Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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    How did nobody check his record immediately after all these allegations came out? Does Ohio not have public court records?
     
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    I guess I could have added that it's from a restaurant in St. Augustine, which actually ships the kits, as well.
     
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    No word on if Brett McMurphey will still be posting his updates on facebook though.
     
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    bet OSU fans will be all over that offer! (does it cost money?)
     
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    OSU should quietly issue a brief press release reinstating Urban Meyer during Maryland's "we killed a guy" press conference.
     
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    I've got some friends in LT who are pretty plugged in to the Wilson recruitment (not Longhorn94 bullshit) and here's what they are telling me:

    - Wilson still fully supports Meyer and OSU, he knew about the domestic violence and Meyer turning a blind eye to it before he committed. In fact, it was one of the main reasons he committed. He just fucking loves domestic violence. It's like in the NCAA football games how you can pick what pitch to give to a recruit, if you picked domestic violence, you would get Wilson's commit 100% of the time. Meyer knew this and really played up that angle. It's why he's one of the best in the game.

    - However, Herman is not going to just give up on Wilson. He's just biding his time until he drops his ace in the hole: Casey Horny. Herman knows if Wilson likes domestic violence, he's going to love the guy involved in a systemic program put in place at a university to cover up widespread, violent sexual assaults. Once the season is over, Herman is going to promote Horny to a coach like he did with Carrington last year. Horny's only job is going to be recruiting Wilson and Herman is confident that he can get him to flip.

    - One dark horse to watch in Wilson's recruitment: Michigan State.
     
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    chuckled audibly at "He just fucking loves domestic violence"
     
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    Chuckled audibly at "dark horse: Michigan State".
     
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    these UM guys will do just about anything to get good ol boy Urbs fired, just so they can finally win a rivalry game. sad, i tell ya!
     
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