The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. LetItSoak

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    Updated advanced stats from Football Outsiders:

    Offense - 15 (passing 13 rushing 23)
    Defense - 31 ( pass 31 rush 22)
    Winston - 14 (Sandwiched between Watson and Dak)
     
  2. arrdub

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    I think if Winston cut out completely preventable goofs he’d be viewed very favorably right now

    But absolutely no guarantees on his ADHD letting him accomplish that
     
  3. LetItSoak

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    He's 23 so I have some hope on that front but his progress in the NFL in terms of doing dumbass shit has been disappointing
     
  4. Sean Connery

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    His goofs are pretty much the only knock I can think of for him.
     
  5. LetItSoak

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    A couple times on Sunday as he was getting sacked you could see him start to attempt a throw and then pull it back down. Hopefully that's progress but we're only a week removed from
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  6. Magneto

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    Winston will always have those Brett Favre moments with throws he shouldn't make. He just needs to cut this shit where he makes 3+ in any given game.
     
  7. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Gruden will help him get there next year
     
  8. FearMySpear

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    His deep ball still blows
     
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  9. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    Decision making
    Deep ball touch
    Terrible o-line

    Fixing even one of the three would make him much better
     
  10. Magneto

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    A bad OL certainly won't help bad decision making.
     
  11. Hank Scorpio

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    Winston's progressed as much as he can under Koetter. Time to bring someone else in.
     
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  12. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Gruden camp already feeding anti-koetter stories to the media.
     
  13. Nizz

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    Godwin gonna be good when he can get more chances
     
  14. Hank Scorpio

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    We suck
     
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  15. Nizz

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    THis OL doesn’t want to touch anyone
     
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  16. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    Going for a FG there is how you lose games and get fired
     
  17. FSUnole1988

    FSUnole1988 fuck the gators
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    What is the story on Winston’s fumbles dumb plays on him or strip sacks?
     
  18. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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  19. FSUnole1988

    FSUnole1988 fuck the gators
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    Let’s hope so. Need a new HC and a new OL
     
  20. mp_22

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    What happened to Noah Spence?
     
  21. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity Poster/Posting Game Coordinator
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    Shoulder injury, placed on ir back in October
     
  22. Sean Connery

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    And DEs. And CBs. And a safety. And a RB. And a DC.

    But other than that, not too far off.
     
  23. Hank Scorpio

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    Is it bad that I'm kind of glad we lost? Better draft slot and another nail in Koetter's coffin.
     
  24. FearMySpear

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    Niners win clinches #5 pick at worst for us as long as we lose next week
     
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  25. Nizz

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    In the words of Sean Connery ”so help me god if we win next week”
     
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  26. FSUnole1988

    FSUnole1988 fuck the gators
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    Nope A top 5 pick and hopefully be able to trade back for a kings ransom when someone wants to come up for the third QB. Force broncos maybe at 9 to move up to get Allen from Wyoming and get some extra picks and draft OLs and DBs
     
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  27. Nizz

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    Nelson
     
  28. Hank Scorpio

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  29. Nizz

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    Because he Is a wonderful boi
     
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  30. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    I’m a better place kicker than the guy you drafted in the 2nd recently, so why not
     
  31. DriveByBBQ

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  32. CUgator

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    Alrighty then

     
  33. FSUnole1988

    FSUnole1988 fuck the gators
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    See you in 2019...
     
  34. JGator1

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    Another year of Grumors!!!! Pretty soon he’ll be elevated to Belichek tier, it’s amazing how one improves their status by not coaching.
     
  35. Hank Scorpio

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  36. War Grundle

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    Couldn’t agree more.
     
  37. RavenNole

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    If the Bucs keep koetter I would cancel my season tickets if I had them. Team is so hard to watch and offense is so boring and predictable
     
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  38. Sean Connery

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    Mike Smith needs canned and Monken needs to take over playcalling duties if Koetter does come back
     
  39. RavenNole

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    I agree but I think you just need to clean house. The team and the offense needs to change. Not just he playcalling. I don’t like the offense. I don’t think it’s built to the teams stregnths.
     
  40. Sean Connery

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    Oh I agree 100%, I hate Koetter
     
  41. Kevintensity

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    I was going to say I'm not sure I've been as disappointed in a team as I was with the bucs this year, but look at my fan of section. I really thought their offense would set the league on fire this year.
     
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  42. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    According to PR, Gruden wants 10 years, $10million per, fully guaranteed. This is fucking John's fault.
     
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  43. FSUnole1988

    FSUnole1988 fuck the gators
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    I hate that it’s mutually exclusive. Koetter sucks we know that gruden isn’t the only better option out there
     
  44. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    McAdoo for the lookalikes
     
  45. Nizz

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    Jimbo ruined football
     
  46. Hank Scorpio

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    Would rather give Josh McDaniels another HC shot than get locked in to a ridiculous contract like that.
     
  47. Hank Scorpio

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    Just to further illustrate how much coaching matters in the NFL, the Vikings are about to lock up a 1st rd bye during a season where they lost their starting QB and RB early in the season. Case fucking Keenum man.
     
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  48. bertstare

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    I’m not even mad that Jameis sucks dick today
     
  49. Hank Scorpio

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    That scoop and score was nice, buuuuuuuuut I kinda prefer the higher draft pick at this point
     
  50. FSUnole1988

    FSUnole1988 fuck the gators
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    aren't we locked in at 5 now? with Texans losing and 49ers winning?