Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Craig Pettis

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    It's gonna be like the Chappelle show R. Kelly jury selection skit.

    "For all we know that piss could have been digital! In order to convince me I'd need to be in the room, see the hookers pissing on Donald holding up 2 forms of government ID, with me and 5 of my friends there and Neil taking notes, AND I need Donald's grandmother there to confirm his identity!"
     
  2. Damion

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    whoever runs it does a fantastic job
     
  3. BROADWAY JOE

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    Perpetuate the lie.....well done
     
  4. MtOread

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    Tomorrow, Comey will testify to things the liberal trump hating media reported weeks/months ago, so you should be prepared to give some credit where credit is due.
     
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  5. Teflon Queen

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    Can we please ban joe

    Jesus fuck
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    Just put him on ignore.
     
  7. BROADWAY JOE

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    Of printing false stories....so sad
     
  8. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    So he can come back 50x bitching about it?
     
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  9. 42yard

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    Yup, easiest 10 seconds of your life
     
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  10. BROADWAY JOE

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    Ahahaha, what's wrong buttercup. Can't handle some heat, not used to being opposed?

    Weak sauce


     
  11. Blu Tang Clan

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    I mean, it's a really simple answer. Yet posters refuse to do it and continue to engage him.
     
  12. Drew Swinney Esq

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    His stance on Qatar shifts more than his hair piece.
     
  13. Tobias

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    obviously people should ignore joe but many don't

    all he is doing is spamming the thread with unhinged lunacy. just ban him already from this thread, site, life, etc
     
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  14. Gaknight

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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    One day a mod will get drunk and accidentally hit the ban or spam button and joe will be gone.
     
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  16. Blu Tang Clan

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    I mean, he's an idiot, but no one is forcing people to read his idiotic drivel or to respond to it. A little self-control goes a long way. You don't have to bark at every car that passes.
     
  17. Joe_Pesci

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    shu thinks they do
     
  18. Blu Tang Clan

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    It'll be hours of him showing electoral maps and talking about the election. They'll stop fucking with each other for the time being just to get away from him and in an attempt to make him shut up.
     
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  19. Heavy Mental

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    very informative NYT article on the motives and rationale behind the Iran terrorism attack. provides an interesting perspective on the Shi'a versus Sunni tensions, w/r/t both religion and government.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/07/opinion/tehran-attack-khomeini-mausoleum.html?

    don't sleep on the irony of a Wahhabist referring to an "extremist ideology"

    The terrorist attacks in Tehran on Wednesday — in bright daylight and at two very different yet entirely related locations — up the ante in what has become a battle royale for influence in the Middle East, and in the fight against the terrorists wreaking havoc in the region and in the West. While Iran may seem to Americans a million miles away, what happens in Tehran most definitely does not stay there.

    On his recent trip to Saudi Arabia, President Trump joined many of his Arab counterparts in denouncing Iran as the foremost sponsor of terrorism, perhaps unaware of the irony of doing so while being feted in the country of Al Qaeda and the Islamic State’s ideological forefathers. Qatar, whose emir met with Mr. Trump in Riyadh and who was perhaps alarmed by the carte blanche being given to Saudi Arabia, subsequently reached out to Iran in an attempt to calm tensions in a combustible region. He was rewarded with the cutting off both political and economic relations by a Saudi-led coalition: Arab unity be damned.

    Two days later, terrorists struck in Tehran. The timing is significant, but so are the locations: The sites of the Islamic State’s attacks demonstrate what Iran’s enemies hope to destroy and how these goals are tied to the wider instability facing the Middle East.

    One of sites of the jihadists’ terror was the mausoleum of Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomenei, the founder of both the Islamic revolution and the republic it gave birth to, a figure revered by both conservatives and reformists in Iran’s Islamic political structure. Khomeini’s political ideology, known in Farsi as “velayat-e-faqih,” or guardianship of a supreme jurist, is a uniquely Shiite concept. By its very nature, it conflicts with Sunni beliefs and especially Wahhabism, the ideology that all the terror groups inflicting misery on Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria — as well as London, Paris and Brussels — adhere to. The political concept is that in the absence of the Messiah, a qualified jurist cleric — an ayatollah for Shiites — must be the guardian over the Muslim faithful, thus the position of Supreme Leader in Iran; the Shiite interpretation is anathema to fundamentalist Sunnis’ worldview.

    To attempt to blow up the resting place of the father of the velayat — a conspicuously huge structure on the outskirts of Tehran — and to kill Shiites from different countries who had come to pay their respects to Khomeini is hugely symbolic for the Islamic State’s supporters. But it pleases Wahhabists everywhere. Saudi Arabia’s deputy crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, recently declared that there is no point in talking to Iran because the country adheres to an “extremist ideology,” seemingly a reference to velayat.

    Prince Mohammed also threatened to ensure that “the battle is for them in Iran,” which many Iranians, including the government, took as a military threat. Indeed, already in Tehran, and in spite of the Islamic State’s claim of responsibility, some Iranian fingers (especially military ones) are pointing to Saudi Arabia. Many Iranians, no strangers to conspiracy theories, will believe Saudi complicity at best and direct instructions at worst. This will only exacerbate tensions between the Middle East’s two behemoths, who are already battling it out in Syria and Yemen. It is also likely to put further strain on the relationship between Iran and the United States, where an uneasy truce left over from the Obama administration has been threatened by the Trump administration and Congress’s saber rattling, as well as the president’s recent sword dance in the Arabian desert.

