Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Look at McConnell pretending that the GOP will play fair and square in the midterms. There’s nothing this guy won’t do to take a shit on norms and democratic processes. The only way they avoid a wipeout is to pull some shady shit, and he will do it.

     
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  2. BudKilmer

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  3. Randy Bobandi

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    I’m not in favor of marijuana being illegal and never have been.
     
  4. Mister Me Too

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    Bullshit, every brown person is either a mooslim or Mexican.
     
  5. indeed

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    WTF is up with this guy lately

     
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  6. Mister Me Too

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  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    They are a problem in Los Angeles. They are a huge ruthless gang. They mostly prey on poor immigrants.
     
  8. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  9. indeed

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  10. bertwing

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    Box truck rentals are $68k per day at Trump golf courses probably.
     
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  11. AIOLICOCK

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    Did you learn how to not torture dogs? Because I hear some people never got that far...
     
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  12. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  13. Joe_Pesci

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    my experience with hunting is that you basically end up walking through the woods all damn day. skeptical hippo on the huckabee clan doing that.
     
  14. Teflon Queen

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    They’re the tree stand type. I think bertwing actually said they were in a tree stand or truck hunting when he fingerbanged her.
     
  15. bertwing

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    That was Hoss Bonaventure that fingerblasted ole SHS

    Don't you put that shit on me
     
  16. bertwing

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    I heard his fingers smelled of sulfur afterward tifwiw
     
  17. Killy Me Please

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    You know I always thought her eye was fucked up from generations of inbreeding. But I guess it was from her Red Ryder carbine BB gun.
     
  18. Mister Me Too

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    I’m not a shooter, so maybe I’m wrong, but putting the butt of a shotgun against your shoulder seems like a very bad idea, right?
     
  19. Joe_Pesci

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    Did this really happen
     
  20. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    :lolwut:
     
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  21. prerecordedlive

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    Don’t tell her.
     
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  22. BellottiBold

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    Well well well....
     
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  23. bertwing

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    I believe it was his "friend" at a party but my #sources tell me it was in fact Hoss
     
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  24. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Also that SHS pic looks like she's shooting from her front door out towards the street. Is that legal? Or are there black people around?
     
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  25. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    obummer drove them up in buses
     
  26. Damion

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    private statute on private property so nothing the snowflakes can do about it

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    except constantly vandalize the fuck out of it
     
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  27. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    thank fucking god.
     
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  28. Joe_Pesci

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    That's kind of a misleading tweet for the content of the article

    Tbh I'm not really bothered that the president isn't hitting all of the trendy restaurants. Well done steak with ketchup is a national tragedy though
     
  29. Taco Sa1ad

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    We can tell.
     
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  30. indeed

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    Would be great to see Trump and maybe Inhofe and Hatch get the current strain of the flu, it’s really nasty this year and always hits the olds pretty hard.
     
  31. wes tegg

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    Where else would you put it? She’s got it kind of low, which would make the recoil hurt more, but it’s got to be on your shoulder.
     
  32. Joe_Pesci

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    Isn't the license to sell medical weed crazy expensive in Florida? My friend's parents were looking into it and they said it's nearly impossible for regular people to get
     
  33. wes tegg

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    And what’s the story on hurting dogs?
     
  34. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I wonder if that lazy eyed cunt has a clue what she is shooting at.
     
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  35. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    Yes. The process is highly complicated and politically. If you weren't juiced in before hand, you're going nowhere.
     
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  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Huckabee son killed a dog and his dad helped him beat the rap.
     
  37. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Prepare yourself for a chart that proves otherwise
     
  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    he got shotgun mixed up with mortar imo. simple mistake. let's pray on it.
     
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  39. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Family tradition
     
  40. DollarBillHokie

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    The fact Trump hasn't visited any DC homeless shelters or engaged in any charity work in DC is astonishing.

    I don't know how anyone can read that article and think he isn't using the Presidency to profit from it and drum up business for his properties. What non-recluse billionaire has never thought about going to restaurants he doesn't own? Isn't one of the big advantages of being a billionaire that translates to all walks of life that you get to go to great restaurants all the time?
     
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  41. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    My brother and I have a CBD extract connection and we are selling the pills at cost to old people. They fucking swear by it and say its the best their body has felt in years.
     
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  42. Name P. Redacted

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    In case you're being earnest, you'll generally brace a shotgun or rifle against your shoulder. Her shoulders are very perpendicular to the gun and it looks weird, though.
     
  43. AIOLICOCK

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    I'm one of those who would like to see a true leftist get the Dem nom in 20, but while peeking his Twitter, it occurs to me that Comey would absolutely mop the floor with Trump.
     
  44. Name P. Redacted

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    No.
     
  45. AIOLICOCK

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    Oh, I wasn't advocating for it.
     
  46. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Merkley
     
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  47. Mister Me Too

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    This is what I meant.
     
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  49. AIOLICOCK

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    Here we go