Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Good job, Alabama
     
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  2. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  3. Nantucket

    Nantucket Northeastern Elitism+Alabama Downhome Sensibility
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    Proud of the turnout in Alabama given the high visibility of the election. Good win for Dems. Should make meaningful legislation now even less likely to be passed for the next 2 years - which is considered a win for many in our country. RTR
     
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  4. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    We are all RTR and WDE tonight
     
  5. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    White BBQ sauce still sucks, though
     
  6. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    Amazingly msnbc says too close to call
     
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  7. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    Tapper going in raw on Trump :mulletsmug:
     
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  8. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    The black dude in the vest hitting a weak dab at the Jones rally on CNN killed me.
     
  9. Tiffin

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    He tried to bring that weak ass shit into our team thread this morning. Go fuck yourself once again Nantucket
     
  10. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Great fucking job Alabama. I was skeptical but damn this is great. Bama and Auburn woke bros, great job, keep it up.
     
  11. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    My emotions over the last few hours summed up nicely by the pride of Alabama

     
  12. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    can't rape the poor (and young girls) as easily. sucks for your team, I guess.
     
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  13. Cousin Eddie

    Cousin Eddie Lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
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    Huge shout out to all Alabamians who voted and especially those who volunteered.
     
  14. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Firing Butch Jones
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    fyp
     
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  15. Boyd Crowder

    Boyd Crowder Stealin' money and blowin' shit up
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    Not gonna lie. I’m a little emotional right now.
     
  16. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    Never been more proud to be from the great state of Alabama.
     
  17. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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  18. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    GIVE TRUMP BACK HIS PHONE
     
  19. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Easiest place to get laid tonight
     
  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  21. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    Well done, Bama. Well done.[​IMG]
     
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  22. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Hey Bama, 2012 is forgotten. [​IMG]
     
  23. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Meaningful legislative reform to age of consent laws lmbo
     
  24. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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  25. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    Also,
    Suck your own fucking cock Steve Bannon
     
  26. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  27. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ DOUG JONES TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    [​IMG]
     
  28. ARCO

    ARCO I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt
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    It's crazy... I'm like jump kicking because basic decency prevailed.
     
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  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Props to Alabama for getting these results back QUICK as fuck. It took one fucking district in Georgia an hour or more than this.
     
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  30. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Live results
    Doug Jones 598,027 49.6%
    Roy Moore 588,438 48.8%
    99% reporting
     
  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    BY GAWD that's Doug Jones music!!!!
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Wow. Fucking Amazing.

    I did think the State had it in her
     
  33. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    they may not be able to read

    but they can count
     
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  34. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Good to know Alabama won't put up with this shit. Makes me not want to leave the country just yet
     
  35. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    Whoa whoa whoa slow down
     
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  36. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    Roy Moore won’t concede, instead some mall is going to have to tell him he’s no longer able to run.
     
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  37. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Thank u
     
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  38. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Get fucked
     
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  39. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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  40. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Hey guys I’ve been trying to avoid all this all day because it would make me sad and....

    Go good people. Trump has showed the underbelly of this country, but it’s starting to bring out the other side that actually gives a fuck about each other.
     
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  41. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    They saved the fucking day fo sho
     
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  42. Nantucket

    Nantucket Northeastern Elitism+Alabama Downhome Sensibility
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    :mulletsmug:
     
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  43. nofatchildren - cissp

    nofatchildren - cissp Free Da Guys
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    Eat a dick.
     
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  44. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I'm impressed but come CFB payoffs im back to despising them.
     
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  45. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Bama can go ahead and lose to Clemson again and I'll forgive them after tonight.
     
  46. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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    Also should I be nervous Donald Trump nukes my state tonight?
     
  47. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Eat shit traitor
     
  48. Nantucket

    Nantucket Northeastern Elitism+Alabama Downhome Sensibility
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    :mulletsmug:
     
  49. Patface

    Patface Touch & Go Like A Dantonio Heartbeat
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