The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Oh, and that is coming from someone 5'10" and 185. So if I grew another inch I am basically you. Did you just call me chubby?
     
    #1551 a.tramp, Nov 15, 2017
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  2. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    We can rub our bellys together
     
    #1552 dukebuckeye, Nov 15, 2017
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  3. Not William

    Not William Well-Known Member
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    Looks like he’s off the Peruvian Dancing Dust.
     
    #1553 Not William, Nov 15, 2017
  4. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    yall gunna play tummy sticks?
     
    #1554 bigred77, Nov 15, 2017
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  5. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    :doge:
     
    #1555 Beachy Toast, Nov 15, 2017
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  6. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    He’s skinny fat. Like in a Sy Snootles way.
     
    #1556 HatterasJack, Nov 15, 2017
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  7. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    We same. :ohdear:
     
    #1557 NineteenNine, Nov 15, 2017
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  8. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    That arm/shoulder to upper body ratio doesn’t make any sense, not in a great way.
     
    #1558 IHHH, Nov 16, 2017
  9. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    I’m just glad that he looks healthy again
     
    #1559 dump, Nov 16, 2017
  10. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    6’1” 175 from 16-28, checking in.
     
    #1560 The Banks, Nov 16, 2017
  11. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    5'11 190lbs checking in. Will bulk to 200 in the winter when I can't do sprints and shit.
     
    #1561 Bill the Butcher, Nov 16, 2017
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  12. Internet2

    Internet2 Well-Known Member

    5'11 185-190. Workout and take cold showers everyday. Cold showers are amazing
     
    #1562 Internet2, Nov 16, 2017
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  13. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    You monster.
     
    #1563 dukebuckeye, Nov 16, 2017
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  14. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Playing hockey will do that, but I am a goaltender so it does not really apply to me. Need to drop 15
     
    #1564 IHHH, Nov 16, 2017
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  15. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    All of you posting your height and weight to other random dudes on the internet are weird.
     
    #1565 lechnerd, Nov 16, 2017
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  16. Houndster

    Houndster Well-Known Member
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    No kidding. At least include dick size if you’re looking to get laid.
     
    #1566 Houndster, Nov 16, 2017
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  17. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    6.5" but "well-rounded" if you know what I mean ;)
     
    #1567 dukebuckeye, Nov 16, 2017
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  18. fsudan

    fsudan Well-Known Member
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    Just started the cold showers thing. Holy fuck I had been missing out
     
    #1568 fsudan, Nov 17, 2017
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  19. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Retards will be retards
     
    #1569 IHHH, Nov 17, 2017
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  20. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    he looks happy
     
    #1570 Fancy, Nov 17, 2017
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  21. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    the fuck do you take cold showers for?
     
    #1571 Zebbie, Nov 17, 2017
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  22. zachary

    zachary <3
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    Extremely. Like why do I need to let people know I’m 5’11 180
     
    #1572 zachary, Nov 17, 2017
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  23. fsudan

    fsudan Well-Known Member
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    There are many benefits, Google it. Or try it yourself
     
    #1573 fsudan, Nov 18, 2017
  24. chasenwilliam

    chasenwilliam Well-Known Member
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    They're wonderful. Take one every morning and it wakes me the hell up.
     
    #1574 chasenwilliam, Nov 18, 2017
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  25. fsudan

    fsudan Well-Known Member
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    It's also fantastic for your skin and hair. But yea I feel like fucking superman after a cold shower. I wanna take one right now just thinking about it
     
    #1575 fsudan, Nov 18, 2017
  26. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Alarm clocks do too and they also suck
     
    #1576 spagett, Nov 18, 2017
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  27. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    I’ll check it out
     
    #1577 Zebbie, Nov 18, 2017
  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Chunky but funky
     
    #1578 Daniel Ocean, Nov 18, 2017
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  29. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    #1579 lechnerd, Dec 4, 2017
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  30. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
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    10” 3lbs
     
    #1580 Don't Hate Me Bro!, Dec 4, 2017
  31. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Maybe in theory a cold shower would work but no thank you
     
    #1581 devine, Dec 4, 2017
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  32. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Are you a fucking serial killer or something?
     
    #1582 Merica, Dec 4, 2017
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  33. Internet2

    Internet2 Well-Known Member

    Improves circulation.
    Relieves depression
    Strengthens immune system
    Increases weight loss
    Etc etc etc.
    They're healthy as fuck and make you feel like a beast.
     
    #1583 Internet2, Dec 4, 2017
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  34. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    You got a peer viewed link verifying those claims?
     
    #1584 The Banks, Dec 4, 2017
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  35. Internet2

    Internet2 Well-Known Member

    #1585 Internet2, Dec 4, 2017
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  36. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    so cold the entire time or just for like a minute at the end?
     
    #1586 zeberdee, Dec 4, 2017
  37. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    I think I will try it, if I die I die
     
    #1587 IHHH, Dec 4, 2017
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  38. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    in for the cold showers. will report back.
     
    #1588 941Gator, Dec 4, 2017
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  39. fsudan

    fsudan Well-Known Member
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    I will do like the first 5 minutes on warm, clean myself and put shampoo in my hair. Then I crank it to super hot for about 5 seconds, then straight to cold. I'm probably in cold water for 5-7 minutes. And it's amazing
     
    #1589 fsudan, Dec 4, 2017
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  40. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    First the bamboo pillows. Now the cold showers. What will we try next?
     
    #1590 Louis Holth, Dec 4, 2017
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  41. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    #1591 Capstone 88, Dec 4, 2017
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  42. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    In the summer, I'm exclusively on team cold shower
     
    #1592 undrtow, Dec 4, 2017
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  43. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    #1593 The Banks, Dec 4, 2017
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  44. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    Shit I missed the I’m a chubby dad and my weight is up but manageable posts
     
    #1594 Futureman, Dec 4, 2017
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  45. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
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    I'm am not white knighting for cold showers because my sack just shriveled up a bit thinking about it. However, there will be no studies for this ever. The profit margin on cold water is not promising.
     
    #1595 WillySaliba, Dec 4, 2017
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  46. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I’m assuming people that take cold showers make sure they tell everyone
     
    #1596 devine, Dec 4, 2017
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  47. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    its much like crossfit
     
    #1597 bigred77, Dec 5, 2017
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  48. Harvey Updyke

    Harvey Updyke RTR!!!!!1!

    Gluten free vegan that takes cold showers after WOTD checking in here!
     
    #1598 Harvey Updyke, Dec 5, 2017
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  49. Internet2

    Internet2 Well-Known Member

    Check out Wim Hof or google
     
    #1599 Internet2, Dec 5, 2017
  50. boone

    boone Destination Unknown
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    look at all you short fat fucks.
     
    #1600 boone, Dec 5, 2017
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