Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. VaxRule

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    Not until you fix this.
     
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  2. cutig

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    No he sees hooves and then decides jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
     
  3. 42yard

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    jet fuel can't melt pineapples on pizza, an immortal combination of ingredients that can survive even a nuclear holocaust
     
  4. VaxRule

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  5. joe-

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    Reps. Brad Sherman (D-Calif.) and Al Green (D-Texas) filed an article of impeachment today
     
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  6. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    It's almost like money and power slant things in the rich/powerful's favor and electing a shady ass billionaire sure as fuck is not gonna change that. Apparently you thought it might.

    I'm saying you don't actually care about the equality aspect when you said that was your favorite post. You want us to admit Hillary and trump are equal because in your mind that validates your stupid ass opinions about both of their investigations.
     
  7. VaxRule

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    Looks like they deleted the original
     
  8. pez

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    Good for them
     
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  9. bro

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    eh, honestly wish they'd stop.

    Doing it almost everyday will ruin it when they file it for real in 4 months
     
  10. A Black person

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    Is that one dude still reporting?
     
  11. bro

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    that was the dumbest font/word video ever. I expected tons of facts, but got one, and it isn't accurate
     
  12. LetItSoak

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  13. Savage Rob Chubb

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    God damn I'm out of pocket for a morning and early afternoon and there are like 7 more pages. Not complaining though. I love this thread.
     
  14. steamengine

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    My senator just out talking to his constituents

    :ohgosh:
     
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  15. PEGGY HILL

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    you crazy for this one
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    Those seven are bad and in my authoritarian mod future I'd purge them.
     
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  17. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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  18. Duck2013

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    What the fuck don't the hardline trump defenders understand? This is getting really close to Baghdad Bob level insane.

    The information given to Kush, Jr, and Manafort is irrelevant.

    They took a meeting after reading the following.

    "This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and its governments support for Mr. Trump - helped along by Aras and Emin."

    Ignorance isn't a defense for these guys - he was told the Russian government wanted to give him sensitive information that tossed some shade on HC. This is a legal lay up.

    Thanks for speeding all of this up, Jr.

    "Love it"
     
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  19. Magneto

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    Well for starters they don't understand the meaning of many of those words that contain more than 1 syllable.
     
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  20. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Manafort didn't scroll down. He only saw the top email from Jr and assumed it was a legit meeting.

    Also, haven't any of these guys thought to use a cut-out for their illegal shit? There's a reason that the high level mafia guys don't get their hands dirty anymore. 3 top level dudes in a meeting with some lawyer that nobody's ever heard of?
     
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  21. Magneto

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    Makes you wonder what the quality of an Ivy League education actually is.

    Then again, neither Kushner or Trump Jr. actually got into Harvard or Penn (respectively) based on their academic prowess, but instead the good ole fashioned buying of admissions by their criminal parents.
     
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  22. afb

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    let's not address how the numbers/results are wrong or anything
     
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  23. Bruce Bowen

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  24. Yes, I thought it might. Perhaps I was wrong. Wouldn't be the first time.

    I do care about the equality aspect. I want both of them to be treated equally by the rule of law and punished in respect to their crimes. Hillary's money and power favored her in the email investigation. Trump's money and power will likely favor him in this investigation. That fucking sucks. The swamp will never be drained until the people find common ground and start holding all of our representatives equally accountable for their actions. Its not me vs you or Dems vs. Pubs. Its us vs them and they are winning because the people are too busy viciously going to bat for their side without thinking that neither side really gives a fuck about any of us. Its a cliche and you guys hate the phrase, but I honestly think that both sides are equally bad in that regard.

    Having said all of that, this does not mean that I think one crime equals the other in actuality. Every time I say one thing about either Trump or Clinton, it automatically gets compared to the other when they are entirely different investigations and possible charges. Hillary being guilty or not doesn't have shit to do with whether or not Donald Trump is. I feel like I rambled a bit. I hope what I am trying to say makes sense.
     
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  25. Magneto

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    Why bother when the people who empowered you treat you like Dear Leader.
     
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  26. steamengine

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    Lol at the location of Wounded Knee being the only overly democratic partisan county in the heartland.

     
  27. shawnoc

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    seems plausible
     
  28. afb

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    dude is still campaigning against hillary

    8 months after winning the nomination
     
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  29. afb

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  30. BellottiBold

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    "we just about are now"

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    lol I knew it was *pat* robertson.

    jfc
     
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  31. bro

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    ya, but listen to the other side. They are reasonable people!
     
  32. bro

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    fox news and fucking CBN

    woof
     
  33. AHebrewToo

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  34. bertwing

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  35. Magneto

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    Of course he gets along with his boss.
     
  36. Shu

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    It could be unicorns. But probably horses.

    Unicorns are more fun though.
     
  37. Bruce Wayne

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    Fucking Pat Robertson. Are we serious right now?
     
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  38. chuckmasterflex

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  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    He lost the intent argument when he stated that he intended to meet with the Russian government for intel about Clinton because they (Russia) wanted to help the Trump campaign
     
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  40. bertwing

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    :roll:

     
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  41. Magneto

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    That looks like a person who should be removed from the population with extreme prejudice.
     
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  42. Magneto

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    At this point I believe it's more likely Kim Jong Il transcended the need to urinate or defecate than anything Trump says.
     
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  43. afb

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    oh and also

     
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  44. Crepeswithasmile

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    Jesus H. Christ, that's fucking amazing.
     
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  45. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I'm glad to hear that man.

    And us holding our representatives accountable for their actions isn't gonna do shit.What does that even mean? If your district leans republican, you can be replaced by another republican.

    If you want equality, strive for wealth equality. Try to get money out of politics through legislation that gets rid of the Citizen's United Ruling. Do everything possible to nullify corporations' involvement in our political process.

    There's only one party trying to do any of that shit and it sure as hell is not the one you seem to favor. Which is why I say you don't give a shit about any of it besides talking about vague shit like "let's hold our representatives accountable."
     
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  46. phunkybuck

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    All of these alt-right Trumpers have such dull looking eyes. Cernovich, pizzagate guy, Spencer - you can just tell there is nothing going on in their heads. Just empty skulls.
     
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  47. VaxRule

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    Democrats live in a bubble though.
     
  48. bertwing

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    Enjoying your work on Twitter today UncleJesse

    Going to miss you when Putin's goons stab you with a needle and push you off a roof
     
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  49. afb

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