I was at the Moscow Circus as a kid in 1977 and this woman tapped me on the shoulder, offered me some Wrigleys Spearmint, and slowly asked " WOULD YOU LIKE SOME GUM? " I took a piece and said "Yes, thanks." She was surprised that I was also American; she thought she was giving some Soviet kid a cool treat.
First time was straight tourism, second time was as a member of a sister city delegation. Had a Central Committee member invite me to do my grad school at a university in his oblast; I declined. But yeah, I've got a file somewhere. Accidentally dropped my trip journal at the big outdoor Mother Russia Park in Kiev; pretty sure it was my tail who picked it up and returned it to me.
I dunno, you choose Thug Muncher as your nom de plume, you kinda have to stand by your word as a journalist.
Personally think it would be a big hoot if it was a human dick. Big hairy animal with an immaculately clean human penis. Boy howdy that's some good stuff.
Wasn't there an awful Christmas special where Han spends Christmas with Chewy and his family? Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Holiday_Special