Happy Bobby Bonilla Day, everyone!

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  1. Wu

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  2. Merica

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    Greatest contract of all time. I can't believe a group of people leading a giant organization thought that was a good idea.
     
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  3. TC

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    Deferring $6 million caused them to pay $1+ million every year for 25 years? Man that's some rough interest/inflation
     
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  4. Andy Reocho

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    Funny part is the agent for Bonilla tried to get his other clients to do it and they laughed at him. Pretty sure one was Jose Canseco
     
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    Friend of ours played ball with canseco, roomed together in minors, I alway like to needle him and say he slept with him,
     
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  6. War Grundle

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    What a savvy move by Bonilla and his agent. Isnt Ichiro's contract set up that way or was when he was with Seattle?
     
  7. Cheshire Bridge

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    The Mets were investors of Bernie Madoff and had calculated that they'd come out ahead by deferring the payment.

    Except they invested in a ponzi scheme.


    Madoff was returning 12 to 15 percent a year in what we now know were fictional returns. So deferring deals wasn't a problem because the payout would occur years later and the interest rate would be lower than the money they were (fictionally) getting back from Madoff. To see the deal as the Mets would have seen it, let's say the Wilpons put $5.9 million into a Madoff account in 2000 and got a conservative (by Madoff standards) 10 percent annual return. By 2011, when they would have to pay Bonilla for the first time, they would have already grown their pot to $16.83 million. Even with paying off Bonilla every year, they would wind up with a $49 million profit on the deal. Of course, the Madoff returns weren't real, which complicates this hindsight.
     
  8. slogan119

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    I hope to get a similar offer from my employer at some point
     
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    Thanks a lot Buzz Killington
     
  10. TC

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    Chances are you're not the only one who needled him then
     
  11. bwi2

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    Their break even annualized return was 8%, which is the historical Dow/S&P return rate. Somehow this needs to be explained to everyone, every year.
     
  12. TC

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    No way man, I can beat the street!
     
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    They didn't need to beat it to be financially prudent. And the deferred cash gave them room in the budget to sign Mike Hampton, who was a 4.5 WAR pitcher in a year they ultimately ended up as the NL Wildcard, and went to the World Series. So it made a ton of baseball sense as well.
     
  14. The Hebrew Husker

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    $25MM deferred, will be paid til 2032
     
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  15. Joe_Pesci

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    har har
     
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  16. Joe_Pesci

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    hey you only had to explain it to me twice
     
  17. slogan119

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    Speaking of Hampton, is he still getting paid as well, or is that monstrosity of a contract finished?
     
  18. Arkadin

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    That massive contract ended like 10 years ago or so. He had others after it
     
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  19. lechnerd

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    This is kind of like my school loans in reverse.
     
  20. BROADWAY JOE

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    He's gotta weigh about 400lbs now

    Any current fat cat pics of Bobby Bo?
     
  21. Goose

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  22. Sterling A

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    $9,545,986: What the Mets have paid so far for Bobby Bonilla’s 2000 season, including the $1,193,248.20 annual payment they give Bonilla today.

    The last game Bonilla played for the Mets was October 19, 1999.


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  23. Boo MFer!

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    Bobby Bo isn’t the only one getting paid today.

     
  24. Futureman

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    That’ll pay for a whole bunch of fishing trips
     
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  25. Boo MFer!

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    Whole bunch of BBQ sauce.
     
  26. tjsblue

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    Poor guy. I hope he can get unemployment.
     
  27. killerwvu

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    Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

    Only 16 years of this left

    #New York Mets
     
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  28. Sterling A

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    #New York Mets are paying Pete Alonso $555,000 this season, less than half of what they are paying Bobby Bonilla ($1.19 million)

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  29. gilstein21

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  30. BayouMafia

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    I get that it’s a happy day for Bobby, but what’s in it for me?
     
  31. tjsblue

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    You get to learn about deferred compensation, interest, and remember Bernie Madoff is a slime ball.
    You also get to laugh at the Mets if you're a hater and enjoy the fact Bonilla didn't perform for them.

    I get more out of this day than St Patrick's day anymore.
     
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  32. TimJimothy

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    and you get to see a Sterling A post
     
  33. War Grundle

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    :roll:Jeezus 14 more years of this. ​
     
  34. Andy Reocho

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    Also that known financial guru Jose Canseco turned down a similar offer.
     
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  37. TC

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  38. Boo MFer!

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  40. Jack Parkman

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    Wonder why the strawberry and Saberhagen payments started in 2004 years after they had last played
     
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  42. TC

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    The Mets have some bad land deals
     
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  43. War Grundle

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    Madoff continues to fuck them for another 15 years.
     
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  45. Doc Louis

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    Way to go Mets. They would go on to give up 9 more runs as the braves played backups and a few guys that were drunk in the upper deck.

     
  46. Butthead

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    bwi2's favorite holiday
     
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  47. Lip

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    And you get to see a post from a dead guy
     
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  49. Bruce Wayne

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    Rovell that turd trying to be the first

     
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