Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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  2. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Why has MSNBC still not called the election?
     
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  3. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    just got home and about to play around on twitter

    but in the mean time, roll fucking tide
     
  4. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    This spin job on Fox News is incredible
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  6. Nantucket

    Nantucket Northeastern Elitism+Alabama Downhome Sensibility
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    :mulletsmug:
     
  7. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    Don’t sleep on Alabama.
     
  8. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE DRINKING HENESSY IN ALABAMA
     
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  9. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    CAnt wait to knock on doors for Bredesen
     
  10. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Even South Alabama

    dblplay1212
     
  11. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Supporting people that are virulent racists is so cool!
     
  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Thank you for not electing a pedo. God bless
     
  13. ARCO

    ARCO I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt
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    And also <3 all of you Bama posters who voted for Jones, and convinced other folks to vote for Jones/shamed Moore voters... its baby steps, but your efforts are much appreciated.
     
  14. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    you voted for a fucking pedophile because you want to continue stripping health care away from those less fortunate than you. i hope you break your legs tomorrow
     
  15. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Alabama just elected a baby killing godless Democrat? Hah.
     
  16. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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  17. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Guys I was just reverse jinxing all the time
     
  18. BudKilmer

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    Trump went ALL IN on "Big Luther" and then ALL IN on "Moore" and took 2 Ls

    Fuck Him! :warn:
     
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  19. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Lol what in the fuck is this
     
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  20. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    Trump losing the same race twice in one of the reddest states in the country is fucking hysterical.

    christ almighty, if the left doesn't step on their own toes they're going to massacre everyone in 2018.
     
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  21. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Imagine voting for a kid diddler and then he loses.
     
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  22. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  23. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    Way to go Bannon, you fucking wizard.
     
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  24. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Alright when's the next one
     
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  25. Redav

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    Lol nope
     
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  26. Nantucket

    Nantucket Northeastern Elitism+Alabama Downhome Sensibility
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    My insurance would cover it :mulletsmug:
     
  27. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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  28. Cheshire Bridge

    Cheshire Bridge 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
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  29. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    like yesterday you were saying the best outcome would including electing a man who is known for his interest in 15 year old girls. you don't get to comment on this anymore.
     
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  30. chuckmasterflex

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    Bannon going to wear 3 button downs tomorrow.
     
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  31. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
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    :iceburn:
     
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  32. dblplay1212

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    Mobtown stand up
     
  33. BudKilmer

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    Virginia and Alabama kicked the shit out of Trump

    Go Hoos
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  34. Arkadin

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  35. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    je ne suis pas ici HOWS OUR DICK TASTE BITCH

    BACK TO MOWING THE LAWN YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE ENABLING LOSER PIECE OF SHIT
     
  36. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone Deluxe Member
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    Alabama has now jumped above Oklahoma on least good places to live
     
  37. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    trying to recruit him to vote with Republicans is great

    hes literally pro choice, no more restrictions on abortion

    he wants sensible gun control

    hes pro gay marriage

    hes left of some Dems
     
  38. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    what was the nyt/needle joke from the crooked media folks?
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  40. bic

    bic the way out is through
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Good luck with that fuck face
     
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  42. The Hotch

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    SOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!! Praise Allah
     
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  43. Cheshire Bridge

    Cheshire Bridge 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
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    Soak in luke warm water.
     
  44. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Steve Bannon is the political Dave Wannstedt
     
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  45. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Conservative producers that want to be 100% sure I’d guess
     
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  46. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    :roll: "they were watching CNN so they didnt know we projected a win for them 10 minutes before CNN"
     
  47. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    We may suck but we don't suck as much as we all thought we might!

    Roll Tide! War Eagle! Go Blazers!
     
  48. Irush

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    They just Eiffel Towered a republican on CNN
     
  49. Beagle

    Beagle Many, many french fries
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    About as good as it gets for a Southern Dem.
     
  50. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    lmao Fox News is trying to say "actually Alabama is very progressive"