Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. FrankReynolds

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    there's about 4 lies in this tweet alone
     
  2. CaneKnight

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    God all I want for Christmas is for that piece of shit to have a heart attack and die
     
    #106952 CaneKnight, Dec 23, 2017
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  3. bro

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    Not only lying, he tweeted this exactly like a week ago.


     
  4. bro

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    Just shut the fuck up and let me enjoy my holidays without your bullshit tweeting
     
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  5. Redav

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    >state Republicans are 5-0
    >illustrate how Republicans aren't 5-0 in the very next sentence
     
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  6. Mister Me Too

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    This at least confirms that McConnell/GOP have warned Trump that they could lose both chambers of congress in 2018.
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    If you don't know that the Senate is part of Congress, is it a lie?

    :dubioustrump:
     
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  8. BudKilmer

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    Hurry Mueller, please
     
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  9. fsudan

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    snowflake, you aren't getting shit for christmas but 7 more years of this
     
  10. BP

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  11. Joe_Pesci

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    :roll: how did i miss scaramucci talking about what a great athlete trump is
     
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  12. slogan119

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    Who stole Joe Walsh’s twitter?



    That’s 2 rational tweets in a week
     
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  13. Redav

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    I enjoyed this one from early today...



    War on Christmas is getting to him
     
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  14. Tobias

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    i didn’t serve two tours in the war on christmas for us to not say happy holidays, joe. respect the service.
     
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  15. BudKilmer

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    Seeing assholes like him and Ann Coulter painfully realize Trump doesn't give 2 fucks about them or his campaign promises is one of the few political bright spots
     
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  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Ann Coulter basically whining about being single is one of the few bright spots this year.
     
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  17. BudKilmer

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    IMG_4544.jpg Love getting emails from bae :lovelove:
     
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  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Tell me again why Warren can't be the face of the Democratic party. She isn't Bernie Sanders old (and whatever problems he had with Black voters) and she doesn't put up with bullshit. And yes the GOP would constantly run racist attacks about her Native American heritage claims against her, I'm thinking that won't go very far at this point.
     
  19. The B1G Kucktis

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    His Christmas gifts go directly to child support.
     
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  20. BudKilmer

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    This is a good read

     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    Her penis is notoriously a vagina
     
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  22. shawnoc

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    Is this the front runner for D trying to take down Leonard Lance? I hadn't heard of him.
    His beard is cute, though.
     
  23. SD_Irish

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    Well you have to enjoy the GOP finally embracing their greedy, hateful selves openly and shamelessly - in the process ruining their party and screwing themselves for years to come.

    Textbook definition of a pyrrhic victory.
     
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  24. GrizzliesDrew

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    Yay! Mom finds out daughter's boyfriend is a Nazi...forces her to dump him....he murders the parents celebrating family Christmas.

     
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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    He was just an animal in love and knew no different.

    /Merica
     
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  26. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    If only someone had told him that being a Nazi is silly
     
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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Definatley blame it on the dead parents.

    These east coast libs should have been accepting of his views
     
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  28. Fancy

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    Stop judging people without knowing who they really are
     
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  29. BudKilmer

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    If only someone had a tuba
     
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  30. Prospector

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    [Trump] watches [F&F] because it reinforces what he believes,” Brokaw said. “Fox News…is on a jihad right now” against institutions of the government. “Newt Gingrigh looking into the camera and saying the FBI is a corrupt organization – three months earlier he’d said Bob Mueller is one of the great, distinguished public servants we have.”

    “So, we’re at war here,” Brokaw said.”

     
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  31. nofatchildren - cissp

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    But what about when Antifa damaged property that one time?
     
  32. Can I Spliff it

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    Mark Blyth is good and making original points again
     
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  33. Joe_Pesci

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    i thought bth was older than that

     
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  34. chuckmasterflex

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    I watched Suicide Squad. Lego Batman is great though.

    Send animal shit to all of them.
     
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  35. Lyrtch

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  36. bro

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    send it to every Republican voter in 2018
     
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  37. chuckmasterflex

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    This is a great video of what is happening.
     
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  38. BP

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  39. Prospector

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    god he wants so badly to be liked

    the yankee old money, I mean coastal elites, are to blame for this shit
     
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  40. Joe_Pesci

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  41. CaneKnight

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  42. Duck70

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    He sounds like a very fine person
     
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  43. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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  44. Bruce Wayne

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    Tell me if you've heard this before

     
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  45. CUAngler

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    Trump tweeting fox news quotes about McCabe again. Feels like something is about to happen.
     
  46. citrodong

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    "This has to be fake news. He probably intended to say you all just got a lot more employees so technically your businesses will be worth more due to the new factories you'll be opening soon. That's what they've been saying and I believe what they say because of their trustworthy past."

    -My Uncle
    12-25-2017 at dinner (probably)
     
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  47. afb

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  48. GrizzliesDrew

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  49. Jax Teller

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  50. Long Ball Larry

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    Way to really stick it to em, Jax.
     
    #107000 Long Ball Larry, Dec 24, 2017
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