Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. tmbrules

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    Im not that flexible
     
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  2. wes tegg

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    First off, there are 100 senators. Which one said it matters. Second, that quote is full of “ifs” and “I thinks.” If it was a democratic hoax, I think everyone will be upset.
     
  3. London Humphreys

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    I would imagine there are far fewer in attendance and the gymnastics are being done by a fat man in sweatpants.
     
  4. cutig

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    And there’s no tv in the corner blaring Fox News
     
  5. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Jesus Christ. People are connecting two sentences in a text, rather than reading them as separate ideas.

    Idea 1: Page presented a theory that he would lose. If he won, Trump is a risk to democracy.

    Idea 2: Shit happens so we need to understand this could go sideways.
     
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  6. Crepeswithasmile

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    don't you supposedly go straight to hell without passing go, nor collecting $200, if you commit suicide? you'd think such a good christian man would know that.
     
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  7. LetItSoak

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    :facepalm:
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  8. Crepeswithasmile

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    i liked his other shot waaaaay better though.
     
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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sexist stupid fucktard
     
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  10. NoNatty

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    “How do you expect a man not beat his wife if the government doesn’t let him own a gun?”
     
  11. slogan119

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    Hahahahahahahahaha - even Putin thinks Trump is a bitch:

     
  12. Arkadin

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  13. VaxRule

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    To me, the texts indicate the sound judgment and keen insight I desire in an FBI employee. To me.
     
  14. cutig

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    That’s not what the One True Journalist Sean Hannity says
     
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  15. bertwing

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  16. IanBoyd

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  17. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    Lmfao the horse
     
  18. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Farenthold won’t seek re-election

     
  19. NilesIrish

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    So she's writing a book. now we just have to see if she is still loyal to Trump and goes after others or if she is really pissed and crushes cheeto.
     
  20. chuckmasterflex

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  21. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    It’s all bullshit to save face that she threw a temper tantrum like a 4 year old
     
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  22. phunkybuck

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    Fuck off you cunt. Quit trying to get a book deal.
     
  23. Bruce Wayne

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  24. Teflon Queen

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    I think this could be the most fitting end possible. Somehow Omarosa causes some conflagration that ends the administration.
     
  25. enjj

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    This isn’t about a book deal. That’s a shakedown. She’s looking for someone to pay up to keep her mouth shut.
     
  26. BudKilmer

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  27. Gaknight

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    Is this where we celebrate Dan Johnson killing himself?
     
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  28. NilesIrish

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    Tapper is tweeting out pictures and short bio's of all the Sandy Hook kids... It's so sad. Fuck every asshole who breezes past that and double fuck every person who thinks it was faked. I'm looking at you Trumpers.
     
  29. bertwing

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    Yeah it's been hard seeing those kids pictures. My son is the same age, and I just can't fathom something like that happening. I can't think of a more disgusting act in my lifetime.
     
  30. jorge

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    I believe that’s mainly a Catholic belief and they’ve softened on it. The idea of works impacting your path to heaven is mostly Catholic and some of the more orthodox churches. Evangelical Protestants believe it’s mainly about faith, which is why they are so shitty. They believe their faith excuses them from being shitty from time to time and that by believing in Jesus they’ll go to heaven anyway.
     
  31. VaxRule

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    Now explain predestination.
     
  32. Owsley

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    Unless you live in BFE, just about every supermarket has a Kosher section these days. Unfortunately, halal foods are still almost exclusively at specialty stores.
     
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  33. Dudley Dawson2

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    I was driving from Boston back to PA and had my 7 year old son in the back seat to take him to his first football game at PSU. I saw the signs for Newtown and Sandy Hook and exited. I don't know why, just thought I had to pay my respects. I looked down at my first grade son and it got really dusty, really quick.
     
  34. Can I Spliff it

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  35. Prospector

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    Use this calculator and see how the tax bill will affect your paycheck
    By Sam Petulla and Tal Yellin, CNN

    Updated 6:21 PM ET, Wed December 13, 2017
    This calculator provides a window into how the tax bill passed by the Senate may affect your after-tax income if your main source of income is a paycheck. It does not take into account the effects of the proposed repeal of the individual mandate or the potential economic growth that may result from the bill’s provisions. Updates will be made if and when the House and Senate succeed in merging their tax bills into a final piece of legislation.

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  36. Crepeswithasmile

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  37. BWC

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  38. FrankReynolds

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    That WaPo article from this morning is fucking damning. Anyone who reads that and thinks that this guy should be anywhere near the presidency should be fucking taken to the gulags
     
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  39. Crepeswithasmile

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    :roll::roll::roll: @ this old dude quoting a Luda song

     
  40. BudKilmer

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    Fucks like Matt Gaetz can die painfully


     
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  41. jorge

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    Honestly even after years of theological primary and secondary schooling I can’t wrap my head around that. But if anyone is unfamiliar it’s another excuse to not be accountable for how shitty you are because God decided you were going to heaven or hell already.
     
  42. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Didn't we have an LDS on the board who could explain it a little better than that?
     
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