Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

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  2. fuxstockings

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    Sometimes I wish I could get kicked in the head by a mule, suffer traumatic brain injury, and forget everything I know so I don't have to be so goddamn angry all the time.
     
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  3. Doc Louis

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    That's a lot of dumb motherfucking suckers
     
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  4. bic

    bic the way out is through
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    DEEP STATE

    That's how.
     
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  5. GrizzliesDrew

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    i call twitter handle Timwise Gamgee!
     
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  6. Redav

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  7. Redav

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    I think a little more of me dies every time the president publicly thanks Lou Dobbs for something on Twitter
     
  8. cutig

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    Then you realize the president, who has any and all info he wants, gets his news from tabloid talk shows on fox news
     
  9. Mix

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    We're like 2 days away from a tweet that just says "INTRAMPMENT!"
     
  10. Redav

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    That stays up for 45 minutes until it's replaced with a tweet with the correct spelling.
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Nah, I’ll keep my I-told-ya-so in my pocket for now
     
  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah fuck them

    They knew who he was. They are just covering their ass
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    No you stupid fuck.

    Someone in your campaign told on you bc they were so disguised with what was happening
     
  14. Crepeswithasmile

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  15. PeterGriffin

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  17. NYGator

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    Anything set to this music just makes it so much better. You guys are probably too young to remember Benny Hill though. I used to love watching because we only had about 7 channels back then and they would always show nudity to this music.

     
  18. Mix

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    Reading more of Bill Gates. He drags the fuck out of Trump. Must kill Trump that a real billionaire won't play nice.

    “Both of the times he wanted to know if there was a difference between HIV and HPV,” Gates said to bewildered reactions from the crowd. “And I was able to explain that those are rarely confused with each other.”

    “He knew my daughter Jennifer because Trump has this horse show thing down in Florida, and he went up and talked to Jen and was being super nice,” Gates said. “And then, about 20 minutes later, he flew in by helicopter to the same place, so clearly he had been driven away but he wanted to make a grand entrance in a helicopter.”

    “When I first talked to him, it was actually scary how much he knew about my daughter’s appearance,” he added. “Melinda [Gates] didn’t like that too well.”

    Gates also said that Trump once said some weird bullshit to him in the third-person. “’Trump hears that you don’t like what Trump is doing,’” Gates recalled the president saying. “And I thought, ‘Wow. But you’re Trump.’”
     
  19. AHebrewToo

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    The good news for Mr. Schlossberg is that after he is disbarred he has the language skills to work in a Manhattan kitchen washing dishes.
     
  20. Arkadin

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    This is great
     
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  21. Prospector

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    1st report of idiot going 3rd person?
     
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  22. AptosDuck

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    Fixed
     
  23. CUAngler

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    He’s done it at rallies before.
     
  24. chuckmasterflex

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    The scandal isn't the crimes that were found, it was that anyone would dare look into their suspicious activity.
     
  25. lechnerd

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  26. Redav

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    If you feel morally compelled to blow the whistle on criminal activity, you're part of the problem
     
  27. VaxRule

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  28. Lyrtch

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    feel like we're setting up for an own goal here where it's revealed the informant is Ivanka or something crazy
     
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  29. Tobias

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  30. VaxRule

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    Jeff Sessions would be a plot twist
     
  31. Lyrtch

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  32. Josey Wales

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    I’d feel a little better about America if it was. He’s still a POS, but current evidence points to a sitting US senator acting as an agent in a plot to conspire to undermine the basis of our democracy.

    Would really appreciate if Sessions “saw something, said something” in between all that perjury he was committing.
     
  33. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Little Rocket Man dunking all over us. SAD!
     
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  34. Tobias

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    fearless leader.

     
  35. Mister Me Too

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    I’m going with Kellyanne (perhaps it was indirectly via her husband)
     
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  36. Prospector

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  37. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    More HS kids to dunk on Republicans re: gun control?
     
  38. Redav

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    Take your time. Don't just throw something together. Very thoughtful leader
     
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  39. Josey Wales

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    People who believe Russia meddled in the election, based on their words or actions:
    - US intel community
    - US Treasury
    - US Senate intel committee (republican chaired)

    People who don’t think they did:
    - Putin
    - Trump
    - Trunp supporters
    - Devin Nunes

    Who is more credible?
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Imagine Obama doing this bc Iran asked

    :roll:
     
  41. Mister Me Too

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    If “imagine Obama did this” was a drinking game there would be a lot of people in the ER with alcohol poisoning.
     
  42. Tobias

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  43. Crepeswithasmile

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    dear 8 lb baby jesus, please let it be Melania
     
  44. Mix

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    Our local nuclear plant might be on fire right now. We were supposed to cater them today and there are fire trucks all over with air support and they aren't letting anyone in. Could really use infrastructure week right now.
     
  45. bro

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    :bunnywithapancakeonitshead:
     
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  46. lechnerd

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    And by unilateral concessions of course you guys are conveniently disregarding the 3 prisoners NK released.