Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Hilton Honors VIP
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    both sides



    Gorsuch
     
    #64301 Fran Tarkenton, Aug 1, 2017
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  2. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    #64302 Killy Me Please, Aug 1, 2017
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  3. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Sarah Huckabee Sanders reminds me of the sort who think they're a genius and uses the excuse that they don't test well to explain their score of 900 on the SAT.
     
    #64303 JonathanCoachman, Aug 1, 2017
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  4. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    yer one of 'em book lernin types aintcha
     
    #64304 Joe_Pesci, Aug 1, 2017
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  5. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
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    nbc r u srs rite now


     
    #64305 blotter, Aug 1, 2017
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  6. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    #64306 J.R. Bob Dobbs, Aug 1, 2017
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  7. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Only book worth lernin from is The Bible written by our lord & savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins for some reason he never really got around to explaining.
     
    #64307 JonathanCoachman, Aug 1, 2017
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  8. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    One of the many awful things about his speech is throwing in a random "Ok?" in between sentences
     
    #64308 Redav, Aug 1, 2017
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  9. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    "What a crock of fake news. The Boy Scouts told me I'm the most presidential President we've had since Benjamin Franklin."

    - Donald's inevitable twitter response
     
    #64309 JonathanCoachman, Aug 1, 2017
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  10. DelapThrows

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    Holy balls that's a good ad.
     
    #64310 DelapThrows, Aug 1, 2017
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  11. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    We'll see about that.
     
    #64311 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 1, 2017
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  12. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    #64312 Redav, Aug 1, 2017
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  13. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    #64313 Redav, Aug 1, 2017
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  14. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    This shit is going to be Notre Dame vs Bama-bad for Trump and his adminstration
     
    #64314 Redav, Aug 1, 2017
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  15. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
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    Hadn't done this in a while. Last time I was a little further left and further up the scale.
     
    #64315 DelapThrows, Aug 1, 2017
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  16. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    they'll outspend her by 20X, dig up some trivial dirt on her, and attack her family... win by 9%.
     
    #64316 timo, Aug 1, 2017
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  17. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Tale as old as time
     
    #64317 Name P. Redacted, Aug 1, 2017
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  18. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
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    Bet they insinuate shes a lesbian
     
    #64318 jorge, Aug 1, 2017
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  19. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    Gaddamn Mueller gonna be signing up Batman, the entire Scooby Gang and Sherlock Holmes before he's done butt fucking this admin.
     
    #64319 WC, Aug 1, 2017
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  20. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    NOT FEMININE ENOUGH FOR KENTUCKY VALUES.
     
    #64320 timo, Aug 1, 2017
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  21. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    #64321 steamengine, Aug 1, 2017
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    #64322 Where Eagles Dare, Aug 1, 2017
  23. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I can hear the coded language already
     
    #64323 Redav, Aug 1, 2017
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  24. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    #64324 dome foam, Aug 1, 2017
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  25. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    #64325 Redav, Aug 1, 2017
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  26. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #64326 chuckmasterflex, Aug 1, 2017
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  27. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    This isn't not shocking but did anyone really think it did happen
     
    #64327 Redav, Aug 1, 2017
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  28. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    Jesus fucking Christ. The White House admits they lied about Jr statement....Tucker Carlson leads his show with Calexit Gaining Steam
     
    #64328 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 1, 2017
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  29. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
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    it's like Hannity and Tucker are trying to one-up each other. Calexit was exposed months ago
     
    #64329 blotter, Aug 1, 2017
  30. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    #64330 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 1, 2017
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  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Dead on balls accurate, ugh.
     
    #64331 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Aug 1, 2017
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  32. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    "she doesn't share our family values"
     
    #64332 Joe_Pesci, Aug 1, 2017
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  33. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    well actually she only flew 80 combat missions, not 89. you can't trust someone like that.
     
    #64333 Joe_Pesci, Aug 1, 2017
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  34. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
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    #64334 jorge, Aug 1, 2017
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  35. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #64335 Lyrtch, Aug 1, 2017
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  36. sho nuff

    sho nuff Well-Known Member
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    Holy fuck
     
    #64336 sho nuff, Aug 1, 2017
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  37. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    You've never been around people who go on fishing trips, have you?
     
    #64337 BWC, Aug 1, 2017
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  38. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Totally not racist
     
    #64338 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 1, 2017
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  39. Lorne Malvo

    Lorne Malvo Aces!
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    About time white people were thought about first. Been too long.
     
    #64339 Lorne Malvo, Aug 1, 2017
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  40. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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    I did not realize it took so many chefs to cook a nothing burger.
     
    #64340 Mister Me Too, Aug 1, 2017
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  41. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Hey, we're flagging in the polls, let's do something transparently racist to get the dumbfucks happy for five minutes.
     
    #64341 Blu Tang Clan, Aug 1, 2017
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  42. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    if not for affirmative action, jared could have gotten into harvard on his own merits!
     
    #64342 Joe_Pesci, Aug 1, 2017
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  43. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Just like rhiner has been saying. White men in America have had it!
     
    #64343 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 1, 2017
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  44. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #64344 Lyrtch, Aug 1, 2017
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  45. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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    #64345 Mister Me Too, Aug 1, 2017
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  46. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    Where were these racist Justice Departments when I was applying to college?
     
    #64346 BayouMafia, Aug 1, 2017
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  47. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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    They were being denied jobs for being too racist or for being white.
     
    #64347 Mister Me Too, Aug 1, 2017
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  48. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Underfunded by the useless loser Department of Justice civil rights sector.
     
    #64348 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 1, 2017
  49. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    #64349 bryix, Aug 1, 2017
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  50. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    thanks for nothing Janet Reno :whyioughta:
     
    #64350 BayouMafia, Aug 1, 2017
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