Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. HoosDaMan

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    I audibly laughed
     
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  2. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  3. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    also, while SC TV and The Kids in the Hall were both culturally relevant, neither combined come close to the influence of Saturday Night Live
     
  4. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    iirc the entire NBA stopped staying there
     
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  5. Hugo Boss

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    You do know he's not actually a good businessman, right? It's why he keeps going bankrupt.
     
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  6. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  7. triceratops

    triceratops Tribe Of Dan
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    Trump - Pigeon Forge, Trump - Myrtle Beach, Trump - Daytona Beach, Trump - Branson, Trump - Lower Alabama, Trump - Panhandle is a good start.
     
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  8. The Banks

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    This could be a fun tangent. Two trumpiest places in your state.

    North Pole, Alaska
    Wasilla, Alaska
     
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  9. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    How does one write that and not realize they’re on the wrong side of history?
     
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  10. ono

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    LOL. Easier to list the non-Trump places.

    Lawrence
    KCK


    fin
     
  11. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Buy up a bunch of super cheap, run down motor inns. Call pest control and slap some paint on them. Rebrand them "MAGA Motel and Resort." Charge $140 a night.
     
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  12. ono

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    Slap up some artwork of Ivanka and Melania in swimwear, brown people getting beaten up and/or arrested, and white football players standing for the anthem. Could double the room rates.
     
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  13. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Pampa, TX
    Dalhart, TX
     
  14. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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  15. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Guys you don't put hotels in the area of your state where the poor retards already live
     
  16. The Banks

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    Like the original post, I selected two touristy destinations that trumptards would like.
     
  17. triceratops

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    North Carolina

    Trump - Concord (Charlotte Motor Speedway)
    Trump - Downtown Charlotte adjoining NASCAR Hall of Fame
     
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  18. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Come stay at the Make America Great AgaInn!
     
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  19. Gaknight

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    Maybe he should have a line that competes with Comfort Inn and stuff like that. He can name it after Junior.
     
  20. Lyrtch

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    ForgotInn by Tiffany Trump
     
  21. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Trump already has a place in Atlantic City which is the Trumpiest place in NJ.
     
  22. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    No Vidor? I've read several people saying it's got to be the most racist place in Texas if no the U.S.
     
  23. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Big business will always do what's best for their consumers. FREE MARKET!!!
     
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  24. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    if you were an intelligent adult like Moxin24 you would understand that to be true, libs
     
  25. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    40% Black is Trumpiest? I am contesting the Trump-o-meter on this one.
     
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  26. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    That was some true #shitposting in the Net Neutrality thread.
     
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  27. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  28. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  29. slogan119

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    I read an article about that. The soldier has 3-5 diff tapeworms. Before this was a problem in their citizenry but not the military. Now they are worried about the malnutrition spreading and less money going towards the troops.

    Apparently they now use human feces on crops for everyone.
     
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  30. indeed

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    All of Trump’s branded properties in AC were/are completely tacky, gross, depressing dumps, and the Taj Mahal was the worst. Absolutely perfect representation of Trump, and his people.
     
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  31. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Now over to POTUS for traffic and weather on the 5’s.

     
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  32. The Banks

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    Infrastructure week must’ve been a resounding success
     
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  33. DelapThrows

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    Panama City, FL
    Daytona Beach, FL
     
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  34. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    All I want for Cyber Monday is any combo of Flynn/Kushner/Jr/Page being walked into an FBI office in DC for booking.
     
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  35. Barves2125

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    Trump Talladega would sell out every race weekend years in advance.
     
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  36. Fran Tarkenton

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    other than Palin, why Wasilla?

    and for Georgia - pick an Atlanta suburb or a KKK rally.
     
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  37. Mister Me Too

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    MAGA Motels could be a great place to relocate all the confederate statues that are coming down.
     
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  38. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    and then lock the doors and torch that place.
     
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  39. enjj

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    Good point.

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  40. shivious

    shivious He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    Not on my watch!!!
     
  41. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    why would anyone vote for page to be booked?

    if page is being booked mueller is failing miserably. his only value would be to give information about guys that actually matter. plus page is the goat.
     
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  42. Hugo Boss

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  43. The Banks

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    I should’ve said Mat-Su Valley of which Wasilla is the biggest part. But yeah, Palin, world class fishing, world record produce, Alaska State Fair, Kenny Chesney concerts, etc.
     
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  44. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    This is one of the few things that you've ever said that I partially agree with. Muller prob has enough to take him in, but having Page run around like an idiot spewing nonsense and sometimes revealing real stuff makes him a wildcard and problem for the other players. He might shutdown in custody, although he's so dumb he would likely talk even more, But I just want to see someone, anyone, get indicted before New Year's.
     
  45. Hugo Boss

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  46. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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  47. Hugo Boss

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  48. Hugo Boss

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    I think I'm going to bring up the Rand Paul thing when we talk about things we're thankful for tomorrow.
     
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  49. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Im thankful for Bob Mueller for keeping these traitorous fucks up at night.