Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players



    run this guy in that district
     
  2. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
    Donor TMB OG
    Arkansas RazorbacksSouth Carolina GamecocksLos Angeles DodgersDetroit LionsChelseaReal Salt Lake

    Think about how many of their positions get Americans killed. Guns, healthcare, war, environmental controls, food safety, drug safety, automotive safety, blah blah.

    Complicit doesn't begin to describe it. They'd be called terrorists if they didn't have lapel pins.
     
    ashy larry, visa, ohhaithur and 24 others like this.
  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    It's sad but my reality is "how much does living in California isolate me from their crazy shit". I know it will never occur and I am not advocating it but my life would be better if Cali, Oregon and Washington broke off and created our own Nation State.
     
    soulfly, PolyForce and Iron Mickey like this.
  4. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
    Donor TMB OG
    Arkansas RazorbacksSouth Carolina GamecocksLos Angeles DodgersDetroit LionsChelseaReal Salt Lake

    Until they decide to invade you to give you back your freedom.
     
  5. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishTottenham HotspurSan Francisco Giants

    :cerealkiller:
     
    Prospector, ARCO, VictorJ24 and 2 others like this.
  6. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
    Donor TMB OG
    Arkansas RazorbacksSouth Carolina GamecocksLos Angeles DodgersDetroit LionsChelseaReal Salt Lake

    shudder
     
    ARCO, BudKilmer and timo like this.
  7. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

  8. pez

    pez Competent
    Staff
    SMU Mustangs

    Cassidy has been quiet on his pro v con of this legislation but he's definitely a dark horse candidate to fuck it up for McConnell. He has strong, and first hand, opinions about health care. I don't think, he'll just rollover like others.
     
  9. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
    Donor TMB OG
    Arkansas RazorbacksSouth Carolina GamecocksLos Angeles DodgersDetroit LionsChelseaReal Salt Lake

    The surprise is that you can get a plan with a $15000 deductible that doesn't include pregnancy-related expenses for the low low price of $40/month. Look at how affordable.
     
  10. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    the real reason people arent having kids isn't that they're usually under crushing student loan debt, making shitty wages, cant get parental leave or medical insurance, it's because of cultural marxist white genocide.
     
  11. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesPittsburgh Steelers

    They're going to be so fucked in a decade. It's going to be fucking hilarious to behold.
     
    steamengine likes this.
  12. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsDallas StarsEvertonTexas State BobcatsBig 8 ConferenceNew Mexico United

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
    Donor TMB OG
    Arkansas RazorbacksSouth Carolina GamecocksLos Angeles DodgersDetroit LionsChelseaReal Salt Lake

    Damn sensitive baby libtard millennials.
     
  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsArizona WildcatsTexas AandM Aggies altTennessee Volunteers

     
  15. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Millenials are killing the pregnancy industry!!


    Also it's just tight having money and only being responsible for myself.
     
    Cherno Alpha and 42yard like this.
  16. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesPittsburgh Steelers

    Texas certainly will.

    Papist Mexicans certainly adhere to the no birth control policies republicans love to push.
     
  17. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsDallas StarsEvertonTexas State BobcatsBig 8 ConferenceNew Mexico United

    Also being able to sleep

    Also not having to plan right after the baby's out of the womb to either sell a kidney for their college tuition or telling them straight up to learn a trade instead no matter their intelligence level

    Also not sending another person into an increasingly resource strapped world that's gonna alternate between hot as balls or underwater
     
    #47768 42yard, Jun 28, 2017
    Last edited: Jun 28, 2017
  18. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    My doctorate holding MIL boasts about how proud she is of her husband and son who are "real hard working americans" because they're skilled tradesmen and nothing about her soon-to-be-MD daughter. It's just very strange.

    Anti-intellectualism at its zenith.
     
    ashy larry, DuckD, chuckles and 18 others like this.
  19. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesNew York MetsNew York KnicksNew York Jets

    Random thought:

    I can't wait for the day that there's an article about millennials killing the military contracting industry.
     
  20. CTownND

    CTownND Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Trump: Yes, I love Niebuhr. He's a big fan of mine. Real big. Bigly.

    So I asked, What do you take away from him?

    "I take away," Trump spoke in a rush of words, "That he is an important person who becomes more and more as more and more people respect him. You used to never hear about him when Obama was in office. Never. All of a sudden I get in office - you hear healthcare, you hear tax cuts, you hear Niebuhr."
     
