of terrorism.
     
  9. Lyrtch

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  10. Lyrtch

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  11. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    Case and point. At least they get the expression correct, fuckstick.
     
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  12. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    He's a brilliant dude. More and more impressed with him every time I hear him speak. I can't wait to buy his book once it's less than $1 on amazon.
     
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  13. Handcuffed

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    Damn, I wonder if Sessions is going down in flames tomorrow.
     
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  14. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    :pray:
     
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  15. Sammy Meatballs

    Sammy Meatballs DeBoer on the Floor
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    A guillotine made of black cocks
     
  16. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Listening on audible. It's awesome.
     
  17. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    I'm trying to picture this and I'm laughing, but also not quite sure how it would work.
     
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  18. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    did you try google? :awesomeface:
     
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  19. BubbleHead

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    https://qz.com/552334/more-people-d...er-before-and-mostly-in-these-five-countries/
    Since 2000, 61k terrorist attacks have killed more than 140k people. Worldwide.
    Every year 1.3 MILLION die in auto accidents. http://asirt.org/initiatives/informing-road-users/road-safety-facts/road-crash-statistics
    Quit freaking the fuck out over terrorism.
     
  20. Festus McBadass

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    This republican commercial about Ossoff and Isis is fucking sickening.
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  22. lastsonofkrypton

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    chuckmasterflex'd.
     
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  23. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    guillotine list now includes chuckmasterflex for scooping me on a WaPo scoop.
     
  24. steamengine

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    Is that Ossoff's wife? :clap:

     
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  25. indeed

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    Should be interesting testimony Wednesday. Of course Repubs will be asking about leaks and unmasking.

     
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  26. PEGGY HILL

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    why isnt there any forced redistribution in plan b
     
  27. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Fiance and she's a Dr. too, I think.
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  29. Fran Tarkenton

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    this is a pretty rough debate performance all around, thus far. jmo.
     
  30. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Link?
     
  31. Festus McBadass

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    I forgot that was tonight
     
  32. Fran Tarkenton

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    WSB

    Handle now making claims Trumpcare extends/strengthens protections for preexisting conditions. Canned answer about how she would never do something to harm her sister, etc.
     
  33. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    :mulletsmug:
     
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  34. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    we can only hope his tweet says that he has taped recordings of it
     
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  35. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    so he asked fbi director to back off

    that didn't work

    then went to the DNI and asked him to tell the fbi director to back off

    totally nothing to see here everybody
     
  36. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    well, duh

     
  37. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    They're all lying. Donald trump is the only trustworthy person in government
     
  38. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    don't forget the CIA director
     
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  39. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Well duh, he's not a politician
     
  40. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    http://www.wsbtv.com/live-breaking2
     
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  41. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Found link on Facebook. Handel is so awful.

    Ended last segment by calling ossoff handpicked by pelosi, so he's obviously terrible. Was he? Even so, does that make him worse than her?
     
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  42. Fran Tarkenton

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    She came out hot and fast with her San Francisco values slam.
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  44. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Think she's just reading the scripts from the attack ads. She's also very unpleasant to look at.
     
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  45. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Lol
     
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  46. blotter

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  47. RavenNole

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    Sources familiar with briefing given to associates of the meeting? Am I getting the sourcing on this correctly?
     
  48. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    If I didn't know there would be no way I'd think that was father and daughter unless it was in SEC country
     
  49. Festus McBadass

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    You know he's dying to fuck her (if he hasn't already)
     
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  50. Lyrtch

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    literaaaalllyyy what led to Nixon resigning

     
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