Post ITT if your team sucks: potato famine/potouchdown famine

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  1. kslim

    kslim Guest

    hey man we tsc around here
     
    #1301 kslim, Oct 21, 2017
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  2. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Sup boys. Have a seat. Lest me tell you the story of my people.
     
    #1302 THF, Oct 22, 2017
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  3. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
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    #1303 NoNatty, Oct 22, 2017
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  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    #1304 Daniel Ocean, Oct 22, 2017
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  5. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    #1305 dump, Oct 22, 2017
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  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    #1306 Daniel Ocean, Oct 22, 2017
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  7. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    My team sucks so bad that I feel good about a loss to Minnesota because it probably makes their faggot coach feel bad that they only beat us by 7.
     
    #1307 spagett, Oct 22, 2017
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  8. UnicornDickslam

    UnicornDickslam Yabish
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    #1308 UnicornDickslam, Oct 22, 2017
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  9. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    #1309 dump, Oct 22, 2017
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  10. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    Wait really??
     
    #1310 laxjoe, Oct 22, 2017
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  11. Buffs78

    Buffs78 Gone Missing
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    I feel as though this thread should have been created with inspiration from the Buffs.
     
    #1311 Buffs78, Oct 22, 2017
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  12. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Tennessee hasn't scored an offensive TD in 14 quarters.

    We did have a 97 yd pick six though :smug:
     
    #1312 Daddy Rabbit, Oct 22, 2017
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  13. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    #1313 Shawn Hunter, Oct 22, 2017
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  14. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    #1314 RockHardJawn39, Oct 22, 2017
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  15. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    #1315 citrodong, Oct 22, 2017
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  16. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    #1316 dump, Oct 22, 2017
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  17. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Ironically that was my 10,000 post. :laugh:
     
    #1317 Shawn Hunter, Oct 22, 2017
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  18. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    #1318 Boo MFer!, Oct 22, 2017
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  19. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    #1319 laxjoe, Oct 22, 2017
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  20. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    #1320 Shawn Hunter, Oct 22, 2017
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  21. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
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    Have to admire the quick thinking of trying to get the injury whistle. Was really their only shot at that point.
     
    #1321 jorge, Oct 22, 2017
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  22. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Wow is that how Bert coaches it?
     
    #1322 TC, Oct 22, 2017
  23. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    #1323 Fusiontegra, Oct 22, 2017
  24. KNOTT

    KNOTT Well-Known Member
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. All your teams are losers. Fucking Cucks.



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    #1324 KNOTT, Oct 22, 2017
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  25. Buffs78

    Buffs78 Gone Missing
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    They may have fared better if they had more than 9 defenders on the field as well.
     
    #1325 Buffs78, Oct 22, 2017
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  26. pbfp2008

    pbfp2008 Angry Ol' Man
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    Funny enough, this is the same position I found myself in two minutes into the first quarter
     
    #1326 pbfp2008, Oct 22, 2017
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  27. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
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    Yeah because it would have been retarded to try to get that whistle with all 11.
     
    #1327 jorge, Oct 22, 2017
  28. Volholic16

    Volholic16 Well-Known Member
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    #1328 Volholic16, Oct 22, 2017
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  29. Volholic16

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    #1329 Volholic16, Oct 22, 2017
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  30. visa

    visa Well-Known Member
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    Incredible
     
    #1330 visa, Oct 22, 2017
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  31. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    #1331 Taques, Oct 23, 2017
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  32. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    #Arkansas Razorbacks

    Y'all gonna feel like I'm picking in you, I promise I'm not



    Twitter/other coaches are though
     
    #1332 laxjoe, Oct 23, 2017
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  33. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    With as terrible as we are, that doesn't make Arky State relevant
     
    #1333 bertwing, Oct 23, 2017
  34. lastsonofkrypton

    lastsonofkrypton Man of Steel, Kal-el, Clark Kent,
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    We basura.
     
    #1334 lastsonofkrypton, Oct 23, 2017
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  35. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Arky State = big brother

    Arky = little brother
     
    #1335 dump, Oct 23, 2017
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  36. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    wow Miles was onto something with his Ar-Kansas take
     
    #1336 Prospector, Oct 24, 2017
  37. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    We’re looking at 7 wins with a miracle. I would snatch your hand off if you offered me 6-5.

    You realize you’re the god damn boogie man, right?
     
    #1337 prerecordedlive, Oct 24, 2017
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  38. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I apologize, I was way wrong on this on.

    You guys are in for a rough one.

    You think they’ll try and reschedule the missed game if it would get them bowl eligible?
     
    #1338 steamengine, Oct 24, 2017
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  39. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Hope so. We’re gonna have to pay them a ton to make it happen.

    Doesn’t an FCS opponent only count as 0.5 wins towards bowl eligibility though? Delaware State may not do anything to help us on that front.
     
    #1339 prerecordedlive, Oct 24, 2017
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  40. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    kansas has beaten a power 5 opponent more recently than unc
     
    #1340 Tobias, Oct 24, 2017
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  41. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    .214 winning percentage in last 15 games.

    thanks Bert
     
    #1341 Prospector, Oct 24, 2017
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  42. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Just load up the team bus and ride around looking for a game
     
    #1342 TC, Oct 24, 2017
  43. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    A little backyard bullshit? I’m game.
     
    #1343 prerecordedlive, Oct 24, 2017
  44. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Two completions for a first down. 5 Mississippi pass rush
     
    #1344 TC, Oct 24, 2017
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  45. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    We do that shit every week
     
    #1345 undrtow, Oct 24, 2017
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  46. I<3privatedances

    I<3privatedances enjoys himself in the champagne room
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    That's really unbelievable, KUFB is a goddamn dumpster fire...at least we have BB :beerchug:
     
    #1346 I<3privatedances, Oct 24, 2017
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  47. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    same

    i can't wait for bball
     
    #1347 Tobias, Oct 24, 2017
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  48. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    You idiots itt because you lost a couple of games eat a dick

    Bert is like 10-23 or 27 in league play

    Fuck you guys, not jayhawks tho, they suck too
     
    #1348 Prospector, Oct 25, 2017
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  49. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Butch Jones has losses to Bert and Derek Dooley in his career.
     
    #1349 Daddy Rabbit, Oct 25, 2017
  50. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Fine you can stay but have to keep him another year so he can close the distance w bert
     
    #1350 Prospector, Oct 25, 2017
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