Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NilesIrish

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    It has happened, I'm sure of it. May have been in the 80's but it happened.

    Edit: The right won't care to own the libs.
     
  2. citrodong

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    :banderas:
     
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  3. theregionsitter

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    :billsnyderdancemachine:
     
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    Shook AF
     
  5. *DIESEL*

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    He clearly means to say "I did not not know of the meeting with my son..." Sort of a double negative. So you can put that in, and I think that probably clarifies things pretty good.
     
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  6. NYGator

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    Very promising if true.

     
  7. Bruce Wayne

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    Throwing your own flesh and blood under the bus.

    Desperation is a stinky cologne
     
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  8. Redav

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    This whole thing is starting to seem like something Cohen and Trump cooked up.
     
  9. sflnole

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    The Evangelical base, probably :

    “Well he can’t control what she does with the money after he’s paid her off; it’s not like he could stop her from getting an abortion”
     
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  10. Fran Tarkenton

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    Protect the Life while inside the Vagina

    Do everything to fuck over Life once outside

    Thats the GOP
     
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  11. Mix

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    I'm trying to understand this. So if I take Lanny at his word that this didn't come from them Trump's team leaked out that Trump knew about the meeting. Is this some weird fake news trap to see who would print that? I know his lawyers are bad but even for them this seems like a terrible ploy.
     
  12. Bruce Wayne

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    I can't imagine any investigator with half a brain hasn't already thought of that.

    But I've placed too much faith in the ability of our institutions before
     
  13. NYGator

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    I didnt see this posted the other day...

     
  14. bro

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  15. NYGator

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    I think this is why it was released yesterday. Base don't be so fast to turn on me. Look at how great I am doing. I think we will get at least 3 fake news references and nobody is covering all of the great things that Donald Trump is doing in the PC.

     
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  16. NYGator

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  17. NYGator

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    It's amazing these are adults, let alone elected officials.

     
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  18. NYGator

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  19. Tobias

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    jesus christ how was this only a year ago
     
  20. Ralph

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    "I don't know how he has any credibility" :idk:
     
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  21. NYGator

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    The GDP number is bullshit. It is artificially inflated based on China pre-buying ahead of tariffs. Each President before him has had at least one quarter of this type of GDP growth.

    Hearing him speak, it's like he is a 5th grader trying to give a book report on something he doesnt understand.
     
  22. Cheshire Bridge

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    Lordy, please let there be tapes
     
  23. Cheshire Bridge

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    We're in too deep.


    The Russian President on Friday also praised Trump, saying the US President's "great virtue is that he always wants to keep his promises to his voters."
    "You can critique him for what he does and many people do that but one thing is clear -- he is willing to fulfill his campaign promises," Putin said, adding that he viewed their meeting earlier this month in Helsinki, Finland, as "useful.
     
  24. NYGator

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  25. NYGator

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  26. enjj

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    But Venezuela...
     
  27. NYGator

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

     
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  28. Redav

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    Bad policy decisions are only possible in socialist countries.
     
  29. NYGator

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    OK, so as much I was concerned that perhaps some monkey business was at hand with the release of that info last night, I now believe that it was calculated to be quieted by this news today. To that end, I guess this is all good news.
     
  30. BP

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  31. bro

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    Good lord her face
     
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  32. steamengine

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    That’s the A team right there.
     
  33. BayouMafia

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    I don't think that's anatomically correct but I agree with the sentiment
     
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  34. steamengine

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    In early February 2009, Sessions made the following comment about the Republican Party legislative strategy in the House of Representatives: "Insurgency, we understand perhaps a little bit more because of the Taliban", he said, during the 60-minute sitdown.[15] "And that is that they went about systematically understanding how to disrupt and change a person's entire processes."[16] He continued: "I'm not trying to say the Republican Party is the Taliban.... I'm saying an example of how you go about [it] is to change a person from their messaging to their operations to their frontline message. And we need to understand that insurgency may be required when the other side, the House leadership, does not follow the same commands, which we entered the game with."[17]


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Sessions


    His Dad was also the last FBI director to be fired. Just like Gorsuch, we’re being led by the sons of crooks for the 80s and 90s.
     
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  35. bro

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  36. DuckKin

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    "They shouldnt have hired him" is going to be the new "they shouldnt have been standing there."
     
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  38. steamengine

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    You mean like this guy?

     
  39. enjj

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    Socialist countries with dictators.
     
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  40. ElectricDreamMachine

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    lol good god at that ratio
     
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  41. BP

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  42. Prospector

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    WTF indeed. Did he push her down the stairs or kick her in the stomach?
     
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  43. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    That’s a champion horseplayer if I ever saw one.
     
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  45. joe-

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    Jim Jordan looks like he likes to rape
     
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  46. steamengine

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  47. NilesIrish

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    Looks like he likes to be taken from the back to me.
     
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  48. Lyrtch

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