Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. indeed

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    Libs, gays, and professors are much more of a threat than the VC and the Soviets. Charlie would only capture you and flay off your skin and leave you to bake in the sun, while Dems might force vets to eat a gay baked cake and have health coverage, thereby assaulting Freedom itself.
     
  2. chuckmasterflex

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  3. Petito

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    :roll: 6 months in office, 1 bill already dead, second bill in mid collapse, only then does he ask congress how healthcare works. great insight into his character. he sucks at pretty much everything aside from yelling into a microphone to a bunch of his country bumpkin supporters

     
  4. sflnole

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    American Airlines executive platinum master race.:bobbleresolve:
     
  5. UncleJesse

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  6. DuckD

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    Shit, many of those morons probably think believe Trump would make a good fireman.
     
  7. BellottiBold

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    This dude is taking on issa

     
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  8. ned's head

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    Seems bad man

     
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  9. chuckmasterflex

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  10. Can I Spliff it

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    Secret meetings with Putin really help put to bed the collusion talk
     
  11. Joe_Pesci

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    big don showed putin who was boss by making him use an interpreter
     
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  12. naganole

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    Awww man, I think I misplaced my Trump stumping glasses. So sad.
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

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    How can they procreate without getting laid?
     
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  14. ned's head

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  15. chuckmasterflex

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  16. AIOLICOCK

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    :roll:
     
  17. SenatorClayDavis

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    Putin apparently speaks English. His "translator" was probably Kislyak.
     
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  18. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  19. sflnole

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  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's a helluva side meeting
     
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Looks like a 2 teddy bears wrestling
     
  22. BudKilmer

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  23. sflnole

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    Fox News truly is this nations TASS
     
  24. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I meant not but maybe all the cum they shoot on their carpets under their computers is forming some sort of fungus/bacteria that could mutate into some sort of creature. Probably only needs a spilled Mountain Dew to start the whole process.
     
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  25. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
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    "And that, little Timmy, is how Steve Bannon was formed."
     
  26. timo

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    jesus christ, which genius allowed our paste eating imbecile in chief to sit in a meeting alone with Vlad the fucking Impaler?

    Tillerson looks like a heavy drinker, and that never works out well in the Fatherland... Ivanka was off playing pretend President, so that leaves fucking Jared. This should never happen.
     
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  27. sflnole

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    "Oh here we go, Libtards calling us racists again..." - Some dumbfuck riddled with economic anxiety
     
  28. Joe_Pesci

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    that seems like diplomatic stuff that's well within a senator's purview, especially if he had approval from the white house. but we can't forget that both sides equally bad.
     
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  29. three stacks

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    holy shit
     
  30. Fran Tarkenton

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    then you would agree America has a white christian person problem, recently.
     
  31. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  32. chuckmasterflex

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  33. ned's head

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  34. Redav

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    Why would you ever do this in the situation he is with the smoke everywhere? And then keep it secret? I think I know the answer but goddam these people are fucking idiots
     
  35. Joe_Pesci

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    there's also some humor in alleging that a presidential campaign during the reagan era surreptitiously met with an enemy government in a quid pro quo scenario that might affect an election

    not that your typical fox viewer would understand why this is funny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_Surprise_conspiracy_theory
     
  36. Redav

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    Putin does speak English. That's one thing that makes the other person in the room fishy
     
  37. pez

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  38. dfmPSU

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  39. Redav

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    Pretty odd Trump would think it necessary to have a secret hour long meeting with a guy who, according to him, he'd never met previously
     
  40. PEGGY HILL

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    is it bill clinton what do i win
     
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  41. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Because he has no concept of consequence. There have never been repercussions to his actions in 70 years.
     
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  42. enjj

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    Not interested.
     
  43. Can I Spliff it

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    Man people on the alt-right really seem to fear and loathe many in the jewish community
     
  44. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    comments below that...
    :doge:
     
  45. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    When a dimentia-riddled lifelong democrat aligns himself with actual fascists to get elected, they're gonna get upset too. He's between a cuck and a hard place.

    Never had any work done imo

     
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  46. Can I Spliff it

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    white house pushing back on meeting, saying it was just a "brief conversation after dinner"
    also, trump did have a translator when he met with putin
    but the translator only spoke japanese and not russian



    AWESOME GREAT