Guess The Foreign Body & Tales From The Hospital

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  1. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    :laugh:
     
    #901 BellottiBold, May 5, 2017
  2. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    :cheesy:
     
    #902 1, May 5, 2017
  3. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
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    well... what'd they do with the cuke?
     
    #903 DelapThrows, May 5, 2017
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  4. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    I had a cucumber in my dinner. Crazy.
     
    #904 prerecordedlive, May 6, 2017
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  5. Gata

    Gata .....
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    was that the first time somebody actually won?
     
    #905 Gata, May 6, 2017
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  6. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    it was pickled by that point
     
    #906 ashy larry, May 6, 2017
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  7. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Nah, a couple people have won in the past, mainly because of wire in urethra guy was such a habitual offender.
     
    #907 Tiffin, May 6, 2017
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  8. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    #908 Goose, Jul 7, 2017
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  9. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    9 year old?
     
    #909 HoosDaMan, Jul 7, 2017
  10. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    That's about the age I started doing stuff like that
     
    #910 Goose, Jul 7, 2017
  11. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    Stuff like putting fidget spinners on your penis? Go on.
     
    #911 GGCD, Jul 7, 2017
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  12. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Is a 9 year old a millennial? I don't think so.
     
    #912 prerecordedlive, Jul 7, 2017
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  13. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I came here to guess bowling pin again, now I'm disappointed.
     
    #913 herb.burdette, Jul 7, 2017
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  14. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    #914 Daddy Rabbit, Jul 9, 2017
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  15. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    #915 Daddy Rabbit, Jul 9, 2017
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  16. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    #916 Celemo, Oct 3, 2017
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  17. Cheshire Bridge

    Cheshire Bridge 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
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    Bobble head
     
    #917 Cheshire Bridge, Oct 3, 2017
  18. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    a swiss army knife
     
    #918 Wicket, Oct 3, 2017
  19. Oracle of Omahawg

    Oracle of Omahawg Swine Flu Carrier
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    Just in time for Fall Festivities
    [​IMG]

    or

    [​IMG]
     
    #919 Oracle of Omahawg, Oct 3, 2017
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  20. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    1966 hotwheels batmobile
     
    #920 bigred77, Oct 3, 2017
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  21. hoebekec

    hoebekec Fan of: Michigan State and all Detroit pro sports
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    I'm going with a new wire in the penis guy
     
    #921 hoebekec, Oct 3, 2017
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  22. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    Ah, see - this is a good guess, but I'm going to have to go with the 1975 hotwheels batmobile myself.
     
    #922 BellottiBold, Oct 3, 2017
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  23. Houndster

    Houndster Well-Known Member
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    A good ole fashioned banana
     
    #923 Houndster, Oct 3, 2017
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  24. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Pez dispenser
     
    #924 GeneralPaton, Oct 3, 2017
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  25. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    1L bottle of diet coke
     
    #925 Prospector, Oct 3, 2017
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  26. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte in dabut, green Starbucks swizzle stick in the dickhole.
     
    #926 BuckeyeRiot, Oct 3, 2017
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  27. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    tv remote
     
    #927 undrtow, Oct 3, 2017
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  28. Nole0515

    Nole0515 Well-Known Member
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    a vibrating egg in the butt
     
    #928 Nole0515, Oct 3, 2017
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  29. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    A glass Marijuana pipe, up the butt of a dirty hippie chick.

    Or 27 marbles. I can't decide.
     
    #929 Tiffin, Oct 3, 2017
  30. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well-Known Member
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    shampoo bottle
     
    #930 ARSENAL, Oct 3, 2017
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  31. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    An ear horn
     
    #931 bertwing, Oct 3, 2017
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  32. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    an oregon state win
     
    #932 Joe_Pesci, Oct 3, 2017
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  33. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Daaaaaaaaaaaang
     
    #933 Celemo, Oct 3, 2017
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  34. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    A Better Holmes and Garden catalog
     
    #934 HotMic, Oct 3, 2017
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  35. Oracle of Omahawg

    Oracle of Omahawg Swine Flu Carrier
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    Arkie Proud lose his?
     
    #935 Oracle of Omahawg, Oct 3, 2017
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  36. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    Golf ball
     
    #936 soulfly, Oct 3, 2017
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  37. Dudley Dawson2

    Dudley Dawson2 Well-Known Member
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    Scissors
     
    #937 Dudley Dawson2, Oct 3, 2017
  38. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    the flute that Captain Picard played, first in his imagination and then in real life, in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
     
    #938 Fancy, Oct 3, 2017
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  39. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    A pair of Dutch clogs
     
    #939 bertwing, Oct 3, 2017
  40. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Oh man if this turns out to be true....
     
    #940 bertwing, Oct 3, 2017
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  41. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Vibrating toothbrush
     
    #941 Daddy Rabbit, Oct 3, 2017
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  42. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    The International Space Station.
     
    #942 THF, Oct 3, 2017
  43. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    You forgot to log in to your Joe_Pesci account to post this
     
    #943 Celemo, Oct 3, 2017
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  44. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Wolfsburg

    it was a Ressikan flute btw
     
    #944 Joe_Pesci, Oct 3, 2017
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  45. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Trick question: poop
     
    #945 GeneralPaton, Oct 3, 2017
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  46. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    there we go
     
    #946 Fancy, Oct 3, 2017
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  47. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    holmes-20171003-131928439.png
     
    #947 BellottiBold, Oct 3, 2017
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  48. Norm Peterson

    Norm Peterson I never met a beer I didn't drink.
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    Florida State Seminoles

    Ear of corn
     
    #948 Norm Peterson, Oct 3, 2017
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  49. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    A throwback J.R. Rider Blazers jersey
     
    #949 VaxRule, Oct 3, 2017
  50. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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    Very large black dildo
     
    #950 NP13, Oct 3, 2017
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