Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Nothing ever changes, nothing improves and it only gets worse.

    Eat arbys
     
  2. Lyrtch

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    people often ask how I got radicalized

    trading places
     
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  3. soulfly

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    Totally, man.

    Out of curiosity, where does fixing, even say, broken treaties with the Sioux rank on your power board of America first?

    Totally, man.

    I'd thinking making signed and broken treaties right would be a starting point. Like giving the Black Hills (Treaty of Fort Laramie) back would be a starting point; instead of just overlooking some of the poorest fucking people in the entire western hemisphere and considering it there problem. It would also wipe out what our government "owes" them monetarily, with continued interest.

    From there we could tackle Coates's Case for Reparations argument.

    Curious to see what fills 1-5, or 1-10 even on your America First power rankings. Enlighten me, if you will
     
  4. BudKilmer

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    You really are simple jack.

    A totally linear thought procsss. No capability of nuance, extreme levels of cognitive dissonance.

    People insult you like you're evil, but I think you're in possession of a room temperature IQ and have zero capacity for higher level thinking, and that's why people get so upset at the conclusions you come to.
     
  5. Bruce Wayne

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    :laugh:
     
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  6. tmbrules

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    I don't care what you think?

    Should i go on with what i think about you? You are probably lazy and complain about things over which you have no control. You probably suffer from "poor me" syndrome and instead of doing something to improve your situation you wait around for someone else to do it for you. You think you are owed something from society just because you exist on this earth.

    How did I do?
     
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  7. Bruce Wayne

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    Hopefully everyone read that entire article about Pence that was posted yesterday. It's the one where Trump made fun of him for his religious extremism.

    President Pence would be even worse than what we're dealing with now.
     
  8. Redav

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    I always enjoy the moments of clarity where you can tell something got to tmbrules. Then he drools on the screen.
     
  9. aisle seven

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    Sometimes I'm reminded of one of the million batshit crazy events of this administration and I have a quick moment of panic/dread/fear/laughter. Today's was the Syria "bombing". Jesus.
     
  10. Redav

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  11. Redav

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  12. Bruce Wayne

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    It's just so weird how Republicans coincidentally find themselves aligned with Nazis on multiple subjects

     
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  13. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  14. joe-

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    Marino is out as drug czar
     
  15. bro

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    journalism!
     
  16. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Fake news brings down another one!
    Can you imagine how much evil shit this admin would've accomplished in the last 9 months if it wasn't for the media? I shudder every so often when I think about it.
     
  17. bertwing

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  18. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Guess who the new US Ambassador to the Vatican is?
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  19. prerecordedlive

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    What in the fuck is that thing?
     
  20. Truman

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    I thought we had a Spicey joke coming.
     
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Fuck these generic ballots.

    All those dick suckers will hit the name with the R in 13 months
     
  22. OHW

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    another Republican who expects Democrats to be the adults in the room
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:

    60 minutes is on Fake News NBC and the Washington Post is terrible according honour shit stain president
     
  24. joe-

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    CBS but still
     
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  25. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    unless 60 minutes on CBS moved to NBC and I didn’t get the memo in which case disregard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  26. Doug

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    The best people
     
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  27. steamengine

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    Yeah that shit is wild. I had no idea just how disliked he was as governor.
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah it's CBS
     
  29. steamengine

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    Top tier movie
     
  30. Bruce Wayne

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    I think ohhaithur can give us firsthand experience of Pence’s tyranny as Indiana governor
     
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  31. sflnole

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    I still remember when they griped that Hillary would start a nuclear war. What changed?
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

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    What a piece of shit this guy is.
     
  33. bro

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    party of morons
     
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  34. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    these troglodytic shitbirds
     
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  35. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    He's still on this? Call the fucking families and move past this. We have a war to avoid, an island to fix, a free trade agreement to fix, etc.
     
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  36. bro

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  37. bro

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  38. afb

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    that is not going to happen under this regime

    Trump is already saying "we did a good job" with did being past tense meaning he thinks it is completed.

    He also points out the number of generators there are on the island, but forgets to talk about the lack of gas for them.
     
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  39. prerecordedlive

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    Sounds like we need one set of generators generating gas and one set to power those gas-making generators.
     
  40. bic

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    Nothing. I remember reading a poll leading up to the election where something like 20% of likely Trump supporters EXPECTED him to nuke someone. Since that was pre-election that means that specific 20% of people were literally planning to vote for a nuclear strike.
     
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  41. bro

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    buying himself 24 hours to think of an appropriate 140 character response
     
  42. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    to be fair, unless I'm reading it wrong, the question was "preemptive strike" not "preemptive nuclear strike"
    https://poll.qu.edu/national/release-detail?ReleaseID=2492

     
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  43. shawnoc

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