Any kid I have—male or female—will cut grass. That’s like the number one reason why I would want to have a kid in the first place.
I heard from someone recently that raw bones are fine but cooked bones splinter. I don’t remember if this was animal-specific though.
After doing community service most the day with the Mormons, we went to my wife’s grandparents house. My wife’s dad greeted me by calling me a faggot and tried to make me put on his dirty ass MAGA hat. I love the holidays with my in laws.
I've been trying to get a game of Rook going for a while around the holidays. I may get my wish Christmas night. If y'all got family that plays Rook, Spades, etc. Hit a brother up. I can bring booze and big thing of mixed nuts from Sam's. Planters deluxe baby. No peanuts.
My wife is amazing. Everytime I’m around her family I can’t believe how she turned out so normal. Her dad is diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder, all of his brothers have serious mental illness too. He’s either a bigoted asshole or psychotic, so I guess this is the lesser of two evils.
According to my sister I’m selfish because I went to hang out with my late wife’s cousin and her husband even though the rest of my family was about to go to bed.
Really chuckled at the thought of him calling you a faggot. I feel like that guy is great to be around if you’re just observing him and not having to directly interact with him.
Hit up the board game thread. I never travel without a copy of ticket to Ride, splendor or Puerto Rico.
I'm a little behind the curve, but I always ask if I can bring my pugs. They are giant babies, and when they arrive they get all excited and I take them outside and they do their excited shit/piss combo. Then they find a lap or couch or blanket just hang out for the rest of the time
My BIL’s parents came to their house yesterday for Christmas. My 10yo nephew saw them coming and went downstairs to greet them. Decides to slide down the bannister, falls off and breaks his wrist.
Drinking good bourbon and steaks with Mom and Dad. Playing with dog. Grandmother is getting pretty demented and depressed Redneck cousins are coming over tomorrow. One of them has 5 kids with 3 different women. They will arrive with a case of Milwaukee's best. I am excite.
My FIL, along with everyone else, is anticipating my SIL to be a huge bitch, pick a fight, or make things about her self like she always does. She’s so selfish and so self centered that no one can deal with her. The expectation from everyone is for her to blowup today or Christmas Day and then walk out and leave. My FIL went ahead and typed a letter detailing how everyone has predicted her selfish behavior and listing all of her grievances. He plans on handing it to her on her way out the door. Most excited I’ve been in quite a while.
Sorry to hear that man. Tell your sister that you still have another family and that she should quit being selfish herself. I'm starting to realize my sister, as much as I love her, is similar to yours.
I’m pretty much done with her at this point. I didn’t even want to come down here because I knew she would find a way to start some shit, but my grandma wanted to see them so I drove her down. We were originally supposed to go back home tomorrow but fuck it I’m out of here right after breakfast.
Yes. It needs to be a novel. Update on this. SIL forgot her psych meds three hours away. It’s definitely going down. It really sucks for everyone involved but also so predictable. One holiday without drama would be nice.
My stepmother adopted a chihuahua that my dad claims to hate (but actually loves). It escapes their back yard by climbing under the fence any time she gets the opportunity. I gave them a gps dog collar for her, partly in jest. He was thrilled, and then went on a rant about how all Trump would need to do to know the wall is a colossal waste of money is to look at his fence. The dog also has a sombrero.
My buddy’s fiance and his 6 year old daughter have been begging him for a dog for over a year. Every time he shuts them down and talks about how he has no interest in having a dog because they won’t take care of it, etc. Was over there last night and the topic came up again. I was giving him shit about how they should get a dog and 5 minutes later my phone beeps and it’s this pic Gonna be a great Christmas at their house.