  21. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
    Donor TMB OG
    Clemson TigersAtlanta Braves

    Just received a text from resistbot telling me how awful BCRA is. Don't feel like I'm collected enough right now to tell my senators what I think about it.
     
    A Black person likes this.
  22. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
    Donor

  23. R2-D2Big

    R2-D2Big Capitalism > Socialism
    Temple OwlsRice OwlsUtah State AggiesMiami RedhawksPittsburgh Pirates

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Lorne Malvo

    Lorne Malvo Aces!
    Staff Donor TMB OG

  25. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    Unmasking
     
    cutig likes this.
  26. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
    Donor
    Clemson TigersCharlotte HornetsCarolina Panthers

    do u solely exist to post shitty gifs
     
  27. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Kansas JayhawksKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsSeattle SupersonicsSporting Kansas City

    Best part of this is they are almost admitting there's nothing to "fix." They just want to increase the public's trust in voting.

    And the biggest reason the public doesn't trust our election system is because our dipshit president has spent months yelling to whoever would listen that it's not trustworthy. Oh yeah and his buddies in Russia have been trying to do the same thing.
     
  28. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
    Donor

    We're fucked
     
  29. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersSan Francisco GiantsDemocrat

    looks like Ted's lost some weight

    hopefully it's cancer
     
  30. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    The commission is a Trojan horse for an expanded voter suppression strategy, advertised to go after a voter fraud problem that doesn't exist.

    And ignoring and not dealing with Russian intervention and the continuing threat for future elections is the most anti-American and unpatriotic thing they've done so far. But Russia has Trump and friends by the balls, so no surprise.
     
  31. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Kansas JayhawksKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsSeattle SupersonicsSporting Kansas City

    If the Americans has any element of truth to it, at least some of Trump's buddies likely had a chance to bang someone who looked like Keri Russell before getting hanged for treason.
     
    #47782 ono, Jun 28, 2017
    Last edited: Jun 28, 2017
    slogan119 and Lipp like this.
  32. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
    Donor TMB OG
    Tennessee VolunteersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamLiverpool

  33. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    CNN/MSNBC add conservative blowhards to even shit out like good spineless libs while Fox adds Alex Jones
     
  34. HarleyOutlaw

    HarleyOutlaw Well-Known Member

    “When you have a 35 percent approval rating and you’re under FBI investigation, you don’t have a hammer,” said GOP consultant John Weaver, an outspoken Trump critic.

    Just read this and nodded approvingly.
     
  35. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

  36. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    I realize that Oregon is between Washington and California but aren't they also the most racist state in the union?
     
  37. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

  38. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsArizona WildcatsTexas AandM Aggies altTennessee Volunteers

    I, for one, am elated to hear a scientifically accurate statement from the right.
     
    shawnoc likes this.
  39. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
    Donor
    Auburn Tigers

    Small victory...until someone successfully runs against him on the grounds that he doesn't believe in baby Jesus because he made that statement
     
  40. R2-D2Big

    R2-D2Big Capitalism > Socialism
    Temple OwlsRice OwlsUtah State AggiesMiami RedhawksPittsburgh Pirates

    [​IMG]
     
    UCFkc123 and shawnoc like this.
  41. AIOLICOCK

    AIOLICOCK https://www.antifa.org/
    Donor TMB OG
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsCarolina PanthersCharlotte FC

    Please ask Trump the same question
     
    Prospector likes this.
  42. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    Your point? They have great beer wine and Nike
     
  43. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsDallas StarsEvertonTexas State BobcatsBig 8 ConferenceNew Mexico United

    :beo:
     
  44. enjj

    enjj Well-Known Member
    Donor


    Everyone in this picture is smiling. Except for one.

    Can you guess who it is?
     
    DuckD and jorge like this.
  45. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
    Donor TMB OG
    Tennessee VolunteersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamLiverpool


    I don't think that number is going to go up if they pass it.
     
  46. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
    Staff Donor

  47. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
    Donor
    Utah UtesArkansas Razorbacks

    Dijon, terrible. Ketchup, as steak sauce

    Ugh whatthefuckever
     
  48. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Holy shit did I just laugh out loud at this before wanting to cry.

    This SHOULD be the only thing that needs to be shown that the president is doing a horrible fucking job. Literally is all you should need.

    When reality is such a different place.
     
  49. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
    Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesSwansea

    Bold claim for a nation that includes West Virginia.