    The other location of the terrorist attacks, Iran’s Parliament building — which has symbolized Iranians’ democratic aspirations since the constitutional revolution of 1906 — was also certainly chosen for its symbolic significance.

    Iran’s unique form of government since 1979 incorporates elements of democracy with theocracy. The legislative branch, whose members are elected by the people, is an important if not vital element in the stability and longevity of the Islamic Republic. (The Parliament is also where in 1953 Iranians thought they’d finally achieved true democratic rule under Prime Minister Mohammed Mossadegh, only to see their hopes dashed by a C.I.A.-backed coup.) In attacking the building, the Islamic State was has tried to send the message not only that it hates Shiites and their doctrine but it also hates the Iranian version of democracy — parliamentary or Islamic.

    Until now, terror in Iran had been visited inside its borders by radical Iranian opposition organizations, or by separatist groups. Iranian intelligence services and the Revolutionary Guards have been quite adept at foiling plots over the years. Hardly a week goes by in Iran without some announcement that a terrorist cell has been dismantled. But Wednesday’s attack shows an unexpected vulnerability in its security, especially in what should have been among the best-protected sites. For years, Iran has boasted — not without merit — that it is the safest and most stable place in the Middle East. The Islamic State and others have been determined to prove Iranian leaders wrong.

    Saner minds — beginning at the White House — should take immediate, serious steps to defuse the combustible situation in the Middle East. There is simply too much at stake. While the Trump administration has not hesitated to voice its intense dislike of the Iranian government, it must rethink its policy toward the country, which has fought against the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria, and whose people are now victims of that group’s terror attacks on two important symbols of their national character. The administration should try to come up with a policy that requires more than 140 characters.
     
  20. HoosDaMan

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  21. BudKilmer

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    Guys it's almost like a trust fund baby who is bad at real estate, runs a shitty reality show and beauty contests is not qualified to be president.
     
  22. Bruce Wayne

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    Jon Karl just mentioned the hookers line on ABC Tonight
     
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  23. BROADWAY JOE

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    Lol...give me an example
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    Hindsight is 20/20 libitard. Why didn't anyone say something sooner.
     
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  25. SD_Irish

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    That got me too. Trump wouldn't know how to mediate a 3rd grade school yard dispute.
     
  26. Tobias

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    similar to the penn st stuff...can trump supporters please pm me if they're serious or just trolling? i won't share. i just need to know who is trolling
     
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  27. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Spoiler alert: None of them, they all are really this stupid.
     
  28. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    THAT STATUE IS COMING BACK AND THIS TIME IT WILL BE BIGGER. #MAGA
     
  29. MtOread

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    The February 14 Trump-Comey interaction, where Trump asked everyone but Comey to leave the room after a meeting and then proceeded to tell Comey to "let this one go," which you can get into semantics but essentially seems to mean stop proceeding with the investigation of Flynn.

    The March 30 and April 11 phone calls to Comey where Trump references "the cloud" and, per Flynn's statement today, in a roundabout way asks what Comey can do to "lift the cloud."

    These three incidents were reported by the NYT/Washington Post earlier this year, and were brushed off by Fox News and other (but not all) conservatives as fake news. Judging by his statement released today, Comey will testify to these 3 incidents under oath tomorrow.
     
  30. cutig

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    Why do people give him the attention he so desperately craves?
     
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  31. Shawn Hunter

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    Yes, and yet people on here call me retarded
    :awesomeface:
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

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    I think it might be muscle memory but we will see.
     
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  33. chuckmasterflex

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    THE PEE TAPE IS REAL
     
  34. Lyrtch

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    this is a weird thing to come from one of Trumps army of lawyers
     
  35. Redav

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    Some people on this site think it's manly to not ignore posters and banning them is "bitchmade." I guess we are supposed to allow one poster to shit all over a thread
     
  36. Lyrtch

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    this should probably go in the Alex Jones thread but dont feel like searching for it
     
  37. Redav

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    Now you tell us!
     
  38. indeed

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    Seems odd that evidence of obstruction of justice can be spun positively. They seem to be riding on the "he wasn't under investigation"' point, which could have changed to "he was/is" literally the day after the last time Comey was asked this. But GOP and Fox were going to spin for Trump no matter what happened today and tomorrow. Anyway most of what matters in this whole thing is going to come from Mueller.
     
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  39. VaxRule

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    Trump and everyone connected to him lie so much. It is infuriating that people still believe them.
     
  40. Blu Tang Clan

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    Thin ice Shawn, very thin ice.
     
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  41. Teflon Queen

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    I like when Trump and co use 'debunk' when they totally don't debunk anything at all.
     
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  42. dfmPSU

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    Some dumbass Republican senator is going to take the bait about Comey not taking notes for Obama meetings which will result in

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  43. Tobias

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    the statue just got 10 feet taller
     
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  44. Mix

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    Thread banned Joe because he is doing nothing to contribute to the conversation.
     
  45. Tobias

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    "wow nice to know you're less of a man than the rest of us"

    -actual thoughts trumptards have on thread banning someone on a message board
     
  46. Trip McNeely

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    Please ban him from the thread he will inevitably start about being banned from this thread as well.
     
  47. cutig

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    :banderas:
     
  48. dfmPSU

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    The Trump camp statement fits exactly with who he is. Every single person on his campaign staff and within his administration could be found guilty, but as long as he's not, he would feel vindicated.
     
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  49. NCHusker

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    For those of us wise enough to have Joe on ignore, posts like these clutter up the thread significantly more
     
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